Sorry Paulrus… there’s not enough cardboard in the world to protect you!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 15, 2009 · 3:24 AM
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(4.86 out of 5)
This made me chuckle on my birthday. I am pleased. :) 4/5
Snake will just have to wait for the alert to run out, then they won't know what hit 'em!
I'll admit it got a laugh out of me… :D 4/5
Furries, everyones problems
Fetish furs and Fur suiters…. argh… normal furries are ok tho :P hate those faggot ones, make us look bad
freakin hate all fur haters :| there's a crapload more human fetish art than furry fetish art…
JUST A JOKE ,MAN.
I find this quite humorous, as there is an awfully lot of furry stuff out there xD
And this is a picture done with smash-bros trophies! Something you don't see very often!
I say its a 5/5 for original funnies
Silence! We will never leave!
But those ones that were on Jerry Springer, go ahead and make those ones disappear.
You mean REGULAR PORN?
wat
what? wait are you serious, furries appeared on jerry spring?
LOL, its there a link for its, i need something to laugh off(more material for YTP)
as a furrie, i disaprove,. as a sensible person, i loled. and yea, fagot furries piss me off, they make me look bad, and have been labeled as such cuz of 2 stupid ones that live close to me. if someone starts a furry genocide, count me in.
here ya go alot of stuff to slog through and defenttly not safe for work but it's just slightly above the expandable gallery in the Going Public section
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Furry
don't click tho if ya can't take a joke :3
I'd call this mildly offensive, but then again, so is nearly everything else on Halolz, so I'll laugh instead.
HAHAHAHAAAAA~~!
Seriously though. Haters of any kind are bad, no matter who they pick on. Furries aren't that weird anyway, but then again, I'm one, so maybe I'm just blind to our weirdness. Oh well.
I'd call this mildly offensive, but then again, so is nearly everything else on Halolz, so I'll laugh instead.
HAHAHAHAAAAA~~!
Seriously though. Haters of any kind are bad, no matter who they pick on. Furries aren't that weird anyway when you think about all the other shit out there, but then again, I'm one myself, so maybe I'm just blind to our indescribable weirdness. Oh well…
oh god, this comment alone is better than the pic. thank YOU, Mr Doomwaffle.
There's always enough cardboard. I just haven't found it.
LOL
i dunno about the whole "having sex in a costume/dressed up as an animal" thing. it never did anything for me (though if my girl is into that, then i guess we could try it). however, the idea of running around outside with a tail and pretending to be an animal does appeal to my childish side…
Mmmm… I smell a culture flame war brewing.
Smells like biscuits.
…hmmmm…what?, Oh sorry everyone else…I got distracted by the furries and started to have "thoughts"…. now what were you guys saying about sex with female furries?
That's not all it is. In its purest form, it's not a fetish at all. It's merely feeling that you can relate more to a specific animal than the humans around you, and thus taking it upon yourself as an alternate persona, or a "fursona" as we call it (we have names for everything :P)
What you're thinking of is fursuiting, and yeah, I don't understand it either. There's still much of the fandom I have yet to grasp.
Oh look Shawn! You started drama! :O
SURE I CAN TAKE A JOKE.
but how can people stand in those fur suits, even in a sunny day.
Anyway the article was fuuny but the one in uncyclopedia is more funnier
A yes and i am not a hater,just someone who tries to understand anything in this CRAZY world
Isn't it lovely when a website implodes because of a furry-related topic?
Furries are vermin, no matter how big or small. They corrupt everything they touch and make every conversation they are in gay with damned ":3" face.
yea, there's some pretty sick 'regular porn' too, a lot more sicker than yiff from what i've seen
i could totally understand having a tail x3 although it has to be like a real tail that has muscles i can control :|
Oh please. You're so far back in the closet you can see Narnia.
Like the rest of the internet?
well fuck you sir. its not like we 'touched' EVERYTHING you like. plus why would you care? just ignore what you dont like. dont blow it out of proportion and say we fuck up everything in the world
and im pretty sure the :3 face started from anime and stuff like that, NOT furries.
plus there's disney characters and all the old, original ones were furry characters and people liked them a lot :|
….Actually, I think Hirofox was born with that face. Thanks for pointing out the elephant in the room, douchebag.
….Actually, I think Hirofox was born with that. Thanks for pointing pointing out the elephant in the room you meanie.
….Actually, I think Hirofox was born with that face. Thanks for pointing pointing out the elephant in the room you meanie.
Depending what site you're on. Luckily, HALOLZ is a community that welcomes all. I think.
….Actually, I think Hirofox was born with that face. Thanks for pointing pointing out the elephant in the room, douchebag.
Win.
furries are the exception to that fact :(
Wait, didn't YOU make the Lesbian Mudkipz?
