OnStar WON’T SAVE YOU NOW… …BITCH!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 24, 2008 · 1:21 AM 
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Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Moving Violations, Xbox 360

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19 Responses to “OnStar WON’T SAVE YOU NOW…”

  1. Animedevildog on September 24th, 2008 6:44 am

    I lolled 5/5

    @dekuskrub1

    I think that would violate the Onstar ToS

  2. [chemical.kirby] on September 24th, 2008 7:49 am

    wow,first :0
    but awsome
    i guess onstar can’t protect you from team blue :0

  3. rikumelenium on September 24th, 2008 7:49 am

    haha freakin owned xD

  4. Fluffy on September 24th, 2008 9:29 am

    Nice lol!

  5. dekuskrub1 on September 24th, 2008 10:04 am

    wat if an onstar representative(sp?) was manning the turret?
    could he help then?

  6. Tyrannosatan on September 24th, 2008 11:36 am

    the “…bitch!” wasn’t needed

  7. Animedevildog on September 24th, 2008 12:16 pm

    yes it was!

  8. om3ga on September 24th, 2008 12:47 pm

    @tyrannosatan the bitch was most definitly needed.
    Anyways this pic wud have been shitty without the caption, it made me lol so hard 5/5

  9. Tyrannosatan on September 24th, 2008 2:21 pm

    only losers and bitches say bitch
    I think the first two line were enough to make it humorous, but if something was absolutely required there, newb or noob or w/e would’ve work a million times better.

  10. killercatoons on September 24th, 2008 3:25 pm

    well thats what he gets for driving around with his window down….

  11. RonFalco on September 24th, 2008 5:12 pm

    agreed, the bitch wasn’t needed, but it did make it a whole lot funnier!

    5/5

  12. Haywire on September 24th, 2008 6:46 pm

    Press X to board enemy vehicle.

  13. Pigeon Army on September 24th, 2008 7:14 pm

    Studies have shown that the word “bitch” makes any sentence 5.2 times more bad-ass, if delivered correctly.

    But, if Onstar can’t save Master Chief, what the hell was Batman doing with it?

  14. Animedevildog on September 24th, 2008 7:15 pm

    Batman never played Halo…

  15. kingofretards on September 24th, 2008 8:20 pm

    Epic Win.

  16. Rayza B on September 25th, 2008 2:43 am

    What onstar?

  17. loneshadow on September 25th, 2008 8:44 am

    nice

  18. Vosur on June 29th, 2009 10:23 pm

    Steals Warthog and looks up at his HUD. "Crap, got 5 Stars for stealing this!"

  19. ThatOneDude on June 29th, 2009 11:40 pm

    "Sir, have you been drinking this evening?"

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