IT USES HARDEN, AND THEN THE STRING SHOT.

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IT USES HARDEN, AND THEN THE STRING SHOT.

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2008 · 1:44 AM

(294 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)

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Adult Situations, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Cock Joke, Disturbing, Lucky Shot, Nintendo, Pokemans, Sneak Attack, Special Attacks

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1866Comments2008-12-02+06%3A44%3A54Shawn+Handyside to “IT USES HARDEN, AND THEN THE STRING SHOT.”

Scorpio2 on December 2nd, 2008 1:07 am

lolwut?

…ew….
AquaLink on December 2nd, 2008 1:35 am

woulda been better if it were a jynx. not dissing umbreon, it's my fav eevee evolution, just saying the most female human looking pokemon would have been slightly funnier.

still a 5'er though.
killercartoons on December 2nd, 2008 1:52 am

Yeah, same here, something about the way they worded it….
x434343 on December 2nd, 2008 2:32 am

What about Gardevoir?
crabhat on December 2nd, 2008 2:36 am

poor umbreon
Chaos on December 2nd, 2008 4:23 am

Jynx is kinda sore on the eyes though…
Paul d'Arbonne on December 2nd, 2008 5:47 am

Gah! Oh god, my eyes. >_<
Pat on December 2nd, 2008 6:50 am

Old joke is ooooooold…

But still funny. ^^
FrEEz on December 2nd, 2008 7:12 am

Okay honestly i find this to be funny :P. And why shouldn't I? It's clever, drawn well, However i would change the caption to : 'Metapod uses harden. Medtapod uses string shot!' then maybe, if it's not too much 'it's super effective!'
Pickle on December 2nd, 2008 7:20 am

Ew, what?
AuraMaster on December 2nd, 2008 7:24 am

Imagine if it played out like this:

METAPOD is charging up!
METAPOD used BUKKAKE!
Enemy UMBREON is immobilized by the sticky goo!
dingbag on December 2nd, 2008 7:32 am

the artist is actually just called Sheer, and he drew this in 2007
Lolcuno on December 2nd, 2008 7:38 am

Fifth.
MexicanJuice on December 2nd, 2008 7:55 am

I dunno. I feel less like laughing and more sorry for Umbreon. Poor thing got spoog'd. :(
X Intolerable X on December 2nd, 2008 7:56 am

It's a great combination, but right after he uses it, he always just rolls over and falls asleep!
Happy on December 2nd, 2008 8:07 am

I never seem to get tired of this meme.
Nick Soapdish on December 2nd, 2008 8:12 am

When I read the caption all I can think of is, 'it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again'.
CaptainBaconMan on December 2nd, 2008 8:19 am

SAUCE PLOX
Gideon King on December 2nd, 2008 8:30 am

God, no kidding. That's the second thing I thought (the first being a resounding "ew").
Marzen on December 2nd, 2008 8:42 am

Hee hee, I love the Umbreon's face. It's like "OH GOD, NOT AGAIN."
TwEEcK9001 on December 2nd, 2008 8:48 am

Great, another image I need to bleed out of my eyes… thanx halolz! >______< 7/5
_________
I'z filthy rich. jus lookit all mah DIEMUNDZ!!!!!!! <><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Lerky Cartman on December 2nd, 2008 9:00 am

Uh… I… em… eh, what?
dsbvsoudvb on December 2nd, 2008 9:01 am

I don't care if this joke has been done before, original drawing and anime expressions are EPIC WIN with me. 5'd.
omgwtfbbq on December 2nd, 2008 9:04 am

Heck no! Have you forgotten Buneary's evolution? (I forget what it's called :3) It's like, the smexiest Pokeman EVAR. As Pokeman standards go.
rikumelenium on December 2nd, 2008 9:27 am

OH GAWD xD
Nick Soapdish on December 2nd, 2008 10:32 am

lol
But the pokemon he used it on just wants to hug and talk for a while?
Lethak Weapon on December 2nd, 2008 10:41 am

Too GOOD…
g1drake on December 2nd, 2008 10:50 am

i don,t know why,but that sounded weird
Aidan on December 2nd, 2008 11:01 am

dude….. you have issues.
Pokemon……. sexy?? See a therapist!!
Scorch6679 on December 2nd, 2008 11:27 am

