Why is it so delicious? Because each sip punches flavor on to your tastebuds!
Submitted by Isaac Resto (artist unknown)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 16, 2009 · 7:32 PM
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Categories: Artistic, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Tasty Treats · Leave a comment (54 Comments) |
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This is the Captain Falcon joke I've been using for years.
"Now with additional KNEE TO THE FACE"
How would you like a nice FALCON PUNCH!
Let's hope nobody spikes the punch!
@purplemon: shit… my comment… ummm…
Well, Let this be known: Hawaiian Punch ain't got nothing on this.
Falcon Punch: It's a FALCON kick in a FALCON glass!
Falcon Punch! Available in four great flavors:Falcon Punch, Falcon Punch, Falcon Punch and Strawberry!
:D PUNS
New from the makers of "Falcon Punch" comes the new engry drink "FALCONTHRIST!"
IT'S LIKE A RISING KNEE TO THE FACE!!!
old joke is old…
I would drink this.
Falcon PUNCH! It's got enough vitamin C and antioxidants to blow YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF!
I seem to recognize this from long ago, this may be old
So what's a diet Falcon Punch? Falcon Nudge?
You're trying too hard.
shawn posted a great taglone for it
HEY KIDS TIRED OF YOUR SISSY KOOL-AID
yes
THEN TRY THE DRINK THAT WILL ACTUALLY DESTROY ANY TRACE OF ANYTHING WEAKER THEN IT
what is it
IT'S FALCON PUNCH IT'S BEEN LACED WITH SO MUCH SUGAR EVERY SIP PUNCHES FLAVOR INTO YOUR TOUNGE AND IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU
it is?
THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOT GLASS OF FALCON PUNCH CONTAINS SO MANY VITIMINS AND MINERALS IT'S LIKE GETTING THE HEALTH KICKED INTO YOU
where do I get it
WHY YOU CAN GET IT AT A SUPER MARKET BUT BEWARE THIS MIGHT ME FAR TO EXTREME FOR THE PUBLIC
it could
YES THIS TASTEY BEVERAGE WAS ORIGINALLY DEVELOPED BY THE MILITARY AS A SUPER DRINK THAT WOULD MAKE THEIR SOLDIERS EAT BUNKER BUSTERS BUT THE FLAVOR ALONE WAS TOO MUCH FOR A SOLDIER
it was
YES IT WAS THAT'S WHY IT'S ALREADY BEEN BANNED ON 34 DIFFRENT CONTENENTS
but there's only seven
TRUE BUT ALIENS ARE WUSSIES AND CAN'T HANDLE EXTREME FLAVOR THE ONLY PLACE TO GET SUCH A DRINK IS IN AMERICA BECAUSE WERE NOT SISSIES
yay america
NOW SHUT UP AND FORCE YOUR MOM TO GET YOU SOME FALCON PUNCH
Show me Your Juice!!!
You'll feel like a fighter jet MADE OUT OF BICEPS!
A drink so strong you won't know what hit you!
Soon after this drink was put on the market, Ganondorf replied with his drink, Ganon Punch.
It failed miserably.
@Shawn's Comment
Wouldn't that hurt? o_O Someone punching you in the tongue every time you took a sip…
I'd stick that in my mouth!
you know, this is actually a great concept for a drink, even though i've seen the exactly the same submission on this site, this one is actually the best. I can see this almost being sold, with the fist as the tip of the straw (instead of it being liquid like in the picture) 5 stars
Water is for toilets; Falcon Punch is for drinking!
Falocn Punch will give you so much energy, Mother Nature will be like, "SLOOOOOWWWWW DOWWWN" and you'll say, "Show me your moves" and kick her in the face with your FALCON LEGS!!!!!
Falcon Punch! It's like a Falcon kick in the teeth!
I once mixed Cola with Mountain Dew and added some lemon and then named it Falcon Punch. And now they're selling it without any credit for me >:(
Okay! Okay, all of you! STOP IT! Just stop it with the god damned Powerthirst jokes!
IT'S GETTING SO ANNOYING! It was funny the first time KingofRetards did it, but now…
We get it, okay! Stop it, all of you, unless you plan on making--
POWERTHIRST! FALCON EDITION!
seriously, nintendo needs to make a drink line of all potential drink names and flavors including this one. they'd make a killing. and many bruised tongues from all the falcon punches
Let it be known that this eight thread reply is MADE OF WIN*.
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So what’s so good about this drink?
ITS GOT ADDED FALCON PUNCH! GUARANTEED TO KNOCK YOU OUT WITH AWESOME!
Fine Let me try a bit.
*trys Falcon Punch*
Oh … my … god.
BETCHA DIDN’T EXPECT THAT, DID YA?
Actually, this just tastes like cola and mentos added together.
REALLY??!!?! /facepalm
:)
*seller trys some*
*thinks “Goddammit he’s right”*
See?
>:(
:D
It packs a punch!!
Falcon Punch: It's like opening a can of whoop-ass!