Celing G-Man Is watching you masturbate

And now that Oliver Bark knows he’s there, he’s finding it incredibly hard to concentrate!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 26, 2009 · 12:18 PM 
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29 Responses to “Celing G-Man Is watching you masturbate”

  1. Nurematsu on February 26th, 2009 5:25 pm

    Oh geez… I'm scared now ;_;

  2. Ichigo on February 26th, 2009 5:32 pm

    Way to spell. Ceiling

  3. Oh Hai on February 26th, 2009 5:38 pm

    *sigh* Fucking hell, where are the grammar police?

  4. SmegEd on February 26th, 2009 5:52 pm

    the grammar nazis will be up in arms now…

    So freaking scary. I never knew !!!! My boner bone broke

  5. Paulrus on February 26th, 2009 5:54 pm

    *prods his face with stick*
    *explodes into gory mess*

  6. Leo058 on February 26th, 2009 6:23 pm

    JESUS that's creepy…

  7. KingofRetards on February 26th, 2009 8:01 pm

    I am not even jerking off and he still sees me masturbating. D:

  8. Paulrus on February 26th, 2009 8:24 pm

    Everyone is masturbating on the inside.

  9. SalNightmare209 on February 26th, 2009 9:36 pm

    First is that stupid cat and now this…I need a steel celing.

  10. Star Wolf on February 26th, 2009 10:04 pm

    Can't let you watch that, creeper!

  11. WolvenGlory on February 26th, 2009 10:25 pm

    *goes up in arms*
    It should be ceiling, not celing! Gosh, that person is so bad at spelling! 1/5! 1/5! 1/5!
    Also, I applaud Shawn for rhyming with the picture. Good job!

  12. BlueChameleon on February 26th, 2009 10:39 pm

    Inflator + Pupils = Tiny Pupils


  13. BONK! on February 26th, 2009 10:44 pm

    Lern two spal. (Eye lern wif fonnix.)

  14. g1drake on February 26th, 2009 11:38 pm

    with those eyes, he can see my soul masturbating

  15. Oliver Bark on February 27th, 2009 12:13 am

    Sorry about the spelling mistake. I was tired.

  16. Zink120 on February 26th, 2009 7:34 pm

    Holy sh!t… His eyes… (O_O)

  17. MrSpaceCowboy on February 27th, 2009 12:35 am

    Who knew my masturbating would have unforeseen consequences?

  18. Paiv on February 27th, 2009 2:44 am

    The right eyes in the wrong place can watch all the masturbation in the world.

  19. TZer0 on February 27th, 2009 8:08 am

    Ceiling. You spelled it "rong".

  20. MrRaccoon on February 27th, 2009 6:51 pm

    No way, I was under my blankets!

  21. Oliver Bark on February 27th, 2009 6:54 pm

    Didn't you realise that a guy with eyes like his can see through that stuff?

  22. FloppyToast on February 28th, 2009 4:57 am

    It seems you know how to spell masturbate correct except for 'ceiling'.

  23. Longshotz5798 on March 11th, 2009 4:12 pm

    I see what you did there…

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