Two movies on Movie Monday? MADNESS! I couldn’t help it though… this was too funny.
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[VIDEO] Why No One Wants to Fight Dr. Manhattan

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 16, 2009 · 8:18 PM

(220 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)

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2335Comments2009-03-17+00%3A18%3A10Shawn+Handyside to “[VIDEO] Why No One Wants to Fight Dr. Manhattan”

LOL on March 17th, 2009 12:25 am

And I thought star wars was creepy.
Kinockun on March 17th, 2009 12:34 am

and this is why viagra should be kept out of videogames
Shawn Handyside on March 17th, 2009 12:39 am

Ha, sorry your comment kept getting caught in the spam filter… any time the word Viagra is used the comment goes to moderation…
Kinockun on March 17th, 2009 12:53 am

ah, my apologies, kinda new to halolz
Kyle on March 17th, 2009 1:03 am

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

Also: MIND BLOWINGLY CREEPY.
Onishii on March 17th, 2009 1:11 am

That was surprisingly awkward.

Yet epicly hilarious.
BurnoutSpartan on March 17th, 2009 1:12 am

BLUE RAPE!!…..no thats not funny.
Mr. Manhattan fucking-up the enemies!!……still not funny.
Damn, I got nothing.
shadowrya7 on March 17th, 2009 1:15 am

Rule 34 has betrayed me.
Paine on March 17th, 2009 1:17 am

The one thing I've learned here is that Smurfette is a whore. Actually, I've also learned that Dr. Manhattan walks around with a boner that whacks him in the face when he takes a step.
DrTimeCop on March 17th, 2009 1:19 am

NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT FTW
Doomwaffle on March 17th, 2009 1:22 am

HEY LETS USE MARIO SOUND EFFECTS K LOL
Evitron on March 17th, 2009 1:29 am

Don't they know that Manhattan's blue penis is never erect? I mean, seriously guys. Stick to the source material.

I lol'd though. Very funny.
Mr. ForTheWin on March 17th, 2009 1:30 am

Extreme Wrongness!! But Epically Hilarious. :D
MrRaccoon on March 17th, 2009 1:41 am

"Your weiner is good, but mine is better"
Nick Soapdish on March 17th, 2009 2:15 am

You thrust your pelvis! Hunh!
Shawn Handyside on March 17th, 2009 2:27 am

DUCKMAN REFERENCE.

YES!
Shawn Handyside on March 17th, 2009 2:27 am

Also anyone who Diggs this gets 800 awesome points.
Allan Dobrowolskyj on March 17th, 2009 3:23 am

I dugg it. :o
Seb on March 17th, 2009 3:25 am

all I can think is, "HOSHIT! SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!!!" am I horribly twisted?
AuraMaster on March 17th, 2009 4:05 am

I laughed the whole way through this. Epicly hilarious.

The last fight scene is what would have happened on Fire Island.
Dan on March 17th, 2009 4:36 am

The video won't show for some reason. I YouTube'd it and thought it was pretty funny if disrespectful to the Watchmen, though no more so than Saturday Morning Watchmen.
Shawn Handyside on March 17th, 2009 4:52 am

I am noting your points in my ledger of radness!
Peyj on March 17th, 2009 2:50 pm

No one is safe from Rule 34! I swear, if Alan Moore saw this, he would die from an absinthe-induced stupor trying to forget his characters being used like this. That, or die from shock.
MasqueNoMercy on March 17th, 2009 3:07 pm

nope, the guy who made this animation, THAT GUY is horribly twisted, youre just an innocent mind being warped by his madness
S.K. on March 17th, 2009 3:51 pm

And I thought it was because of cancer! Boy, was I wrong.
SantasAssassin on March 17th, 2009 6:49 pm

It doesn't show for me either. Youtubing it now.
SmegEd on March 17th, 2009 7:37 pm

Your Schwarz is almost as long as my Schwarz ! But do you know how to use it ?

/spaceballs
BlueChameleon on March 17th, 2009 10:21 pm

I guessed the gag from the title. Do I get a prize?
Luckydog on March 17th, 2009 11:07 pm

Did no one else notice that it's kung fu? It's an old nes game. I have to say, this version actually look more fun but that's cause Kung fu wasn't the best of games -_-
Pickapok on March 17th, 2009 11:13 pm

Disgusting
FoxyMayo on March 17th, 2009 11:43 pm

What. The. FUCK?!?!?!?!
Vabolo on March 18th, 2009 12:13 pm

I just hope nohing else gets blown!
Vabolo on March 18th, 2009 12:20 pm

At first, I thought ''Hey, they didn't give Dr Manhattan a dick, this might be somewhat…."
*PSHEEUUU(or whatever a lightsaber sounds like)*
"…Whelp, there goes the chance of intelligent content!''
Chris on March 18th, 2009 6:11 pm

I was strangely aroused.
DeathJam on March 18th, 2009 9:36 pm

Yeah… i lol'd FUKKEN hard, mainly because it reminded me of an old childhood joke (mainly claiming 2 people would literally have dick wars XD)

I hope to never see this again… ah hell i'm replaying this shit
Elohel on March 19th, 2009 2:48 pm

the jolly green giant spinning through the air with an erect penis is the funniest thing i've ever seen
thereisnospoon on March 19th, 2009 7:44 pm

Doubya Tee Eff.
KingofRetards on March 23rd, 2009 1:33 am

This is one of those things that cannot be unseen.
Hiroki on March 24th, 2009 3:01 am

Oh ye gods. Sick. Really, really sick.

And yet, the funniest damn thing I've seen all week.
Zink120 on April 9th, 2009 5:14 pm

lol…
I just noticed this is tagged under "Adult Situations".
My perception of growing up just put on a blindfold and was fired out of a cannon.
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eddieg on April 17th, 2009 6:47 pm

this is funny?
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The Silent One on April 18th, 2009 3:58 am

Damn. I haven't lol'd that hard in a while.
baz on April 21st, 2009 2:19 am

Love the street figher win sound fx :D
doomsday on April 21st, 2009 7:20 pm

recon. lol
Corenator on April 22nd, 2009 9:44 pm

Reminds me of this video (somewhat):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1yneJSJx3E
just fyi on April 22nd, 2009 10:54 pm

i guess you mean "Schwanz"… which is german slang for cock ;)