Can’t let you screw that, Star Fox!

ARGH. Nick Soapdish, you have ruined Christmas with this creepy submission! This ain’t no furry site!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 24, 2008 · 9:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (436 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Awkward Moments, Can't Let You Do That, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, StarFox, True Love

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98 Responses to “Can’t let you screw that, Star Fox!”

  1. DeathJam on December 25th, 2008 1:22 am

    Well isn't he just a giant perv anyway? Busting in when they're about to get jiggy.

    And uhh… wow? Too many versions… didn't need to know… i think ima go slam my face into a pole now…

  2. Nick Soapdish on December 25th, 2008 2:53 am

    haha, it took me forever to get the right picture of a bedroom for what I had in mind so I worked a few. At one stage it was getting so difficult I thought about taking a picture in my house, but then I'd be forever picturing Wolf in my doorway at inopportune moments. That already happens too much.

  3. Boom Boom on December 25th, 2008 3:08 am

    Well…first?
    No furry please…I'll burn your ass

  4. MasqueNoMercy on December 25th, 2008 3:17 am

    wait… is wolf using his interruptive powers to stop date rape? is he being good? or is he just being a cock block?

  5. Purplemon739 on December 25th, 2008 3:23 am

    a little of both, id say. and it wouldnt be rape, trust me.

  6. Ryder on December 25th, 2008 3:25 am

    Hahahah, oh man. I haven't 5'd anything in a while. This deserves it, though.

  7. Alex on December 25th, 2008 3:40 am

    Oh, wow… Nice… DO A BARREL ROLL!!

  8. WolvenGlory on December 25th, 2008 3:45 am

    And what's Slippy doing under the bed, hmmm?
    5/5

  9. WolvenGlory on December 25th, 2008 3:45 am

    And what's Slippy doing under the bed, hmmm?
    5/5
    This is an amazing Wolf Joke. Bad pun, Shawn.

  10. WolvenGlory on December 25th, 2008 3:45 am

    And what's Slippy doing under the bed, hmmm?
    5/5
    This is an amazing Wolf Joke.

  11. Rikumelenium on December 25th, 2008 3:46 am

    YES FURRY SITE PLZ
    *glomps halolz*

  12. Alex on December 25th, 2008 3:50 am

    Lol… Umm.. yeah… furry… *looks around suspiciously*

  13. Tanius on December 25th, 2008 4:03 am

    Nick, have i mentioned i love you?

  14. Rogan on December 25th, 2008 4:04 am

    seconded, I'm furry, but I'd hate for halolz to go furry, general furries just kill the fun out of everything

  15. SonicXV on December 25th, 2008 4:10 am

    Oshi- a funny wolf joke

  16. Ryu Bonkosi on December 25th, 2008 4:15 am

    Gaspeth! A funny wolf joke, I think he's bluffing. Cock block not date rape.
    5/5

  17. ssss on December 25th, 2008 4:42 am

    lol at Slippy in the corner.

  18. grangerstranger on December 25th, 2008 4:51 am

    Nick this is simply epic but why is Slippy under the bed lol

  19. Nick Soapdish on December 25th, 2008 5:01 am

    hahahahahaha I'm so glad this got posted.
    Have a wolfless holidays? Can't let you do that!

  20. Nick Soapdish on December 25th, 2008 5:01 am

    He's trying to learn about the birds and the bees. He's a confused young toad.

  21. Dan on December 25th, 2008 5:09 am

    I'm not a fan of your work generally, Mr Soapdish, and I haven't forgiven you for your two tasteless 9/11 submissions. But I have to give credit where it's due, this is just awesome.

  22. Jkrswild on December 25th, 2008 5:26 am

    I dont care wut anyone says…Nick, you did an awsome job on this pic and I'm glad Handyside put it up on Christmas too…double win ^_^

  23. Vir on December 25th, 2008 1:41 am

    I was thinking of a similar idea, but with Wolf saying "Can't let you hit that" instead.

  24. Jackson_K on December 25th, 2008 5:46 am

    5/5

    anyone else notice Shawn's new font?!!?!?!?

  25. MasqueNoMercy on December 25th, 2008 6:29 am

    yeah i guess it wouldnt be… unless slippy who is hiding in the corner gets in there… heheh … in there

  26. MagnumPrimers on December 25th, 2008 6:51 am

    Slippy in the corner makes it a 5/5

    Well done.

  27. Alkaid on December 25th, 2008 7:02 am

    I think Wolf might be the ultimate cock blocker… O.O

  28. _Int3r_ on December 25th, 2008 7:23 am

    I'm not going to lie, I was hesitant to click this when I saw it in the RSS feed. Slippy under the bed makes it >9000 times better. 5'd.

  29. _Int3r_ on December 25th, 2008 7:25 am

    Has it ever actually been determined FOR SURE that Slippy is, in fact, a male?

    See: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=103

  30. Evitron on December 25th, 2008 7:51 am

    Really could have gone without THAT mental image for Christmas, but whatever. The addition of Slippy was funny though.