YOU GODDAMN BETTER BELIEVE.
I provide the furry pics that makes this site implode at times. With the exception of Soapdish, of course.
YOU GODDAMN BETTER BELIEVE.
Oh, poo. Does that mean we have to spray you all with a fire hose?
if you can find us >3
…oh right, i forgot we leave a trail of 'things we corrupted' wherever we go :/
OH NOSE. PLZ DONT CURRUP MAH INTERWEBZ. O_O
Lol, agreed.
I 100% agree with you
*pokes*
HEY! I wasn't born with this face! Some random 4channer stamped on me. D:
I think I can say Halolz is the most tolerant place on the whole of the internet.
(FYI, wolf avatar =/= furry)
You think? you had better goddamn know!!!
What is the problem everyone has with furries? I mean, I understand not everyone is in to everything, but do people have to be haters about it?
And yes, I am a furry. You can torch me now.
O.O;;
*grows a tail*
…pardon me for a second. *leaves the room*
*audible scream*
why would we torch you? not "everybody" has a problem with furries such as yourself, i mean, there a probbably people here who secretly are furries that dont want to admitt it (See: stealthbladez in dictionary) ahem, thats all for now.
The hate just comes with the job, good sir.
And everyone knows that furries are naturally flame-retardant, which allows them to safely yiff in hell. SCIENCE!
Jesus christ, do you have to be so loud? i think my ears are bleeding now :(
But i dont have a job, im a poor ass bastard that lives out on the street
But i dont have a job, im a poor ass bastard that lives out on the street, and besides, why in hell, does every single debate about furries have the subject of yiff in it!!!
the :3 face started out from anime cats if i recall correctly
Hooray! I'm helping!
You know I had no idea Can't Let You Screw That Star Fox was a furry pic until people pointed it out.
I don't know about that. I think some people still want to set me on fire or at least see me die in a fire. It burnsss usss!
Well you did make those 9/11 pics. I'm pretty sure some people would do more than just torch you. >>
We all feel your pain snake… we all do.
well when it comes to sex, fursuits are a fetish, just like bondage is a fetish.
This may be funny as hell, but that wish ain't no joke,
because people focus on yiff more. i guess the mentality of today is that people shouldnt fantasize about being a fantasy character screwing another? :/
pretty messed up world we live in :|
bondage? thats a fetish?
yes :S you didnt know? lol
FURRY IS THE SICK STUFF!
STOP IMAGINING IT WITH THEM! OR AS THEM! OR BY THEM!
ouch. and damn good joke too XD
*remembers*
Original retort is original. GG squirrel fucker.
leave it to paulrus, bringer of lesbian mudkipz, to pull the furry card again ._.
i think soapdish needs a monument of manhood to the ammount of balls it took to even think of making those pics and all the crap he caught from it
You too child rapist.
Also, just out of spite, :3
im aware, just saying
lol serious? and also what does YTP mean?
omg that such a epic burn, i must use it :P
I love you guys XD first comments/thread i read that i enjoyed :P
I should come into furry related picture comments more often XD
means YouTube Poop
what makes it sick? i would like to know so i can come back with a witty response
GAH I HATE HOW I HAVE TO HIT THE SECOND PAGE BUTTON TO READ ALL OF THIS!
*hits capslock key again*
Haha, I laughed, but seriously whats the big deal? Furries are what they are, just like everyone else there are some more messed up than others. I'm just surprised how many people were announcing they were furries! 0_0 I mean, I guess we're all furries when you think about it. I mean, humans are animals….
Actually, I'm a head of lettuce. With fingers.
Yes. There were. I AM SO SRS!
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and im freakin proud to be a furry x3
although i think i overreact when it comes to arguments about furries ._.
they're fun though. piss me off, but fun nonetheless :3
holy shit its true(her voice is sexy)
Win.
There is still much of the fandom that a great many of us have yet to grasp. There is some seriously sick shit out there.
Like crash a plane into him?
Proud, as damn well you should be
and again, there's even sicker stuff that's all humans
Animals are for eating. Not pleasuring.
Oh that comment just made my day, i was in tears XD
Thank you for making me hit my head off the wall laughing XD
"Anything beyond missionary with a guy and gal."
-Stephen Colbert
Feh, they wear animal costumes while having sex. How is that not in the same vein as actually humping an entire petting zoo?
All animals are delicious. All of them. This is why no one let's me watch their dog when they go on vacation. This is also why no one on my street will talk to me. Animals = Food.
P.S. I also can't go to petting zoos without police supervision.
I've been meaning to spill myself for awhile. Congratulations, Red, your post will be the center of my wrath and give me a soapbox.
