PHONE FOR YOU. Hope it’s a doctor

Heh. I have to say… acrazyjon did not PHONE THIS ONE IN! You see because of the phone… and… oh cut me some slack, I’m on the road to D.C. over here!
But anyway, how about that Dead Rising 2? I was so psyched to hear about this!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 12, 2009 · 10:11 AM 
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Capcom, Dead Rising, Motivational, PC, Playstation, Smashy Smashy, Xbox 360, Zombies

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33 Responses to “PHONE FOR YOU.”

  1. some guy on February 12th, 2009 3:21 pm

    other possible captions:
    I gotta reach out and beat someone.
    I said "Give me a minute!"
    Miss Cleo called. She predicts you're about to be in a world of pain.
    This beating brought to you by Carrottop.

  2. G1drake on February 12th, 2009 12:23 pm

    as you can see, the new sony ericson can kill zombies

  3. Battlin on February 12th, 2009 4:37 pm

    A brand new phone for all you zombie apocalypse survivors! It has that great retro 80's size which makes it perfect for fighting off the zombie hordes and the added size ensures you will never have trouble hearing the screams of the guy on the other phone!

  4. WolvenGlory on February 12th, 2009 5:25 pm

    Those zombies are about to get ph-owned.

  5. ExodusRW on February 12th, 2009 5:32 pm


  6. Necro on February 12th, 2009 5:38 pm

    ph-owned is a win.
    I can also say that the zombie is about to get hit in its Santa Cabeza! :D

    Ok, maybe that was not that funny.

  7. MrRaccoon on February 12th, 2009 8:20 pm

    "Honey? wait a minute, i got a zombie in the other line"

  8. omgwtfbbq on February 12th, 2009 8:39 pm

    Weird, I thought phones were supposed to be portable…But that's about the least portable phone I've ever seen. Other than you plug into a wall of course.

  9. Mardoc on February 12th, 2009 8:42 pm

    Just my personal opinion.. but I think that the quality of the recent halolz went down dramatically. Most of them should have some instructions attached like "Laugh here" or something. Maybe the worlds lolz resources are running low.. and soon halolz will be closed down? XD

    When I first arrived at halolz I was having my belly muscles brutalized by the vast amounts of brilliant lolz. Back then I didnt even imagined its possible to create something that funny, in such absurd way of humour. Thats why I'm disappointed.
    Or maybe I'm getting old… :)

  10. kenpachi15 on February 12th, 2009 9:11 pm

    reminds me off the teribble resident evil movie with the zombiew of the phone also WOOOOO dead rising 2

  11. Lolcuno on February 12th, 2009 9:42 pm

    Fuck phone sex!

  12. Some Guy on February 12th, 2009 9:43 pm

    How the fuck is this supposed to demotivate me? Cut it out people!

  13. Some Guy on February 12th, 2009 9:49 pm

    Reaching out in new ways.

  14. Chris on February 12th, 2009 10:18 pm

    Saying something isn't as good as it used to be isn't as good as it used to be.

  15. NovaMan XP on February 12th, 2009 11:30 pm

    Holy crap! I didn't know there WAS a Dead Rising 2!

  16. BlueChameleon on February 12th, 2009 11:54 pm


  17. Supah Brute on February 13th, 2009 12:20 am

    I hope it's not Otis.

  18. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on February 13th, 2009 2:33 am

    Damn, I think I used to have a cell that size… but I threw it out! Now what will I kill zombies with?!

  19. Vabolo on February 13th, 2009 2:46 am

    Dead ringing.
    I have a PLAN for the next zombie apocalypse.
    Frank here is about to prove that cellphones can cause permanent brain damage.

  20. Paiv on February 13th, 2009 4:28 am

    EPIC WIN for the new Dead Rising.
    EPIC LOSE on the change of protagonist -__________________________-

  21. Evitron on February 13th, 2009 6:18 am

    Well, from what I've heard, 2 is supposed to take place several years after Dead Rising 1. And after the ending of Dead Rising 1, did you really expect Frank to live that long?

  22. Bulletproof Moon on February 13th, 2009 9:27 am

    Hey, have some faith in the guy!

    he's covered wars ya know!

  23. smashpro1 on February 13th, 2009 3:59 pm

    that's probably why he aint in Fortune City, he's busy with a war

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