FERRARI - Italian for “Hey guys look how fast I can crash!”

C. Johnson had his license revoked, so now he does all his drivin’ in Forza!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2009 · 3:46 AM 
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Foreign Object, Massive Damage, Microsoft, Motivational, Moving Violations, Racing, Smashy Smashy, Uncategorized, Xbox 360

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31 Responses to “FERRARI”

  1. MexicanJuice on January 21st, 2009 8:58 am

    Coincidentaly, Hummer is American for "Look how tiny my penis is, you guys!"

  2. g1drake on January 21st, 2009 9:57 am

    if this were a real ferrari, i would cry

  3. Happy on January 21st, 2009 11:07 am

    Awesome caption, bland picture. Hasn't he learned anything from Micheal Bay?

  4. MexicanJuice on January 21st, 2009 9:03 am

    As a corollary to this, Hummer is American for "Look how tiny my penis is, you guys!"

  5. killercartoons on January 21st, 2009 2:12 pm

    From the pic I feel like FERRARI really means "Hey guys look how scratched up my car can get!"
    No crash here….

  6. AuraMaster on January 21st, 2009 3:13 pm

    Forgive me if this is in bad taste, but I think it should say "Gizmodo execs can't grasp the power"

  7. MasqueNoMercy on January 21st, 2009 3:14 pm

    the best part of this picture… you know it's from personal experience after days of playing and earning money to buy the thing… and instantly on the first turn of the first race crashes into a wall… man now i want to play forza again

  8. Hirofox on January 21st, 2009 7:31 pm

    I seriously loled at the brilliantly appropriate tag "Foreign Object".

    I see what you did there, Shawn…

  9. Chris on January 21st, 2009 10:19 pm

    Try doing this in GRID -- not a great driving game but it shows you what a crash really looks like!

  10. Vabolo on January 21st, 2009 10:35 pm

    "Hybrid Car" is English for "Look how smug I am, driving my semi-electric SUV!"

  11. KingofRetards on January 21st, 2009 7:28 pm

    I lol'd!

  12. Chris on January 22nd, 2009 2:21 am

    I always thought it was more "I'm singly handedly saving the planet with my huge, thirsty engine with a 12 volt battery glued on!"

  13. Stealthbladez on January 22nd, 2009 6:36 am

    I still dont see how it can be all of those categories and still be uncategorised, but i still hate ferraris, lamborghini`s are much better, and porches and the ford gt…

  14. Arkhon on January 22nd, 2009 12:35 pm

    My best car in Forza 2 is a Nissan 350Z that I spent $300,000 modifying. Now it has 979 hp and accelerates from 0-60mph in two seconds. I never go for any of the Ferraris because Lamborghinis are much cooler.

  15. Chris on January 23rd, 2009 3:27 am

    Although you gotta admit that Ferraris work much better on the track.

    But yeah, you'll look much cooler in your Lamborghini as you slam into the Armco ass first.

  16. Unsilenced on May 3rd, 2009 5:35 pm

    And here I thought it meant "tiny penis"

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