There is a big difference between furry and bestiality. Trust me. Screwing a guy in a 10 pound Rocky Raccoon suit is different than going to the park and screwing an actual raccoon.
Also, the furry fandom wasn't formed out of a bunch of people who like to screw in animal suits. That came later. The porn came later too. You need an audience before you need a porn. And that porn was only need because furries got a bunch of fetishists and creeps back in the 90's.
I speak as a person who has witnessed this. I am a hentai fan who also goes into furry porn at times. My brothers are furries and one of them is borderline stereotype. I feel like that I have some idea of what I'm talking about.
Hey furries, did I get all that right?
well that made no sense to me .-.
uh huh. but also, not all furries are into bestiality. sure a big number of em is, including me ;P , but not all.
also, yiff isnt that big a section of furry art. people just focus on it more. i have yet to see or hear of a yiff video made, compare that to the MANY porn vids/dvd's out there. there are some pretty popular furry games too, like ratchet and calnk (i consider it furry, since ratchet sure isnt a human or robot ;P ), and everyone's favorite game to parody, StarFox
The only bit i can vouch for is the first bit, the rest i don't actually know, but true that you need an audience before you make porn, no point making any if there's noone around to look at it (same most probably went for regular porn)
BUT, personally, i'd find both of them creepy, being in a fursuit and screwing an actual animal. (And this is coming from a fellow fur)
Btw, whatdya ean borderline sterotype?
Wha… i'm pretty sure furs would be able to do missionary aswell >_<
like he's almost a stereotypical furry, but not
like he's almost a stereotypical furry, but not
Furrys in my HALOLZ? Free PC check!
Right, so I read all that, but… I don't know. I just have trouble even caring what you are saying. "Wah, wah, wah there are differences!" is all I hear and I understand that you get pissed about there being stereotypes but really I just have trouble caring. They all give me the jibblies.
Also, the whole phrase "furry fandom" sounds dumb to me. For two reasons: Alliteration does not mean it's a clever name and also the word "fandom" is just fan+dumb. So congrats guys, you called yourself dumb.
Also, also, porn in any form is kind of creepy. "Let's watch other people have sex." Yeah, that's not (sarcasm) creepy at all. So then it becomes "Let's watch animals have sex." and it just gets even worse.
But please don't think I hate you guys. We're cool. I just don't want to hear or see any of your crap. Go into your little clubhouse and do whatever you want. It's your choice. But please keep it the fuck away from me.
It's more likely than you think.
Oh wait…
You know, I think Red here has a good point. Seriously, just cause someone isn't "in" to something or even gets why other people do it, doesn't mean they have to hate each other!
But anyways, this is becoming some big debate, much wandering away from the average halolz.com comments.
um…i dont know about you…but id rather not see a bdger screw a horse. thats just odd. and yiff is pretty weird.
hee hee, that was good.
you say that because youre not used to yiff and all that
Hmmm… yes. I agree. I'm just a guy who tries to not believe in stereotype. Don't think i'm some butthurt furry trying to force this shit on you. I'm not even a furry.
Yay. Who wants pie? I like pie. Pie is fucking awesome.
Allow me to fix the average.
THIS IS FUNNY BUT NOT HALO 3/5
I DO NOT LIEK THIS PICTURE -5/5
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I honestly do not know what the average Halolz.com comments are but this is pretty much the average for the entire internet.
Yeah… that's pretty damn creepy, but that isn't ALL it's about. And yeah, you gotta be kinda used to it (but i still kinda wouldn't wanna see a badger screw a horse >_<)
Lol, ok fine with me, personally if you find it all weird and whatnot, meh, isn't exactly any of my concern (and i'm speaking for myself now) only thing i don't like much is if someone either blows it out of proportion, or pretty much rip on furs.
Anyway… more often than not your not exactly gonna see our crap (yes i am calling it crap ) only time you'd see it is if someone posts it and you click on it (knowingly or not) like in this case…
Actually, the "keep it the fuck away from me" was really more about the reason I have only been to Deviant Arts once. You do not want to wander around that site for too long.
Uhm… i don't actually know whats on that site myself, never wanted to check, and from the sounds of that i don't think i'll check either.
It's actually not that bad. A lot of people use it (I'd probably get shot if I did not make it clear that the site is respectable) but some of a lot of people are furries. So if you do go, make sure you know what artist you are looking for.
Can't let you get that, ConkerBirdy.
The best part is all the furries arguing. Aren't we all furries on the inside?
In other news: Mass suicide happens after halolzer reveals horrible, horrifying truth…
(No offense to anyone, just making a joke)
Sad thing is, it's far more likely than most people would like you to believe
I like pie.
Fuck yeah.
>>Animals are for eating. Not pleasing.
>>fixed
I'm not even sure how your thing makes more sense but okay.