Umm… yeah
Red on December 2nd, 2008 11:42 am

Oh come on! I just got my Umbreon yesterday! Way to make it weird…
omgwtfbbq on December 2nd, 2008 11:45 am

I defy you to tell me that THIS doesn't look sexy!
http://fc99.deviantart.com/fs29/f/2008/092/f/d/Se…
ConkerBirdy on December 2nd, 2008 11:48 am

OMG i saw this on sum1's RvB profile the other day O_o, still funny tho
g1drake on December 2nd, 2008 11:49 am

at least it won,t get any worst
sonicpokemon on December 2nd, 2008 12:25 pm

oooooooooooooooo kay
poor poor umbreon
minespatch on December 3rd, 2008 1:00 am

From what I'm guessing… You have problems with Furries?

@OMG:Cool,a 14-biz art, I love his art. Though nowadays he's only focusing on doing a 3d computer render Jenny Wakemen.
lol on December 3rd, 2008 2:47 am

THAT REPORT WAS DUE ON TUESDAY.
SEXUAL HARASSMENT. LAWSUIT!!!!! STAPLER!!
RYU, FROM STREET FIGHTER?
THAT REPORT WAS DUE ON TUESDAY.
HADOOOKEN. OKAY IT WAS DUE ON TUESDAY
Link_09 on December 3rd, 2008 3:41 am

aww shit, here come the fur faggots,,JK
i was in a seizure when i clicked on that link
MasqueNoMercy on December 3rd, 2008 5:55 am

… i will have to remember when i get home from work to look at what all you guys are talking about
CreepNextDoor on December 3rd, 2008 6:15 am

Oh gosh this is so hot and erotic
Nick Soapdish on December 3rd, 2008 6:53 am

I came.
If masturbating to sexy pokemon makes me a furry, well you can….hold on
*fap *fap *fap

For some reason my work colleagues are looking at me strange at the moment. I guess I should have waited till I got home, but it was just too hot.
Exploderizer on December 3rd, 2008 12:03 pm

Great, JUST when I got over the LAST disturbing Pokemon post!
>_<
http://www.halolz.com/2008/07/16/so-i-herd-u-liek…
Whatever you do, don't click on that if you are between the ages of 0 and 100.
Exploderizer on December 3rd, 2008 12:05 pm

GAH!
*Eyes on fire*
SOMEONE GET THE EYE BLEACH!
Exploderizer on December 3rd, 2008 12:05 pm

What about Mudkip?
I'm sure you remember THAT one…
Exploderizer on December 3rd, 2008 12:07 pm

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_lHD5DbAAdrU/Rs9ZUEA8r1I/AAA…
GRiM on December 3rd, 2008 12:11 pm

METAPOD USED SKEET! IT'S SUPER DISTURBING!
KingofRetards on December 3rd, 2008 12:31 pm

UMBREON used LAW SUIT! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
METAPOD when to JAIL!
omgwtfbbq on December 4th, 2008 2:42 am

Ah yes, Mudkip…You meant THIS ONE…I believe…?
http://www.halolz.com/2008/07/16/so-i-herd-u-liek…
Hmm…I still say Lopunny is just naturally sexier…That's Mudkips displayed in a [very] sexy way…But Lopunny is ALWAYS like that.
Dare to compare.
Lopunny: http://www.pokemondb.co.uk/images/sprites/diamond…
Mudkip: http://www.hhost.org/~pokemonera/images/sprites/g…
DeathJam on December 4th, 2008 9:51 am

Ok… now this is MY cue to say wtf?

What the fuck?!?!?! You posted sprites? I don't think pictures that are THAT pixelated and small are erotic… in any way -.-

But i do agree with that thread i read AGES ago (which reminds me… ima continue reading it sometimes) about lopunny looking like its covering up something with its hands, uh… paws… actually, is it hands or paws? I don't even know…
omgwtfbbq on December 4th, 2008 10:51 am

No, I never said the sprites were erotic. I'm just saying, without being anthropomorphized, Mudkip doesn't look nearly as sexy as Lopunny.
That reminds me, you can have male Lopunnies, can't you?
DeathJam on December 4th, 2008 12:25 pm

Lol, panic attacks again from people, and great… SOMEONE had to post the mudkip pic again… anyway, funneh, but seen it b4, still causes hilarity XD

Also, nice art, whoever done that lopunny.

