Sir Atlas isn’t worried, he’s got a sniping LOLCAT watchin’ his back!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 15, 2009 · 6:18 AM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Cant let you first that, halolz!
And any who second shall be Falcon Punched.
Also: let the 'find a better caption' contest begin.
Guess this is Sniper Wolfs cousing huh?
Guess this is Sniper Wolfs cousin huh?
Something like: "Be Polite. Be Efficent. Plan to kill every cat you meet." ?
Go ahead. Take the catnip. I fucking dare you!
he does look like he's on wolf's meds.
Puh-leese! This is older than the internet. And boring caption.
And bad shooped photo is badly shooped.
Bring on the thumbs down
IMPOSTER DETECTED
screw pikachu tanks, we got sniper kittehs
Ok here goes.
A man is going for a jog and then he runs into this cat carrying a bag. He asks the cat what's in the bag and the cat goes, "I'm a hitman, in the bag is a sniper rifle".
The man doesn't believe him so the cat says I'll show you and pulls out the gun and says, "Here have a look". The man grabs the gun, and goes, "wow it's real! And this sniper scope's great I can see me house. Hey there's my wife, and hold on.. there's my next door neighbor!"
The man infuriated asks the cat, "I wanna hire you, how much do you charge?"
And the cat goes, "I charge $1000 per shot", so the man goes, "ok I want you to shot her once in the mouth, for always nagging me and I want you to shoot him in the groin for screwing my wife".
So the cat starts taking aim and is taking ages to prepare and line up his shot. The man, getting impatient says, "What's taking so long?!" and the cat goes, "Hold on, I'm about to save you one thousand dollars".
Ok here goes.
A man is going for a jog and then he runs into this cat carrying a bag. He asks the cat what's in the bag and the cat goes, "I'm a hitman, in the bag is a sniper rifle".
The man doesn't believe him so the cat says I'll show you and pulls out the gun and says, "Here have a look".
The man grabs the gun, and goes, "wow it's real! And this sniper scope's great I can see me house. Hey there's my wife, and hold on.. there's my next door neighbor!"
The man infuriated, asks the cat, "I wanna hire you right now, how much do you charge?"
And the cat goes, "I charge $1000 per shot", so the man goes, "ok I want you to shot her once in the mouth, for always nagging me and I want you to shoot him in the groin for screwing my wife".
So the cat starts taking aim and is taking ages to prepare and line up his shot. The man, getting impatient says, "What's taking so long?!" and the cat goes, "Hold on, I'm about to save you one thousand dollars".
Ok here goes.
A man is going for a jog and then he runs into this cat carrying a bag. He asks the cat what's in the bag and the cat goes, "I'm a hitman, in the bag is a sniper rifle".
The man doesn't believe him so the cat says I'll show you and pulls out the gun and says, "Here have a look".
The man grabs the gun, and goes, "wow it's real! And this sniper scope's great I can see me house. Hey there's my wife, and hold on.. there's my next door neighbor!"
The man infuriated, asks the cat, "I wanna hire you right now, how much do you charge?"
The cat says, "I charge $1000 per shot", so the man goes, "ok I want you to shot her once in the mouth, for always nagging me and I want you to shoot him in the groin for screwing my wife".
So the cat starts taking aim and is taking ages to prepare and line up his shot. The man, getting impatient says, "What's taking so long?!" and the cat goes, "Hold on, I'm about to save you one thousand dollars".
Epic fail.
Boom. Headshot.
1/5, bitch.
That Kitteh is a spy!
Fail. 1./5
Nice!!
That's pretty good XD
Also, how I makez profile?? I frequent this site so XD
"That kitteh's a spy!"
Snap…
Oh I see what you did there….
Cat! 5/5
I hate the snipers in the Battlefield Heroes beta. They are too overpowered
I think his dog saw me.
Yes! Yes he did!
Go to http://www.intensedebate.com/ or try and sign up at the bottom by hitting that tick box. Then you too can start growing your very own epeen.
VGCats comes to mind.
ai cawncuhrz!
Sniper Kitty is watching you masturbate.
Clever girl
Epic win, that was incredible!
"This shot sall be purrrrrrrrrrfect!"
That is'nt an awp, THANK FUKKEN FALCON.
i'd go spam a SMG on it.
That is what we like to call a "Twofer".
Can that also be considered a "double headshot"?
Sniper kitty has no chance of sho-
Lolcats aren't fucking funny!!!!
They're cats. They're automatically funny.
I c wut u did thar.
Seen here is a sniper in the Battle of Hoth, as portrayed by cats.
Fucking campers…