Finally… irrefutable proof! All the math checks out!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 12, 2008 · 5:48 AM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
OMG it all makes sense now! O.O
But, but… *cranium ignites*
someone explain…
…RUN MY BROTHERS THEY HAVE FOUND US OUT!!!!
There is a flaw in this logic. According to Maddox in the Alphabet of Manliness Pirates are manly. Therefore there are no female pirates (despite what Disney tells you). Therefore pirates do not equal ninjas.
Yeah… not really funny at all. That just proves that Zelda has already incorporated being a ninja and a pirate, the nonsexual fetish of internet geekdom, she’ll probably become a robot next.
WITH THE POWER OF THIS KNOWLEDGE, WE SHALL UNIFY ALL INTERENT FORUMS IN ONE WHOLE!
ZOMG IS EPIC … ily person who made picture ^^. Friend retrives knife. *Makes zelda noise.* You have aquired knife: good for stabbing friends who <3 and hates ninjas … eep
“Shigeru-san?”
“Yes, Eiji-san?”
“I think you need to look at this…”
“What are you talking about, Eiji-sa…OH HOLY SHINTO. They’ve found us out.”
“Shigeru-san, I’m scared.”
“I am too, Eiji-san. I am too. This could undermine everything we were going to do with Zelda…There’s only one answer.”
“What’s that, Shigeru-san?”
“Burn it all.”
“Shigeru-san?”
“Burn all the records. Sheik, Tetra, Zelda, all of it no longer exists.”
“But…the games we’ve sold…the user-made walkthroughs…”
“DESTROY IT ALL. ZELDA NEVER EXISTED.”
Pirate = Ninja
Now come on, this is really controversial.
This could cause as big as a storm as the Da Vinci Code.
Great, more 4chan material that is old.
ninjas are still better >_>
Ninjas Hate Pirates. They Fight All The Time.
My brain hurts!
Oh we’ve known about this for a while.
@vabolo
yes, perhaps this will end flame wars, the internets will become a peaceful place….exept for /b/.
But, but… ah… it’s all making sense now.
Wait hold on…
Pirates = Ninjas
Up = Down
George Bush = Smart
Omg! It’s making sense!
My mind has been blown. 5/5
Oh lord…
DEAR GOD, it all makes sense!
Just because Tetra is a pirate doesn’t mean all pirates are Tetra. Same thing with Shiek and ninjas.
Also, OoT Zelda and WW Zelda are not the same person seeing how WW takes place 200 years after OoT.
ya see… THIS is more like it… something clever
My mind…blown
Nick Soapdish
“Pirate = Ninja
Now come on, this is really controversial.
This could cause as big as a storm as the Da Vinci Code.”
Agreed. If people are allowed to be offended at your 9/11 halolz, am I allowed to be offended at this?
The dispute is finally over!! .D
Bricks = shat.
I am offended by this as a ninja. Take this down!
0/5
This just proves that Zelda has a split personality problem; she thinks she’s a ninja and a pirate.
Besides, she’s a ninja, b/c ninja can disguise themselves as anything, including pirates. But pirates can’t do that.
Therefore, it’s still ninja > pirate.
oic wut u did thar
does this mean we are all equils??
i dont like it
Oh shit, my thinking thing!
/spontaneous combustion
@lumbersmith
go ahead, be offended :P
Pirates win in multiple categories (i.e. economy and culture) whereas ninjas can only win in war. WE’VE SACKED CITIES, for cripes sakes!
@Human
Dude…..You aren’t a ninja.
By god! Hell has frozen over! It’s the apocalypse!
lol good submission though, I never thought about that before. Zelda is truly the greatest princess ever.
I’m not sure what to say. Okay; Pirates=Ninjas. Err then what? :S Meh it’s good, but confusing. 4/5
Does anyone wonder where Nintendo are going with this? I’ve seen 2 very convincing zelda timeline videos but hope Nintendo go somewhere and not just create more and more zeldas which are completely unrelated to everything (like the windwaker and phantom hourglass, although PH was awesome.) Hopefully the next zelda game, or the one after it, will link (no pun intended) everything together. It would be like “The Legend of Zelda: Chain of History” or something like that.
@reconer45
Yes, but it’s more of a sibling rivalry, it all makes sense thanks to this equation lol
WW is far after Ocarina of time. This proves is that pirates are decended from ninjas
While we’re at it:
Black=White
Dog=Cat
Mario=Bowser
Rush Limbaugh=Gandhi
Anyone who doesn’t lol at this didn’t really get it (or doesn’t get the internet).
The Internet shall never be the same after this…
Great submission.
Except totally and utterly WRONG.
Thanks. :D
Besides…how many ninjas you seen with wooden legs?..none.. because they never lose em.. how did a pirate lose his?…cuz of a ninja.
Nuff said.
You can’t argue with maths.
Someone please wipe the brain matter off my screen so i can see what i am typing…
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!
