Have you tried the new TF2 scout update yet? Well here’s a compilation of some of the hilarious new audio they’ve added!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 27, 2009 · 11:23 AM 
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62 Responses to “[AUDIO] Scout Domination Audio Clips”

  1. Plainview on February 27th, 2009 4:41 pm

    I…eat…your…sandwiches!
    bestone.

  2. ZanDPY on February 27th, 2009 4:47 pm

    "Hey look, You shape shifted into a dead guy!"
    Pure awesome right there.

  3. FoxyMayo on February 27th, 2009 5:08 pm

    I think the Scout's finally realized he IS the Shamwow guy. "Look at this. Just caved your skull in. My back's still dry. No clumps of hair. Nothing." Seriously, that clip makes him sound a lot like the Shamwow guy.

  4. Purplemon739 on February 27th, 2009 5:12 pm

    I laughed at the "Snipe that, ya freakin coward!" I'll remember that, Vince… (See what I did there?)

  5. Paulrus on February 27th, 2009 5:33 pm

    Shamwow did come to mind at that part.

  6. Paulrus on February 27th, 2009 5:35 pm

    Valve had too much fun with this update. Still want a video though.

  7. g1drake on February 27th, 2009 5:43 pm

    Heavy guy:I….I..*runs like a girl and start crying*

  8. Dr. Time-Cop on February 27th, 2009 6:41 pm

    Yeah. Go ahead and ragequit.

  9. SalNightmare209 on February 27th, 2009 7:14 pm

    Wow, are all guys from Brooklyn act like this?

  10. TriforceX5 on February 27th, 2009 7:35 pm

    MADE-OF-WIN
    Laugh every time

  11. Kidou on February 27th, 2009 7:47 pm

    One more they could've added.

    "Not that hard to outsmart bullets when YOU can't aim for crap!"

  12. Tambay on February 27th, 2009 8:14 pm

    I counted… 9 of 'em for the heavy…

    "I am OWNING you you fat, bald, fatty, fat… fat, FAT!"

  13. Captain Falcat on February 27th, 2009 8:37 pm

    not only is scout shamwow guy, but he's threatening sasha. New best character.

  14. sir_auronDX on February 27th, 2009 8:41 pm

    "Nice effort DEUTCSHBAG"

  15. Nova on February 27th, 2009 9:01 pm

    Repeat afta' me! Mmh mmmh mh I AM DEAD.

  16. Leo058 on February 27th, 2009 4:26 pm

    I think his Brooklyn accent seems a little more… exaggerated this time around. Still funny, though! I can see this giving me a laugh during gameplay.

    …He's threatening Sasha!

  17. Sandbag on February 27th, 2009 9:43 pm

    I eat your Sandviches! I eat them all!

    I'm gonna take Sasha out for steak tonight.

    FREAKING WIN :D That one made me laugh a lot

  18. Rayza on February 27th, 2009 11:04 pm

    I love these!

  19. coughman on February 27th, 2009 11:26 pm

    YOU FOLLOWIN' ME CAMERA GUY!?

  20. Paiv on February 27th, 2009 11:27 pm

    "if you were from where I was from, you would be f**king dead."

  21. KingofRetards on February 27th, 2009 11:27 pm

    Drop dead and give me 20 :D

  22. BlueChameleon on February 27th, 2009 11:50 pm

    My favourite:
    'You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my…tiny head! It's so tiny I got a…just a tiny little head!'

  23. Daifuku on February 27th, 2009 11:54 pm

    "Eh, that fancy scope of yours? Bet you got a REAL good view of me killing you!"

    Scout's got jokes lol

  24. Paulrus on February 28th, 2009 12:52 am

    I assume, based on the "2004" achievement, that he's from Boston.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Boston_Red_Sox_

  25. The_Ginger on February 28th, 2009 1:16 am

    my bats still clean, look at this, no blood, no hair, beautifal

    my bats made in germany,m y'know the germans make good stuff

  26. Shawn Handyside on February 28th, 2009 1:26 am

    …….

    You really just noticed that? :P

  27. Euphitonuim on February 28th, 2009 2:55 am

    Hey! Here's something you shoulda built: A NOT-DYIN' MACHINE!

    XD XD XD XD XD

  28. KingofRetards on February 28th, 2009 2:59 am

    I am looking forward to 9001… but I don't think that will happen in my lifetime.

  29. MrRaccoon on February 28th, 2009 3:08 am

    Oh Falcon God, this is so freaking hilarious XD

  30. Star Wolf on February 28th, 2009 3:58 am

    Can't let you bonk that, scouter!

  31. Kbman on February 28th, 2009 6:46 am

    That's what failure tastes like!

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  33. Dr. Time-Cop on February 28th, 2009 3:10 pm

    I challenged myself not to laugh. I lost around when he was talking to the pyro.

  34. drill on February 28th, 2009 4:22 pm

    the weapons, the new speeches, all makes the scout the most bad-assest character in tf2 now. even if i still like to set people on fire, its the truth.

  35. Rikumelenium on February 28th, 2009 4:51 pm

    this is why i love TF2 x3 all because of scout and his bad mouth xD

  36. Ripshot on February 28th, 2009 5:09 pm

    "I hate doctors"

    Is Scout related to Francis o:?

  37. MagnumPrimers on March 1st, 2009 4:24 am

    I EAT YOUR SANDWICHES! I EAT EM UP!

    There Will Be Blood FTW.

  38. Szalkow on March 1st, 2009 8:00 am

    'Ey, look, he shapeshifted into a dead guy!
    I got a schematic for you: my ass!

    Classic stuff.

  39. rory on March 2nd, 2009 9:32 am

    so spys can shape shift into dead guys now i know

  40. thereisnospoon on March 4th, 2009 12:48 am

    EPIC WIN.

  41. DrTimeCop on March 9th, 2009 2:23 am

    Hah. I pretty much main as a scout. That doesn't mean I'm actually good though. :V

  42. lolzman on October 29th, 2009 7:47 pm

    That gun can fire 10,000 rounds a second with $200 bullets? AINT SO USEFUL WHEN THEY DONT HIT NOTHIN ARE THEY KNUCKLE HEAD? IMA TAKE SASHA OUT FOR A DATE 2night

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