FALCON PUNCH

Why is it so delicious? Because each sip punches flavor on to your tastebuds!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 16, 2009 · 7:32 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (247 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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Artistic, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Tasty Treats

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54 Responses to “FALCON PUNCH”

  1. Hirofox on January 17th, 2009 12:48 am

    This is the Captain Falcon joke I've been using for years.

    "Now with additional KNEE TO THE FACE"

  2. MasqueNoMercy on January 17th, 2009 12:52 am

    How would you like a nice FALCON PUNCH!

  3. Rodge on January 17th, 2009 1:23 am

    Let's hope nobody spikes the punch!

  4. SolarZero on January 17th, 2009 2:02 am

    @purplemon: shit… my comment… ummm…

    Well, Let this be known: Hawaiian Punch ain't got nothing on this.

  5. that guy on January 17th, 2009 2:31 am

    Falcon Punch: It's a FALCON kick in a FALCON glass!

  6. Eight_Ball on January 17th, 2009 4:02 am

    Falcon Punch! Available in four great flavors:Falcon Punch, Falcon Punch, Falcon Punch and Strawberry!

  7. Red on January 17th, 2009 4:06 am

    :D PUNS

  8. KingofRetards on January 17th, 2009 4:41 am

    New from the makers of "Falcon Punch" comes the new engry drink "FALCONTHRIST!"

  9. Purplemon739 on January 17th, 2009 12:48 am

    IT'S LIKE A RISING KNEE TO THE FACE!!!
    old joke is old…

  10. Big Dan on January 17th, 2009 5:59 am

    I would drink this.

  11. MexicanJuice on January 17th, 2009 2:21 am

    Falcon PUNCH! It's got enough vitamin C and antioxidants to blow YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF!

  12. Ryan on January 17th, 2009 7:39 am

    I seem to recognize this from long ago, this may be old

    So what's a diet Falcon Punch? Falcon Nudge?

  13. Ayasu on January 17th, 2009 2:50 pm

    You're trying too hard.

  14. lancer_AR on January 17th, 2009 5:31 pm

    shawn posted a great taglone for it

    HEY KIDS TIRED OF YOUR SISSY KOOL-AID
    yes
    THEN TRY THE DRINK THAT WILL ACTUALLY DESTROY ANY TRACE OF ANYTHING WEAKER THEN IT
    what is it
    IT'S FALCON PUNCH IT'S BEEN LACED WITH SO MUCH SUGAR EVERY SIP PUNCHES FLAVOR INTO YOUR TOUNGE AND IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU
    it is?
    THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOT GLASS OF FALCON PUNCH CONTAINS SO MANY VITIMINS AND MINERALS IT'S LIKE GETTING THE HEALTH KICKED INTO YOU
    where do I get it
    WHY YOU CAN GET IT AT A SUPER MARKET BUT BEWARE THIS MIGHT ME FAR TO EXTREME FOR THE PUBLIC
    it could
    YES THIS TASTEY BEVERAGE WAS ORIGINALLY DEVELOPED BY THE MILITARY AS A SUPER DRINK THAT WOULD MAKE THEIR SOLDIERS EAT BUNKER BUSTERS BUT THE FLAVOR ALONE WAS TOO MUCH FOR A SOLDIER
    it was
    YES IT WAS THAT'S WHY IT'S ALREADY BEEN BANNED ON 34 DIFFRENT CONTENENTS
    but there's only seven
    TRUE BUT ALIENS ARE WUSSIES AND CAN'T HANDLE EXTREME FLAVOR THE ONLY PLACE TO GET SUCH A DRINK IS IN AMERICA BECAUSE WERE NOT SISSIES
    yay america
    NOW SHUT UP AND FORCE YOUR MOM TO GET YOU SOME FALCON PUNCH

  15. EvilJawa on January 17th, 2009 7:59 pm

    Show me Your Juice!!!

  16. BulletproofMoon on January 17th, 2009 8:10 pm

    You'll feel like a fighter jet MADE OUT OF BICEPS!

  17. Paul d'Arbonne on January 17th, 2009 10:13 pm

    A drink so strong you won't know what hit you!

  18. BlueChameleon on January 17th, 2009 10:28 pm

    Soon after this drink was put on the market, Ganondorf replied with his drink, Ganon Punch.

    It failed miserably.

  19. Jade Catima on January 17th, 2009 6:55 pm

    @Shawn's Comment

    Wouldn't that hurt? o_O Someone punching you in the tongue every time you took a sip…

  20. Allen on January 17th, 2009 11:04 pm

    I'd stick that in my mouth!

  21. FrEEz on January 18th, 2009 1:42 am

    you know, this is actually a great concept for a drink, even though i've seen the exactly the same submission on this site, this one is actually the best. I can see this almost being sold, with the fist as the tip of the straw (instead of it being liquid like in the picture) 5 stars

  22. Vabolo on January 18th, 2009 3:31 am

    Water is for toilets; Falcon Punch is for drinking!

  23. Crimshaid619 on January 19th, 2009 2:34 am

    Falocn Punch will give you so much energy, Mother Nature will be like, "SLOOOOOWWWWW DOWWWN" and you'll say, "Show me your moves" and kick her in the face with your FALCON LEGS!!!!!

  24. AuraMaster on January 19th, 2009 4:17 am

    Falcon Punch! It's like a Falcon kick in the teeth!

  25. Vic on January 19th, 2009 11:04 am

    I once mixed Cola with Mountain Dew and added some lemon and then named it Falcon Punch. And now they're selling it without any credit for me >:(

  26. omgwtfbbq on January 21st, 2009 1:14 am

    Okay! Okay, all of you! STOP IT! Just stop it with the god damned Powerthirst jokes!
    IT'S GETTING SO ANNOYING! It was funny the first time KingofRetards did it, but now…
    We get it, okay! Stop it, all of you, unless you plan on making--
    POWERTHIRST! FALCON EDITION!

  27. Daifuku on January 25th, 2009 4:07 am

    seriously, nintendo needs to make a drink line of all potential drink names and flavors including this one. they'd make a killing. and many bruised tongues from all the falcon punches

  28. Paiv on February 7th, 2009 4:40 am

    Let it be known that this eight thread reply is MADE OF WIN*.

    *Surgeon's General Warning: Overexposure to win may cause sexual intercourse, babies, turbopuns, and AWESOMENESS.

  29. LolRandomGirdles on July 13th, 2010 4:10 pm

    So what’s so good about this drink?
    ITS GOT ADDED FALCON PUNCH! GUARANTEED TO KNOCK YOU OUT WITH AWESOME!
    Fine Let me try a bit.
    *trys Falcon Punch*
    Oh … my … god.
    BETCHA DIDN’T EXPECT THAT, DID YA?
    Actually, this just tastes like cola and mentos added together.
    REALLY??!!?! /facepalm
    :)
    *seller trys some*
    *thinks “Goddammit he’s right”*
    See?
    >:(
    :D

  30. ShadowDuck on July 21st, 2010 10:43 pm

    It packs a punch!!

  31. uzumakiclan43 on December 26th, 2010 1:31 pm

    Falcon Punch: It's like opening a can of whoop-ass!

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