Finally… irrefutable proof! All the math checks out!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 12, 2008 · 5:48 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
i dont think its the same zelda or link in each game
cuz what r the chances that link is the chosen one like 20 times over?
plus in twilight princess when u get the forest clothes they say they were worn by the hero of time a looooong time ago
If you ask me wind waker should’ve been taken out of the legend of Zelda series. It sucked BIG TIME.
Just googled Zelda + cowgirl. Got nothing. Stop lying to the masses Animedevildog and Archwright
Now….
Damn you math.
DONT SCREW WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!!!!
@Logan
How did WW suck? It was easy (ok, it was impossible to die easy) but it was fun and the art style was majorly cool.
Wait…so if Pirate=Tetra…then tetra=zelda…then…wait…math is failing me…
a=b
b=c
c=d
d=e
e=f
a=f?
So being a ninja is that easy? I have to be a pirate when I’m a kid, then grow up to become a princess, then I can be a ninja?!… Wait a minute, I can’t be a princess, I’m way too sexy… And a man!
about pirates being manly i think that they are really girly infact with all the frills and such..
Well, technically, Tetra was Zelda’s, what was it, great great great grandkid or something? so really she can be a pirate and zelda could be a ninja but it wouldn’t mean that pirates = ninjas. this proof explodes in the third step. =P
Logic does not equal truths fools!
let me show you in a simple example:
All A is B.
B is C
All A is C
Superman is from krypton
All kryptonians are women
Superman is a woman
Logical, however not true.
Holy Jesus it's all making sense now! Tetra is a pirate… Tetra is toon Zelda. Toon Zelda is Zelda… Zelda is sheik… Sheik is a ninja… Pirates are Ninjas.
EMO PIRATES.
They’re being WAY too hard on themselves.
Now we need one that proves Sonic = Mario. >__________<
However, if this even works out, we all know that Ninjas are MORE equal than pirates…
Pirate=Ninja
Macs=PC’s
God=Devil
America=Russia
Democrat=Republican
Truth=Lies
Blind=sight
Black=White
red=blue
TF2 has been debunked!!!!
The day the internet exploded…
omg omg i love pirates vs. ninjas and all the fandom
btw i was born on day of the ninja Dec 5 so i’m automatically a ninja freak
but dude this puts a whole new light into pirates vs. ninjas….omg… the ancestor is really a common female pirate ninja princess mage lol……dude this freaking rocks, we must spread this to both pirates and ninjas forums all over
zelda is the key who would have guessed it
anarchy
chaos
disarray
It does not matter it must be known to all !!!!!!!!!!!!! spread the word !!!!!!!!
omg omg the cake is a lie!!!!!
the cake is a lie!!!!!!!
damn it damn it all to helll
(this is like a planet of the apes moment here holy crap)
tell everyone i must tell the world………………bbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppp
PIRATES>ninjas
5 dollars to whoever names the mathematical method that is shown here
The wrong one.
That, my friend, is not Disney; that's Zelda. And I resent the fact that there are no female pirates.
I wasn't referring to Zelda. I know who Zelda is. If I didn't then I wouldn't be on this site because I'd clearly have no idea what a video game is. Disney has this whole "Pirate princess" concept. That's what I was referring to.
Disney?
THIS.
IS.
ZELDA!
Now all we must do is splice her genes with master chief's and will have created the ULTIMATE!!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Um, I don't think crossdressers can be ninjas…
there…you've been disproven!
Sapper=Sentry
Electricity=Bullet
Light=Fight
Good=Evil
God=Saten
O MAI GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!!!
I'm a ninja and a pirate, then again, I'd be lying as a pirate and failing as a ninja, meaning I'm a normal person, which means I'm telling the truth about both, and when you find out how to get out of the infinite loop of pirates and ninjas, you shall discover that I'm actually an autistic teenage boy sitting at his dad's computer melting all of your brains using infinite loops, ninja-pirates, and reverse psychology. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a mars colony to work on.
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But if you think about it, Zelda basically died and came back to life in Spirit Tracks, so Pirate=Ninja=Zombie
So I can just cast revive if I meet a ninja? Sweet.
Mind… BLOWN!
does this mean that zelda's new theme should be this? rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Now I don't know what to believe in…