Black is white, up is down, and short is long!
It’s like the proof that Stevie Wonder is God. (God is love, love is blind, Stevie Wonder is blind, therefore Stevie Wonder is God) As a fan of both visual jokes and first order logic I gave this 5/5.
NO WAI!!!!
@Scorpio2
I asgree… Zelda definitely has a split personality.
Oh, btw…I know where you live…
Robots still win… forever
Holy crap…. you just unified the internet….
Except Ninjas aren’t anything special. They’re just samurais who did stealth and assassination missions.
This is genious!
@FrEEz
how about “a link to the past”?
also, i am forced to now assume that WW was just propaganda for boozin. happy friday!
@myrmidont
yeah but whats better
stealthy samurai ninja mans
or
stinky drunk guys with swords
Hehe Zelda Plays for Both Sides
ebtendido, now i get it
Everyone is forgetting that the ultimate force is the cowboy. Why?
Yours truly.
@Chuck Norris
The Joker is a cowboy?
And thus, 1+1=3.
5/5
I AM ERROR.
As much as I like this, the logic is flawed. All Tetras may be pirates, but not all pirates are Tetras. Same for the Shiek/ninja thing.
5/5, for the LULZ, though.
I AM SO OFFENDED! Not only did you make fun of pirates; YOU MADE FUN OF NINJAS!!!1!1!1!!one!!1111!!1!9/1111!!11!1! FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME (nah j/k 5/5)
OMG. NINJAS AND PIRATES ARE ONE! No wonder they’re equally awesome! It finally makes sense!
MY BRAIN SHE IS IMPLODED
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
OWAIT
it’s a different Zelda in wind waker, she can’t turn into Shiek
LOGIC FLAW’D
HA HA! PEG FACES FOR EVERYONE!Pirates… Ninjas… a Jedi thinks not of these things
@Abbot
I know where you live too….well, the general idea, mebbe i won’t get lost next time
@Scorpio2
Try to use a correct map next time.
HOLY FUCK, EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.
@Abbot
I don’t need no stinkin’ map. you live in the middle of no where and they don’t mark that on maps cept with “Here Be Dragons”
@Scorpio2
You mean “nowhere”
@Myself
Damn Grammar Nazi
So, wait, that would mean that-GAH!
*Headasplode*
Makes sense to me….
Pirates
Ninjas
Robots
why cant we just all live together in harmony and refer to them as to what they truly are
Gods
…Now on to samurai and vikings
This puts the conflict in a different perspective, not end it: is it Pirates = Ninjas or Ninjas = Pirates?
@Haywire
Including the cake.
Are we so sure to not say that the two are equal, but rather that the two are the same thing? Ooooooo
@Abbot
STOP HAVING SO CLOSE TO MY NAME, plz. It’s creepy to be skimming and then suddenly come across that.
J/k. :P
(But it does trip me up, though.)
So what I am getting at is that in order for a ninja to become a pirate I must accept that he must (step one) bring about some unknown feminine side by what most brilliant minds consider a mathematical impossibility (step two) further indulge in the acts of cross-dressing which probably involve drunken kaoroke nights singing some archaic tune of some diva (step three) Develop a disease that turns him into a midget AND become diagnosed with a massive case of elephantitis of the skull (step four) Lose a leg, grow a beard and hang around on a ship for months/years with former ninjas of similar issues?
I deny your hypothesis on the grounds of mathematical impossibilities of step one. You fail at bringing harmony to the masses
i would like to nitpick here and say there is no commas or therefores in this equaation, show your work please
Oh my gawd! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!
Damnit I was going to post this. This was ripped from 4chan though. I saw the discussion about it.
:O
All this pirate vs. Ninja arguments make me wanna break out Mr. Rogers in his blood stained sweater to kick some serious ass!
I think my brain just broke…
Yes…
Ninjas of the caribeans!
Ask a pirate!
If Ninja=Pirate, then
Spy=Engineer? maybe?
@Miketuu
Hmm… If it can be proven, it will be posted.
HA HA! PEG FACES FOR EVERYONE!
Animedevildog, the only guy who can whine about 9-11 jokes and make fun of the late Mr. Rodgers at the same time.
At least I have yet to make a crack about a baby back rib stand next to a clinic…
Did I just say that outloud???
Actually, we’ll only have a problem if Zelda ends up as a cowgirl in the next game.
…oh shit…what have I just done?
Although, I cannot recommend googling Zelda + cowgirl.
OMFG!!! I googled Zelda + cowgirl… O.O
If you do it, make sure safe search is ON!!!
I printed this and took it to my math teacher. He made it clear that this has nothing to do with math. I took it to my history teacher. She found it odd that samurai weren’t in the sequence. I took it to my local mcdonalds. The cashier had some sort of mental breakdown. And he wouldn’t give me a cheese burger. Is that two words? Cheese…Burger. Hmm….
