Ryan Smith loves talking to NPC’s! They are always loaded with useful information!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 9, 2009 · 7:57 PM
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That is important! You need to get in his good books because he dies of old age and will give you good shit in his will!
I got Legend of the Mystical Ninja on VC and I noticed that no NPC in that game has any important stuff to say…
Ehm, I think that's a "she," not a "he." Judging by the hair bun, I mean.
Also, thank you for not saying "FIRST!"
Of course NPCs have important things to say! Who can forget such helpful comments such as POKEMON ARE CUTE and I AM ERROR?
Hmm would it be better with NPCs: Pointing out the obvious since 1970 something (when ever the first text based rpg had one).
NPCs play an important role: to show you're not the only person in all the game, but the only one no brainwashed. also I AM ERROR… ARE YOU?
Those made me cry, such a deep speech T_T
Anybody ever talk to the the NPC's in that horrid Mario is Missing game? I asked one guy "Where am I?" and he replied, "I like pizza. I like pizza. Ciao, baby, I'll see you!"
"I AM HUNGRY RUB MY BELLY DRUM"
What.
OMG OMG OMG 10TH!!
I AM ERROR
without NPCs how would we know who is ERROR
Nobody pays attention to Weegee. That guy must've had location-based tourrettes.
Ugh, this cannot be worse than npc`s that tell lies, like leafos on viva pnata, shee dosent tell anything useful, and all she does is lie.
I always lie!
are you an npc?
most asian people who are old, usually do have a hair bun, male or female…
Can you trust what I say, after all I always lie… or do I?!
NPC's…loaded with all that important shit! Maybe I should caption some random converstaion with a NPC with such important shit to say and post it…honestly it can stil b quite funny…such as "Stay away from the summoner" (i loved how that old lady sounded in ffx)
Girl in Pokemon game: The air is tasty here!
Me: Aren't you a little too young to be trippin' on shrooms, little girl?
Mebbe t'was a Shroomish! eh? eh?
… K I'm sorry… :(
Actually, I remember Paras had mushrooms growing on its back. Maybe they were a little too potent…
http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/79/Pokemon…
Look how freakin' massive its eyes are!!! That's gotta be why!
K, now somebody needs to make a submission about getting high of Pokémon, lol!
"I am so old"…. hi i am error
You can tell she's old because she keeps repeating herself.
HL2 Rebel: Sometimes, I dream about cheese…
Gordon: Just give me a medkit.
this isnt really funny but i got a chuckle out of me
Mmm, sounds like you were in-a italy.
Wait, shouldn't Luigi be able to figure that out…?
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, PARADOX.
There are a lot of Mushroom-based Pokemans, aren't there?
Shroomish, Paras, Breloom…
Okay everyone, we know you are error. You can stop now. :P
Yeah well, it still looks like awoman to me.
Hey, wait! Is that kid Goku?
What the hell game is this? Also Npcs are genetically altered clones of normal people in games. for every person in a game you have a normal conversation with, ten others have conversations with you that have nothing to do with whats going on.
In real life, NPC's are supermodels and office workers of the goverment
I noticed this in Pokemon Diamond!
They even used the same sprites.
I read this and the first thing that came to my mind was portal….what a annoying npc……..
I loved that game.
they left very little clue's to where mario was
GOTTA FIND A PAMPHLET
i loved that robot
ok I don`t hate it either but …. It`s like I don`t have the word……I loved it too but i think It`s still annoying : P
One would hope, but apparently he has to go ask random people where he is, so they can tell him they think they need to wear a suit because the country's shaped like a boot.
Like in fallout 3
"Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone."
win :D
my first guess was that it was a woman, and, yes, he does look like goku.
also like in Fable 2, i was woodchopping, and two people kept on having the same converstion again and again and again and again, until i got frustrated with them and blew their heads off.
