Pirate = Ninja

Finally… irrefutable proof! All the math checks out!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 12, 2008 · 5:48 AM 
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Ninjas, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Pirates, Science/Math, The Legend of Zelda

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147 Responses to “Pirate = Ninja”

  1. dekuskrub1 on September 25th, 2008 10:23 am

    i dont think its the same zelda or link in each game

    cuz what r the chances that link is the chosen one like 20 times over?

    plus in twilight princess when u get the forest clothes they say they were worn by the hero of time a looooong time ago

  2. Logan on September 28th, 2008 4:00 pm

    If you ask me wind waker should’ve been taken out of the legend of Zelda series. It sucked BIG TIME.

  3. Mega Robinson Man on September 28th, 2008 8:11 pm

    Just googled Zelda + cowgirl. Got nothing. Stop lying to the masses Animedevildog and Archwright
    Damn you math.

  4. Sir Calibur on September 30th, 2008 7:00 pm


    How did WW suck? It was easy (ok, it was impossible to die easy) but it was fun and the art style was majorly cool.

  5. VDOgAmfrEk on October 4th, 2008 11:35 pm

    Wait…so if Pirate=Tetra…then tetra=zelda…then…wait…math is failing me…


  6. Random Man on October 12th, 2008 7:02 pm

    So being a ninja is that easy? I have to be a pirate when I’m a kid, then grow up to become a princess, then I can be a ninja?!… Wait a minute, I can’t be a princess, I’m way too sexy… And a man!

  7. Willow on October 13th, 2008 6:54 am

    about pirates being manly i think that they are really girly infact with all the frills and such..

  8. deadtreekid on October 17th, 2008 12:12 pm

    Well, technically, Tetra was Zelda’s, what was it, great great great grandkid or something? so really she can be a pirate and zelda could be a ninja but it wouldn’t mean that pirates = ninjas. this proof explodes in the third step. =P

  9. arghtoknoobs on October 29th, 2008 5:10 pm

    Logic does not equal truths fools!

    let me show you in a simple example:

    All A is B.
    B is C
    All A is C

    Superman is from krypton
    All kryptonians are women
    Superman is a woman

    Logical, however not true.

  10. Klonoa on October 29th, 2008 5:54 pm

    Holy Jesus it's all making sense now! Tetra is a pirate… Tetra is toon Zelda. Toon Zelda is Zelda… Zelda is sheik… Sheik is a ninja… Pirates are Ninjas.

  11. Exploderizer on November 4th, 2008 10:45 am

    They’re being WAY too hard on themselves.

  12. Teradohn on November 8th, 2008 1:35 pm

    Now we need one that proves Sonic = Mario. >__________<

  13. Dark Light on November 12th, 2008 11:53 pm

    However, if this even works out, we all know that Ninjas are MORE equal than pirates…

  14. Jykcor on November 13th, 2008 5:23 pm


    TF2 has been debunked!!!!

  15. Snail on November 24th, 2008 7:25 am

    The day the internet exploded…

  16. Scarlet on December 4th, 2008 12:15 am

    omg omg i love pirates vs. ninjas and all the fandom

    btw i was born on day of the ninja Dec 5 so i’m automatically a ninja freak

    but dude this puts a whole new light into pirates vs. ninjas….omg… the ancestor is really a common female pirate ninja princess mage lol……dude this freaking rocks, we must spread this to both pirates and ninjas forums all over
    zelda is the key who would have guessed it


    It does not matter it must be known to all !!!!!!!!!!!!! spread the word !!!!!!!!

  17. Scarlet on December 4th, 2008 12:22 am

    omg omg the cake is a lie!!!!!
    the cake is a lie!!!!!!!
    damn it damn it all to helll

    (this is like a planet of the apes moment here holy crap)

    tell everyone i must tell the world………………bbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppp

  18. becca! on December 5th, 2008 4:23 am


  19. anomynous on January 5th, 2009 1:07 am

    5 dollars to whoever names the mathematical method that is shown here

  20. Exploderizer on January 9th, 2009 8:14 pm

    The wrong one.

  21. Merenwen99 on March 23rd, 2009 9:09 pm

    That, my friend, is not Disney; that's Zelda. And I resent the fact that there are no female pirates.

  22. Lupin on April 1st, 2009 1:11 am

    I wasn't referring to Zelda. I know who Zelda is. If I didn't then I wouldn't be on this site because I'd clearly have no idea what a video game is. Disney has this whole "Pirate princess" concept. That's what I was referring to.

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  24. DeathCubeK2112 on April 7th, 2009 8:41 pm

    Now all we must do is splice her genes with master chief's and will have created the ULTIMATE!!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  25. M-Cheezy on June 3rd, 2009 11:44 pm

    Um, I don't think crossdressers can be ninjas…

    there…you've been disproven!

  26. Toasty on June 6th, 2009 5:08 pm



  27. Xyxoz on July 12th, 2009 9:39 pm

    I'm a ninja and a pirate, then again, I'd be lying as a pirate and failing as a ninja, meaning I'm a normal person, which means I'm telling the truth about both, and when you find out how to get out of the infinite loop of pirates and ninjas, you shall discover that I'm actually an autistic teenage boy sitting at his dad's computer melting all of your brains using infinite loops, ninja-pirates, and reverse psychology. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a mars colony to work on.

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  29. NobodyEverybody on January 8th, 2011 9:49 pm

    But if you think about it, Zelda basically died and came back to life in Spirit Tracks, so Pirate=Ninja=Zombie

  30. AManWithACloak on March 19th, 2011 12:22 am

    So I can just cast revive if I meet a ninja? Sweet.

  31. AManWithACloak on March 16th, 2011 6:54 pm

    Mind… BLOWN!

  32. train_bandicoot on January 1st, 2012 11:20 pm

    does this mean that zelda's new theme should be this? rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  33. Father Geek on May 8th, 2012 4:07 pm

    Now I don't know what to believe in…

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