  31. WolvenGlory on December 25th, 2008 8:42 am

    You are my hero. :D

  32. DarkLight on December 25th, 2008 9:16 am

    Looks like Wolf's up for a little play-time too…

  33. ConkerBirdy on December 25th, 2008 9:28 am

    Well, i dont care if this turns into a Furry website, ill still come here, cuz i like furries ^_^ but if there is fursuiters, ILL BURN THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EM!

    5/5 for the pic btw ^_^

  34. Paulrus on December 25th, 2008 4:34 am

    I think my Mudkips used that bed. Win submission.

    5/5

    Edit: lol, Slippy.

  35. FrEEz on December 25th, 2008 10:54 am

    I love how fox's expression is like 'Oh damn, he found me, and slippy being pervy or something lol. I guess nintendo will never tell us the gender of slippy. Maybe it's asexual?
    5 stars

  36. Nick Soapdish on December 25th, 2008 11:40 am

    The feeling is mutual. Well, unless you're a communist.

  37. BlueChameleon on December 25th, 2008 11:46 am

    Nick…YOU'VE RUINED CHRISTMAS!
    Now I have to take time outta my holiday to give it a 5 too >:(

  38. g1drake on December 25th, 2008 12:53 pm

    Slippy look kinda amazed and surprized,or terrified

    5/5

  39. DeathJam on December 25th, 2008 12:56 pm

    Oh god, i lol'd when i saw this pic, and it also scared the shit outta me XD

    Well done soapdish, you've defo screwed up some peoples christmas, or spiced it up

  40. Nick Soapdish on December 25th, 2008 12:56 pm

    I almost sent this in with no caption because without it, Wolf just looks like a giant pervert or creepy voyeur.
    There's also another version I made which features a much classier lit up bedroom. The seedy motel room version works better though.

  41. WolvenGlory on December 26th, 2008 1:30 am

    What if this is the start of a whole new trend of Wolf jokes? Instead of rhyming "fox", we could find things that rhyme with "do" and have Wolf stop Fox from doing that.

  42. Nikko on December 26th, 2008 2:57 am

    Because 'screw that' sounds more like 'do that' :P

    I Lol'd. 5/5

  43. Nikko on December 26th, 2008 3:00 am

    There's sumthin' wrong with you dude. True the site should not be a complete furry site
    ( that would take out all the fun out) But as long as it is more human, or nezumi, I can dig it and you should be more tolerant

  44. Kopaka on December 26th, 2008 3:21 am

    Threesome! Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

  45. ConkerBirdy on December 26th, 2008 4:24 am

    Only Fetish Furries and Fur Suiters should be burnt, the rest are perfectly fine, they dont force u on anything, and are quite nice and well mannered. so yeah hate the ones i said, and respect the others, trust me, its normally worth it

  46. Bacon on December 26th, 2008 4:36 am

    I spy a frog trying to get lucky. Under the bed.

  47. killercartoons on December 26th, 2008 5:20 am

    HAHAHA! Very nice!

  48. Exploderizer on December 26th, 2008 7:28 am

    Don't give anybody ideas, it's bad enough as it is!

  49. Anonymous on December 26th, 2008 4:44 am

    The Frog's a Spy?

  50. Sinister Minister on December 26th, 2008 9:01 am

    What? This is a GREAT idea, and Wolf jokes are great. =(

  51. Deth2Gerbilz on December 26th, 2008 9:33 am

    agreed, but no shitty fan art.

  52. Liberty Prime on December 26th, 2008 10:49 am

    SUBJECT: LIBERTY PRIME
    MISSION: DESTROY ANY AND ALL COMMUNISTS

  53. MexicanJuice on December 27th, 2008 1:05 am

    No WONDER Fox never gets laid!

  54. Dylan on December 27th, 2008 6:36 am

    CAN'T LET YOU SCREW THAT *cockblocks*

  55. Vabolo on December 27th, 2008 8:18 am

    Can there actually BE a tasteful 9/11 submission?

  56. Vabolo on December 27th, 2008 8:23 am

    The Frog is a lie!

  57. Vabolo on December 27th, 2008 8:24 am

    Can't let me spew that, breakfast!

  58. KingofRetards on December 28th, 2008 5:17 am

    Can't let you sleep there, Soapdish!

  59. KingofRetards on December 28th, 2008 5:19 am

    Damnnnnnnnnnn, highest rated of all time! Can't let you post that, Soapdish!

  60. Shadow Link on December 28th, 2008 10:29 am

    Yeah, well-drawn only please.

  61. Shadow Link on December 28th, 2008 10:31 am

    Bed's not made. Wolf is a little late, methinks.

    I wonder if Slippy got a video…

  62. Havocmasta on December 28th, 2008 12:04 pm

    …And with Slippy it's a foursome!

  63. Deth2Gerbilz on December 29th, 2008 5:33 am

    im sick of all the wolves wearing spartan armor with their completely angled faces. no curves!!!!! THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE CURVE IN THE GODDAMN DRAWING!!!!!!!just 140 degree angles!!!!