I don't know, most RPG game NPC have information that they shouldn't know, like when you need information on a quest you are doing and random people tell you stuff…
I also like it when I break into people's houses and they don't seem to mind, like in any pokemon game, they will just be like, "Did you know that Mew-two is a clone of Mew?" and I'll be like "Put the money in the bag, this is a robbery"
Well, let's face it. They must have been high when they came up with a lot of Pokemans. They take just about any object and give it eyes : take Bronzor, Cherim or Driftloon for example, the list goes on! Wtf were they thinking???
Its actually an emulator mod of Dragon Warrior called the Adventures of Musashi. Don't worry if you missed it, because it technically was never released
Greatest NPC ever was the eskimo from Goonies 2 for the NES.
"I am eskimo. There is nothing here" he would say when you found him randomly standing in a freezer somewhere in the underground.
WE ARE ERROR… ERROR ARE WE… BE ERROR… RESISTANCE IS AN ERROR
That's because it's classy.
Weird, the graphics in this game look much different from Diamond.
That is weird…I've never met a character in an RPG who was mad when I was breaking and entering their house, and then stealing their goods from their mysterious chests.
"Lucy in the sky with diamonds"?
I don't think they were. Take the evolution of Nosepass. (I forget the name) And just what IS Castform?
No…No! NOOOOOOOOOOO…!!!
…
…I AM ERROR.
It's terrifying, isn't it? It's like a clockwork massive nose with a really unconvincing fake moustache.
Even worse though is Jynx. I've always been weirded out by Jynx. Here's its Pokedex entry:
"It cries sound like human speech. However, it is impossible to tell what it is trying to say."
WTF were they thinking?!?!?!
In Legend of Zelda: OFT there's a NPC that actually shouts entering a house that way is rude. But he does nothing, duh =P
The best NPC's I can remember about are the ones of Chrono Trigger, they walked and changed their "useful information" depending on how advanced your game was. And how to forget the Nu that gives you a tablet so you shut up? XD
Yeah, I have to agree with that whole "Jynx is a black stereotype" thing, actually…I mean LOOK AT IT.
It's probably saying "END IT NOW, PLEASE."
Oh yeah, I have Chrono Trigger…At the beginning of the game there's this old man who tells you about the delicious lunch laying on the table way over there that his wife lovingly packed for him…It was delicious.
You mean the one that sue you later for eating it? Yeah, I remember, that delicious meal wasn't worth it >=(
nosepass evolves into probopass (googled it). and he kinda looks like mario! should look for a shiny that looks like luigi or wario. just wait their will be a Link pokeman soon enough
Haha! MiM! That was my first Mario game! I was like, what's all the fuss about??? This is not that good! LOL
Lol, yea. Jiggs = Kirby
Buizel = Tails
Can't wait for Link pokemon -- Imagine its cry when it enters battle! XD
btw. epic thread, guys. lol
NPC sez: ProTip:use the D-Pad to move
SCRAHHH!!
OMG…It'd have to be a legendary.
Sure it was…no matter what you do in the beginning of the game, you get sentenced to death later…
Yeah, that's right ^-^
Anyway, I do it to fight gato again and again… I'm adicted to silver points XD
xD I couldn't imagine that being my first impression of Mario!
One more pamphlet and I think I'm gonna die… oh wait, I can't! NOOOOOOO!
I really should get more into that…But I'm more obsessed with beating the game all 13 ways…I have 3 so far. @_@
Oh yeah, me too, the 3 last, but I left it I don't know where T_T
I'll just buy the DS remake as soon as I see it XD
NPC: NPC's never have anything useful to say, so don't talk to any of them. Just read the manual or better a walkthrough on GameFaqs.com.
All pokemans r legendary nowadays…first games had like only 5 legendaries…second generation 6…3rd 10…4th 12
If it there is goin to be a Link pokeman it would be some strange evolution from a pokeman from the 1st generation…
should do a captain falcon pokemon
Atacks:
Falcon Punch
Falcon Kick
Falcon Grope
Hyes
The NPCs in Fable:TLC are the worst. "Good Morning, Sir Arseface."
I AM ALSO ERROR
i ahve all the endings in the DS remake because I am addicted. because chrono trigger is made of win.