Sheer07 is making good use of the “Adult Situations” and “Awkward Moments” tags today!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2008 · 1:44 AM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Cock Joke, Disturbing, Lucky Shot, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sneak Attack, Special Attacks · Leave a comment (80 Comments) |
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
lolwut?
…ew….
woulda been better if it were a jynx. not dissing umbreon, it's my fav eevee evolution, just saying the most female human looking pokemon would have been slightly funnier.
still a 5'er though.
Yeah, same here, something about the way they worded it….
What about Gardevoir?
poor umbreon
Jynx is kinda sore on the eyes though…
Gah! Oh god, my eyes. >_<
Old joke is ooooooold…
But still funny. ^^
Okay honestly i find this to be funny :P. And why shouldn't I? It's clever, drawn well, However i would change the caption to : 'Metapod uses harden. Medtapod uses string shot!' then maybe, if it's not too much 'it's super effective!'
Ew, what?
Imagine if it played out like this:
METAPOD is charging up!
METAPOD used BUKKAKE!
Enemy UMBREON is immobilized by the sticky goo!
the artist is actually just called Sheer, and he drew this in 2007
Fifth.
I dunno. I feel less like laughing and more sorry for Umbreon. Poor thing got spoog'd. :(
It's a great combination, but right after he uses it, he always just rolls over and falls asleep!
I never seem to get tired of this meme.
When I read the caption all I can think of is, 'it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again'.
SAUCE PLOX
God, no kidding. That's the second thing I thought (the first being a resounding "ew").
Hee hee, I love the Umbreon's face. It's like "OH GOD, NOT AGAIN."
Great, another image I need to bleed out of my eyes… thanx halolz! >______< 7/5
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I'z filthy rich. jus lookit all mah DIEMUNDZ!!!!!!! <><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Uh… I… em… eh, what?
I don't care if this joke has been done before, original drawing and anime expressions are EPIC WIN with me. 5'd.
Heck no! Have you forgotten Buneary's evolution? (I forget what it's called :3) It's like, the smexiest Pokeman EVAR. As Pokeman standards go.
OH GAWD xD
lol
But the pokemon he used it on just wants to hug and talk for a while?
Too GOOD…
i don,t know why,but that sounded weird
dude….. you have issues.
Pokemon……. sexy?? See a therapist!!
Umm… yeah
Oh come on! I just got my Umbreon yesterday! Way to make it weird…
I defy you to tell me that THIS doesn't look sexy!
http://fc99.deviantart.com/fs29/f/2008/092/f/d/Se...
OMG i saw this on sum1's RvB profile the other day O_o, still funny tho
at least it won,t get any worst
oooooooooooooooo kay
poor poor umbreon
From what I'm guessing… You have problems with Furries?
@OMG:Cool,a 14-biz art, I love his art. Though nowadays he's only focusing on doing a 3d computer render Jenny Wakemen.
THAT REPORT WAS DUE ON TUESDAY.
SEXUAL HARASSMENT. LAWSUIT!!!!! STAPLER!!
RYU, FROM STREET FIGHTER?
THAT REPORT WAS DUE ON TUESDAY.
HADOOOKEN. OKAY IT WAS DUE ON TUESDAY
aww shit, here come the fur faggots,,JK
i was in a seizure when i clicked on that link
… i will have to remember when i get home from work to look at what all you guys are talking about
Oh gosh this is so hot and erotic
I came.
If masturbating to sexy pokemon makes me a furry, well you can….hold on
*fap *fap *fap
For some reason my work colleagues are looking at me strange at the moment. I guess I should have waited till I got home, but it was just too hot.
Great, JUST when I got over the LAST disturbing Pokemon post!
>_<
http://www.halolz.com/2008/07/16/so-i-herd-u-liek...
Whatever you do, don't click on that if you are between the ages of 0 and 100.
GAH!
*Eyes on fire*
SOMEONE GET THE EYE BLEACH!
What about Mudkip?
I'm sure you remember THAT one…
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_lHD5DbAAdrU/Rs9ZUEA8r1I/AAA...
METAPOD USED SKEET! IT'S SUPER DISTURBING!
UMBREON used LAW SUIT! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
METAPOD when to JAIL!
Ah yes, Mudkip…You meant THIS ONE…I believe…?
http://www.halolz.com/2008/07/16/so-i-herd-u-liek...
