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Snipah Kitteh CAMPAHS BEWARE!

Sir Atlas isn’t worried, he’s got a sniping LOLCAT watchin’ his back!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 15, 2009 · 6:18 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (188 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5)
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Heavy Weapons, LOLCATS, Sneak Attack, The Great Outdoors

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Fucking campers...
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And any who second shall be Falcon Punched.

Also: let the 'find a better caption' contest begin.
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14 replies · active 845 weeks ago
Ok here goes.
A man is going for a jog and then he runs into this cat carrying a bag. He asks the cat what's in the bag and the cat goes, "I'm a hitman, in the bag is a sniper rifle".
The man doesn't believe him so the cat says I'll show you and pulls out the gun and says, "Here have a look".
The man grabs the gun, and goes, "wow it's real! And this sniper scope's great I can see me house. Hey there's my wife, and hold on.. there's my next door neighbor!"
The man infuriated, asks the cat, "I wanna hire you right now, how much do you charge?"
The cat says, "I charge $1000 per shot", so the man goes, "ok I want you to shot her once in the mouth, for always nagging me and I want you to shoot him in the groin for screwing my wife".
So the cat starts taking aim and is taking ages to prepare and line up his shot. The man, getting impatient says, "What's taking so long?!" and the cat goes, "Hold on, I'm about to save you one thousand dollars".
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That is what we like to call a "Twofer".

Can that also be considered a "double headshot"?
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I c wut u did thar.
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Epic win, that was incredible!
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Oh I see what you did there....
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Snap...
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Longshotz5798 · 846 weeks ago

Nice!!
That's pretty good XD
Also, how I makez profile?? I frequent this site so XD
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Go to http://www.intensedebate.com/ or try and sign up at the bottom by hitting that tick box. Then you too can start growing your very own epeen.
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I think his dog saw me.
Yes! Yes he did!
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Mad Hatter · 846 weeks ago

Something like: "Be Polite. Be Efficent. Plan to kill every cat you meet." ?
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Boom. Headshot.
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Sniper Kitty is watching you masturbate.
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Clever girl
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Longshotz5798 · 846 weeks ago

"That kitteh's a spy!"
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Seen here is a sniper in the Battle of Hoth, as portrayed by cats.
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That is'nt an awp, THANK FUKKEN FALCON.
i'd go spam a SMG on it.
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"This shot sall be purrrrrrrrrrfect!"
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VGCats comes to mind.
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Cat! 5/5
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1 reply · active 846 weeks ago
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KidWithTheFace · 846 weeks ago

ai cawncuhrz!
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That Kitteh is a spy!
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Epic fail.
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screw pikachu tanks, we got sniper kittehs
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Go ahead. Take the catnip. I fucking dare you!
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Guess this is Sniper Wolfs cousin huh?
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1 reply · active 846 weeks ago
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kookookachoo · 846 weeks ago

he does look like he's on wolf's meds.
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Cant let you first that, halolz!
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1 reply · active 846 weeks ago
IMPOSTER DETECTED
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Sniper kitty has no chance of sho-
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I hate the snipers in the Battlefield Heroes beta. They are too overpowered
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Fail. 1./5
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1/5, bitch.
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Anusparty · 846 weeks ago

Lolcats aren't fucking funny!!!!
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1 reply · active 845 weeks ago
They're cats. They're automatically funny.
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Supernoob · 846 weeks ago

Puh-leese! This is older than the internet. And boring caption.
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1 reply · active 846 weeks ago
And bad shooped photo is badly shooped.
Bring on the thumbs down
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