C. Johnson had his license revoked, so now he does all his drivin’ in Forza!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2009 · 3:46 AM
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Categories: Foreign Object, Massive Damage, Microsoft, Motivational, Moving Violations, Racing, Smashy Smashy, Uncategorized, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (31 Comments) |
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Coincidentaly, Hummer is American for "Look how tiny my penis is, you guys!"
if this were a real ferrari, i would cry
Awesome caption, bland picture. Hasn't he learned anything from Micheal Bay?
As a corollary to this, Hummer is American for "Look how tiny my penis is, you guys!"
From the pic I feel like FERRARI really means "Hey guys look how scratched up my car can get!"
No crash here….
Forgive me if this is in bad taste, but I think it should say "Gizmodo execs can't grasp the power"
the best part of this picture… you know it's from personal experience after days of playing and earning money to buy the thing… and instantly on the first turn of the first race crashes into a wall… man now i want to play forza again
I seriously loled at the brilliantly appropriate tag "Foreign Object".
I see what you did there, Shawn…
Try doing this in GRID -- not a great driving game but it shows you what a crash really looks like!
"Hybrid Car" is English for "Look how smug I am, driving my semi-electric SUV!"
I lol'd!
I always thought it was more "I'm singly handedly saving the planet with my huge, thirsty engine with a 12 volt battery glued on!"
I still dont see how it can be all of those categories and still be uncategorised, but i still hate ferraris, lamborghini`s are much better, and porches and the ford gt…
My best car in Forza 2 is a Nissan 350Z that I spent $300,000 modifying. Now it has 979 hp and accelerates from 0-60mph in two seconds. I never go for any of the Ferraris because Lamborghinis are much cooler.
Although you gotta admit that Ferraris work much better on the track.
But yeah, you'll look much cooler in your Lamborghini as you slam into the Armco ass first.
And here I thought it meant "tiny penis"