Hmm…I still say Lopunny is just naturally sexier…That's Mudkips displayed in a [very] sexy way…But Lopunny is ALWAYS like that.
Dare to compare.
Lopunny: http://www.pokemondb.co.uk/images/sprites/diamond...
Mudkip: http://www.hhost.org/~pokemonera/images/sprites/g...
Ok… now this is MY cue to say wtf?
What the fuck?!?!?! You posted sprites? I don't think pictures that are THAT pixelated and small are erotic… in any way -.-
But i do agree with that thread i read AGES ago (which reminds me… ima continue reading it sometimes) about lopunny looking like its covering up something with its hands, uh… paws… actually, is it hands or paws? I don't even know…
No, I never said the sprites were erotic. I'm just saying, without being anthropomorphized, Mudkip doesn't look nearly as sexy as Lopunny.
That reminds me, you can have male Lopunnies, can't you?
Lol, panic attacks again from people, and great… SOMEONE had to post the mudkip pic again… anyway, funneh, but seen it b4, still causes hilarity XD
Also, nice art, whoever done that lopunny.
@Link_09, Aidan & Exploderiser: Dudes (or dudettes however you spell it) just ignore links like that, don't need to go OTT with the "HOLY F*** MY EYES, KILL IT WITH FIRE" stuff…
@Marzen: My EXACT thoughts when i saw it ages ago XD
POST IT! POST IT! P-P-P-P-P-POST IT!
but i feel like expressing myself…… through the internet
*sobs into cup of tea*
Yeah, it's not like I'd be turned on by Pokemon, but in Lopunny's case, I really can't blame someone for doing so…SOAPDISH!
Still not bored with that joke, but it's Umbreon's expression that got the 5.
………
………
*pours hydrochloric acid into eyes*
Now they cannot be hurt again.
Dont judge the males, they just want to be accepted like everyone else
To me, rather than Metapod….. ejaculating, it looks like he's tying up umbreon.
Ready for rape.
Fufufufu
Oh, ok, just seemed weird that you posted pics of the sprites… and i think people have a tendacy to feel an attraction to a more human shaped figure than something shaped kinda like a dog/cat… unless ofc that's their thing, if that's the case, then that's no-ones business except theirs (not saying your like the last bit i said)
And i don't know… i kinda stopped playing pokemon once i turned… uhm… 8? Actually… i played it on an emulator… so make that 13/14?
Also, DAMN YOU WHOEVER THUMB'D DOWN ME *shakes fist*
O_o HALOLZ's First Money Shot! Bow-chicka-bow-what?
Heh… well… uhm… i really don't know what to say now… what's up with the SOAPDISH?
Also, since i cba reply to you AND aidan sepeartely, i'll just say it here.
@Aidan: It's kinda hard to be accepted if you look like a freaking girl in the first place
Your using my real name O_o
psh who would use a metapod against and umbreon….
terrible terrible match
I don't know what's up with Soapdish…I see him around here a lot.
And Aidan…And Exploderizer.
Wait…. theres someone named soapdish? Then why did you randomly scream their name in your comment before this? Oh god confused…
Lol *drinks cup of tea* tastes… of sadness, MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR!
Well yeah. Nick Soapdish? as in the guy who was jacking off to Lopunny? *scroll up*
Ooh… forgot about him… well at least that cleared abit of confusion up then for me.
what if you're a fetus?
Poor Umbreon… it looks so horrified.
I think this should be in the 'highest-rated' section… can we do it?
okay, i feel like a idiot for just getting the joke.
Francis: You know I don't hate that!
Hee hee! A Metapod named Penis? Wonderful. xD So can we call a human penis a Metapod? If so, then it only seems right that a human Metapod can learn the same moves a regular Metapod can. Actually, a human Metapod DOES know the moves, but can only perform them in a particular order:
Harden
Tackle
String Shot
See what I mean?
Or it can go straight from Harden to String Shot if there isn't a target nearby…
That's my name, don't wear it out.
… o_o poor umbreon… umbreon doesn't even like metapod… umbreon likes espeon… not a metapod >.<
o.0
The face is priceless.
metapod, USE MAXIMUM HARD ON!!!
can't get enough of umbreon's expression!!
Cause I JIZZED IN MAH PANTS! >:D
Who's willing to bet that every furry on this site is like: "I came :D"