SANTA SNAKE - Your on his naughty list

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! Santa Snake is coming to town!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 25, 2008 · 7:19 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (180 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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39 Responses to “SANTA SNAKE”

  1. Joshy206 on December 25th, 2008 8:48 pm

    You better watch out… you better not cry…
    5/5
    How does he see everything with his eyepatch, though? :P

  2. Optimus Rhyme on December 26th, 2008 1:09 am

    The painful grammar mistake negates any potential lulz.

  3. g1drake on December 26th, 2008 1:13 am

    Santa,why are you holding tha knife,Santa , Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantaaaaaaaaaaa

  4. WolvenGlory on December 26th, 2008 1:27 am

    Someone teach this kid his "your's" and "you're's". Immediately.

  5. cakeman on December 26th, 2008 1:51 am

    I was wonder why there were so many claymores around my tree this year…

    Good thing I know that all you have to do to collect and disarm them is touch them while crawling:D

  6. Ryder on December 26th, 2008 2:35 am

    You better watch out. You better not cry. Or naked Santa Snake will FUCKING EAT YOU.

  7. Gustav on December 26th, 2008 3:07 am

    instead of leaving the bad children lumps of coal he leaves the a…BOX OF ACTIVE GRENADES!

  8. Dan on December 26th, 2008 3:19 am

    Elementary English fail, but otherwise this was pretty good. The "faggot" bit was unnecessary. There's not a threshold at being bad at spelling where you become homosexual, and by my observations the reverse would have to be true. But this is the Internet, where spelling doesn't matter and everybody can be called a faggot at any time for any reason.

  9. Kopaka on December 26th, 2008 3:22 am

    If you're on his naughty list, you'll end up like Samus.

    Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

  10. Daifuku on December 26th, 2008 4:01 am

    i wouldnt wanna catch him under the mistle toe…

  11. MexicanJuice on December 26th, 2008 4:23 am

    I love Santa Snake! He brought me a PS3 this year!

  12. Bacon on December 26th, 2008 4:39 am

    He got me an Xbox 360 and a Halo 3 :O

  13. MexicanJuice on December 26th, 2008 4:46 am

    Damn. He's cooler than I thought, he tolerates other consoles. Congrats on that.

  14. Purplemon739 on December 26th, 2008 4:59 am

    I completely agree with Optimus on this one, bad grammar is my worst pet peeve, so I'm not even going to rate this one for the sake of its overall status.

  15. g1drake on December 26th, 2008 5:54 am

    but, if wario were on his naughty list?

  16. Mathias on December 26th, 2008 6:37 am

    Here in Belgium, there was such a snake… He knocked on the door of a family at christmas they opened the door and the kid was shot in the head! Horrible! …

  17. Tyrannosatan on December 26th, 2008 6:44 am

    does he have a flamethower

  18. POOP on December 26th, 2008 7:02 am

    You're on my bad grammar list.

  19. Kopaka on December 26th, 2008 8:12 am

    Eh, I guess that's just the way Snake rolls…. *cough*grenades*cough*.

  20. Exploderizer on December 26th, 2008 10:47 am

    That's my daily routine.
    >_____>

  21. Exploderizer on December 26th, 2008 10:49 am

    And he checked his list twice, BITCH.

  22. BlueChameleon on December 26th, 2008 11:47 am

    Is there any reason this was shown on BOXing day? :D

  23. Nick Soapdish on December 26th, 2008 12:49 pm

    The ultimate stealth game. Infiltrates a house, must sneak around without alerting the children. If he can't sneak by he just has to sneak up to them and break their necks.

  24. Bacon on December 27th, 2008 1:01 am

    Thanks! I got on his nice list by killing Liquid for him in MGS4 ^_^

  25. gamebuddy on December 27th, 2008 1:10 am

    HOMONYMNS. Learn them.

  26. grammaue on December 27th, 2008 1:49 am

    Good image, bad grammar. It would be such a win otherwise.

  27. Vabolo on December 27th, 2008 1:56 am

    He sees you when your(LAWL) sleeping, he throws a hand grenade, he likes it when you're naughty, so be good, for fuck's sake!

  28. MexicanJuice on December 27th, 2008 2:20 am

    Ah, no wonder. Before Christmas break my and my buds got in one last Brawl session at school, and I kicked ass with Snake. He must've been pleased.

  29. The Silent One on December 27th, 2008 7:34 am

    Silly Santa. You can't has depth perception.

  30. The Silent One on December 27th, 2008 7:36 am

    Little Jimmy got a toy train this year. His sister got a broken spine. Good thing Jimmy's the favorite.

  31. Sinister Minister on December 27th, 2008 10:22 am

    Thank you, Mr. OCD.

  32. AuraMaster on December 28th, 2008 8:37 am

    You'd better watch out, you may as well cry, if you start to pout, you'll probably die;
    Santa Snake is hunting you down.

  33. Saruto on December 29th, 2008 8:37 am

    *hug*

  34. errorer on December 31st, 2008 12:00 pm

    I got $100 for christmas ^.^ , he might have robbed a bank… but owell at least I got the money =D

  35. Bacon on January 1st, 2009 8:38 am

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand……..Now he shot my foot for accedentillaly killing him :(

  36. minespatch on January 2nd, 2009 4:46 am

    Santa Snake, He's coming to town… AND HE'S MAD.

    Metal Gear Santa.

    Coming to a theater near you.

  37. slowpoke.jpg on January 6th, 2009 2:44 am

    The grammatical error makes me sad.

  38. CapnJakeBob on July 25th, 2009 5:08 pm

    Surely Captain Grammar?

  39. GameboyPATH on November 14th, 2009 5:06 am

    Oh yeah? Well YOUR on MY bad grammar list!

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