  64. Nick Soapdish on December 29th, 2008 2:54 am

    I can't help checking it repeatedly and watching the votes increase and the score fluctuate. From the dizzying heights of 4.74 it's been brought back to the pack. Here's hoping my reign lasts forever (or at least a week or two).
    I just can't believe a wolf joke could hit number 1.

    Unfortunately though I don't have the biggest epeen of the site. The King always one inch ahead of me.

  65. omgwtfbbq on December 30th, 2008 8:29 am

    This does remind me of that one other VGCats in which Fox and Falco get a little…well…
    Anyway, I'm too lazy to link to it.

  66. Gamegeneral on January 1st, 2009 6:14 am

    Jeez.
    We all know wolf only cockblocks EVERYTHING because of his extremely tight pants.
    He's one of those "If I can't have it, nobody can" type of dudes

  67. Gamegeneral on January 1st, 2009 6:18 am

    I doubt it, I've seen him referred to as a "he" in command, but i still think "He's" a lesbian. Oh great. Now I have bad images in my mind.
    Welp, Misery loves company *post*

  68. Falco Ganon on January 3rd, 2009 6:14 am

    Why was Slippy thar?? O_o

  69. Exploderizer on January 5th, 2009 10:56 am

    ∞

  70. Exploderizer on January 5th, 2009 10:56 am

    &infin

  71. Ishi-Goturi on January 7th, 2009 3:26 am

    I've had it figured out for a while.

    Slippy is one of those frogs from Jurassic Park that can change its gender at will. I thought it was fairly obvious.

  72. Rosque on January 7th, 2009 10:56 am

    The most disturbing part is slippy… Ugh, I HATE that…….thing?

  73. Hobbs on January 8th, 2009 5:24 am

    NO! SO CLOSE!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING FURRY AND SACRED! BURN IN HELL WOLF!!!
    Furry should only be valued if Wolf gets involved…5

  74. Purplemon739 on January 9th, 2009 1:17 am

    I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR.

  75. Ron-Falco on January 12th, 2009 12:09 pm

    It depends. Can there be a tasteful Hiroshima pic? Can there be a tasteful Holocaust pic?

  76. Silverwolf on January 13th, 2009 6:31 am

    Or is it a FOURSOME?! *points to Slippy* XD

  77. Arkhon on January 13th, 2009 12:33 pm

    DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM!

    BETTER DEAD THAN RED!

    COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE!

  78. Stealthbladez on January 16th, 2009 12:58 am

    Yes, it has ben confirmed that slippy is a male, its urprising actually, in SF Assault, it was confirmed.

  79. Stealthbladez on January 16th, 2009 12:58 am

    Yes, it has ben confirmed that slippy is a male, its surprising actually, in SF Assault, it was confirmed.

  80. Stealthbladez on January 16th, 2009 1:00 am

    nezumi? isnt that mouse in japenese?

  81. Stealthbladez on January 16th, 2009 1:01 am

    hard to tell with slip, he is weird after all

  82. Stealthbladez on January 16th, 2009 1:03 am

    No, the cake is a lie…

  83. Stealthbladez on January 16th, 2009 1:06 am

    …..wtf???…..

  84. Stealthbladez on January 16th, 2009 1:07 am

    that is most disturbing to you? the most disturbing will have to be…………well, you know how the bed isnt made and, well, wolf is late, and……….."shivers"

  85. Vabolo on January 18th, 2009 3:04 pm

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA,…..

  86. KingofRetards on January 23rd, 2009 2:29 am

    :D

    The SAME with my submission! The score will 4.7 and in one minute it will be kicked off the list, then brought back up, it's like a never ending cycle.

    Damn right, it's bigger than yours! I can +1 you, but I have to charge!

  87. UNKOWN on March 7th, 2009 10:16 pm

    what game is this from? or is it not from a game at all?

  88. Longshotz5798 on March 18th, 2009 4:53 pm

    PRIME LIBERTYS YOU!

  89. Vabolo on March 19th, 2009 10:04 pm

    It would from Star Fucks. *Hehehehehehe*

  90. Slade on April 25th, 2009 5:35 pm

    This is the best picture on Halolz, hands down. It's funny and sexy. :3

  91. cantletudothat on June 3rd, 2009 5:46 am

    LOL
    BEST
    THING
    EVER

  92. AreUExperienced on June 30th, 2009 10:51 pm

    Wolf O'Donnell: Blocking Your Cock Since 1998.

    5/5

  93. Stealthbladez on July 12th, 2009 1:04 pm

    :O

  94. Stealthbladez on July 12th, 2009 1:05 pm

    And last of all, can there even be a tasteful furry pic?

  95. Stealthbladez on July 12th, 2009 1:07 pm

    o.O

  96. AreUExperienced on July 19th, 2009 10:43 pm

    Indisputably one of the greatest posts on this website. Soapdish, you are the man.

    6/5

    Yes, it's that funny.

  97. macaroni on August 30th, 2009 9:03 pm

    lol

    not really————-

  98. Ichiinu on January 6th, 2011 1:04 am

    Dr. Furry would aprove, methinks.

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