@Link_09, Aidan & Exploderiser: Dudes (or dudettes however you spell it) just ignore links like that, don't need to go OTT with the "HOLY F*** MY EYES, KILL IT WITH FIRE" stuff…

@Marzen: My EXACT thoughts when i saw it ages ago XD
GRiM on December 5th, 2008 1:23 am

POST IT! POST IT! P-P-P-P-P-POST IT!
Aidan on December 6th, 2008 1:35 am

but i feel like expressing myself…… through the internet
*sobs into cup of tea*
omgwtfbbq on December 6th, 2008 3:28 am

Yeah, it's not like I'd be turned on by Pokemon, but in Lopunny's case, I really can't blame someone for doing so…SOAPDISH!
Angel9RCobra on December 6th, 2008 5:30 am

Still not bored with that joke, but it's Umbreon's expression that got the 5.
Aidan on December 6th, 2008 11:57 am

………
………
*pours hydrochloric acid into eyes*
Now they cannot be hurt again.
Aidan on December 6th, 2008 11:58 am

Dont judge the males, they just want to be accepted like everyone else
Aidan on December 6th, 2008 11:59 am

To me, rather than Metapod….. ejaculating, it looks like he's tying up umbreon.
Ready for rape.
Fufufufu
DeathJam on December 6th, 2008 12:32 pm

Oh, ok, just seemed weird that you posted pics of the sprites… and i think people have a tendacy to feel an attraction to a more human shaped figure than something shaped kinda like a dog/cat… unless ofc that's their thing, if that's the case, then that's no-ones business except theirs (not saying your like the last bit i said)

And i don't know… i kinda stopped playing pokemon once i turned… uhm… 8? Actually… i played it on an emulator… so make that 13/14?

Also, DAMN YOU WHOEVER THUMB'D DOWN ME *shakes fist*
BurnoutSpartan on December 7th, 2008 1:44 am

O_o HALOLZ's First Money Shot! Bow-chicka-bow-what?
DeathJam on December 7th, 2008 9:54 am

Heh… well… uhm… i really don't know what to say now… what's up with the SOAPDISH?

Also, since i cba reply to you AND aidan sepeartely, i'll just say it here.

@Aidan: It's kinda hard to be accepted if you look like a freaking girl in the first place
Pie on December 9th, 2008 1:28 am

Your using my real name O_o
PenguinJO3 on December 11th, 2008 1:27 am

psh who would use a metapod against and umbreon….

terrible terrible match
omgwtfbbq on December 11th, 2008 2:31 am

I don't know what's up with Soapdish…I see him around here a lot.
And Aidan…And Exploderizer.
DeathJam on December 12th, 2008 12:39 pm

Wait…. theres someone named soapdish? Then why did you randomly scream their name in your comment before this? Oh god confused…
DeathJam on December 12th, 2008 12:40 pm

Lol *drinks cup of tea* tastes… of sadness, MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR!
omgwtfbbq on December 13th, 2008 2:28 am

Well yeah. Nick Soapdish? as in the guy who was jacking off to Lopunny? *scroll up*
DeathJam on December 13th, 2008 6:30 am

Ooh… forgot about him… well at least that cleared abit of confusion up then for me.
Thingamajiggy on May 12th, 2009 3:57 pm

what if you're a fetus?
Leo058 on May 12th, 2009 5:11 pm

Poor Umbreon… it looks so horrified.
I think this should be in the 'highest-rated' section… can we do it?
Luka Tuka on June 5th, 2009 12:02 am

okay, i feel like a idiot for just getting the joke.
VJoe10 on June 6th, 2009 7:21 pm

Francis: You know I don't hate that!
Kabegami on June 21st, 2009 4:53 am

Hee hee! A Metapod named Penis? Wonderful. xD So can we call a human penis a Metapod? If so, then it only seems right that a human Metapod can learn the same moves a regular Metapod can. Actually, a human Metapod DOES know the moves, but can only perform them in a particular order:
Harden
Tackle
String Shot
See what I mean?
Or it can go straight from Harden to String Shot if there isn't a target nearby…
Exploderizer on July 9th, 2009 11:44 pm

That's my name, don't wear it out.
Sinacar on August 1st, 2009 6:53 am

… o_o poor umbreon… umbreon doesn't even like metapod… umbreon likes espeon… not a metapod >.<
DeathJam on September 11th, 2009 11:52 am

o.0
asda on October 8th, 2009 9:35 pm

The face is priceless.