Hmm…
Okay.
i dont think its the same zelda or link in each game
cuz what r the chances that link is the chosen one like 20 times over?
plus in twilight princess when u get the forest clothes they say they were worn by the hero of time a looooong time ago
If you ask me wind waker should’ve been taken out of the legend of Zelda series. It sucked BIG TIME.
Just googled Zelda + cowgirl. Got nothing. Stop lying to the masses Animedevildog and Archwright
Now….
Damn you math.
DONT SCREW WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!!!!
@Logan
How did WW suck? It was easy (ok, it was impossible to die easy) but it was fun and the art style was majorly cool.
Wait…so if Pirate=Tetra…then tetra=zelda…then…wait…math is failing me…
a=b
b=c
c=d
d=e
e=f
a=f?
So being a ninja is that easy? I have to be a pirate when I’m a kid, then grow up to become a princess, then I can be a ninja?!… Wait a minute, I can’t be a princess, I’m way too sexy… And a man!
about pirates being manly i think that they are really girly infact with all the frills and such..
Well, technically, Tetra was Zelda’s, what was it, great great great grandkid or something? so really she can be a pirate and zelda could be a ninja but it wouldn’t mean that pirates = ninjas. this proof explodes in the third step. =P
Logic does not equal truths fools!
let me show you in a simple example:
All A is B.
B is C
All A is C
Superman is from krypton
All kryptonians are women
Superman is a woman
Logical, however not true.
Holy Jesus it’s all making sense now! Tetra is a pirate… Tetra is toon Zelda. Toon Zelda is Zelda… Zelda is sheik… Sheik is a ninja… Pirates are Ninjas.
EMO PIRATES.
They’re being WAY too hard on themselves.
Now we need one that proves Sonic = Mario. >__________<
However, if this even works out, we all know that Ninjas are MORE equal than pirates…
Pirate=Ninja
Macs=PC’s
God=Devil
America=Russia
Democrat=Republican
Truth=Lies
Blind=sight
Black=White
red=blue
TF2 has been debunked!!!!
The day the internet exploded…
omg omg i love pirates vs. ninjas and all the fandom
btw i was born on day of the ninja Dec 5 so i’m automatically a ninja freak
but dude this puts a whole new light into pirates vs. ninjas….omg… the ancestor is really a common female pirate ninja princess mage lol……dude this freaking rocks, we must spread this to both pirates and ninjas forums all over
zelda is the key who would have guessed it
anarchy
chaos
disarray
It does not matter it must be known to all !!!!!!!!!!!!! spread the word !!!!!!!!
omg omg the cake is a lie!!!!!
the cake is a lie!!!!!!!
damn it damn it all to helll
(this is like a planet of the apes moment here holy crap)
tell everyone i must tell the world………………bbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppp
PIRATES>ninjas
zelda? what's zelda?
<.<
>.>
/slits throat
5 dollars to whoever names the mathematical method that is shown here
The wrong one.
Does that mean Zelda's emo?
So, basically what you're saying is that every blind person in the world is God… Hmmm…
No, she just forgot that Pirates hate Ninjas. But if someone tells her, the contradiction will make her mind asplode.
Also, the Hyrule that the OoT Zelda lived in was buried underneath the water that became the Great Sea of WW and blah blah blah.
We know.
Being technical ruins jokes. If you're responding to a joke, please don't be technical.
And every blind man is Stevie Wonder!
That, my friend, is not Disney; that's Zelda. And I resent the fact that there are no female pirates.
I wasn't referring to Zelda. I know who Zelda is. If I didn't then I wouldn't be on this site because I'd clearly have no idea what a video game is. Disney has this whole "Pirate princess" concept. That's what I was referring to.
Now all we must do is splice her genes with master chief's and will have created the ULTIMATE!!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Uhh, no. The ninja were a group of mountain people who were harassed by city people. They developed ninjitsu in order to protect themselves. An occasional one would sell his skills, and that created the stereotype.
Um, I don't think crossdressers can be ninjas…
there…you've been disproven!
Try taking it to your local nabourhood hobo… he knows everything, he even taught me how to dance.
Cheesburger is one word btw.
Sapper=Sentry
Electricity=Bullet
Light=Fight
Good=Evil
God=Saten
O MAI GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!!!
Not true, because back between 900-1400 a.d. , ninjas and samurais were paid a lot, and they also lived a very unique lifestyle. also, ninjas r kewl. Pirates<Ninja
TRULY YOU ARE WISE!!!! plus, stevie wonder had some good tunes
I'm a ninja and a pirate, then again, I'd be lying as a pirate and failing as a ninja, meaning I'm a normal person, which means I'm telling the truth about both, and when you find out how to get out of the infinite loop of pirates and ninjas, you shall discover that I'm actually an autistic teenage boy sitting at his dad's computer melting all of your brains using infinite loops, ninja-pirates, and reverse psychology. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a mars colony to work on.
Pirates had rum.
Rum > Pirates > Ninjas
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