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YOU’LL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME!

Jeez, Hurricane Ike is a total dick!
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YOU’LL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME!


Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 9, 2008 · 2:55 PM
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54 Responses to “YOU’LL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME!”

  1. Alex on September 9th, 2008 2:57 pm

    i knew someone was gonna make this joke sooner or later lol

  2. zinraidragon on September 9th, 2008 3:06 pm

    I saw this coming lol. 5/5

  3. GameBuddy on September 9th, 2008 3:13 pm

    I here he’s going to be fighting for his friends, Gustav and Hannah.

  4. Orion X on September 9th, 2008 3:17 pm

    He’s definitely Aether-ing Cuba’s ass right now.
    (Aether = god of sky in Greek mythology to those who didn’t know.)

  5. Exploderizer on September 9th, 2008 3:18 pm

    4th
    Shit,I wish I could keep up with these things…NOW I get it,but before I was like “HOLY SHIT, THERE ARE HURRICANES?O_O” cuz I wasn’t in USA, but now I fucking rofl’d.
    Also, 4th.

  6. Exploderizer on September 9th, 2008 3:19 pm

    CRAP, Orion beat me to 4th…
    5th and 6th.
    >_>

  7. B-mac on September 9th, 2008 3:32 pm

    We’re gonna get a bunch of Ike jokes now?… awesome.

  8. Don on September 9th, 2008 4:20 pm

    @Exploderizer
    You’re too slow.

  9. IvanaBAnonymous on September 9th, 2008 4:20 pm

    cute

  10. tonuchi on September 9th, 2008 4:21 pm

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    Excuse me. But I was totally making this today in class and didn’t have time to finish it… grrrrr. (same quote too)
    So when I saw the title in the rss feed. Dang… a little pissed

    But great job.

  11. CaptainBaconMan on September 9th, 2008 4:52 pm

    OHSHI-

    I’m in Georgia. Have mercy!

  12. Sir. Suicide on September 9th, 2008 5:16 pm

    I saw this on 4chan i laughed.

  13. Blue-Chameleon on September 9th, 2008 5:31 pm

    As soon as I heard it was called Ike I was like ‘What’s next, Jigglypuff?’
    =D

  14. Pigeon Army on September 9th, 2008 5:36 pm

    GREAT AETHER!

  15. [chemical.kirby] on September 9th, 2008 5:39 pm

    i wanted to make a joke like this
    but i didn’t have the guts xD
    5/5

  16. Hoshika-Pichu on September 9th, 2008 5:50 pm

    PREPARE YOURSELF

  17. LOLCUNO on September 9th, 2008 6:15 pm

    Way to steal jokes jackass.

    http://olimar08.deviantart.com/art/Hurricane-IKE-97161908

  18. Dracula on September 9th, 2008 7:00 pm

    Lol

    I was waiting for this one.
    5/5

  19. Exploderizer on September 9th, 2008 7:02 pm

    @LOLCUNO
    ummmm,the site you linked to says someone stol THEIR drawing from THIS site…
    YOU’RE FUCKING CONFUSING
    19th

  20. Tutu on September 9th, 2008 7:12 pm

    Well the drawing was posted sept 6th so the drawing came first.

  21. Lekonua on September 9th, 2008 7:28 pm

    @ GameBuddy

    Damn it, I was gonna say that, but I couldn’t remember the other hurricanes’ names. >_<

  22. Lekonua on September 9th, 2008 7:35 pm

    But in regards to the stealing of jokes, be honest: who DIDN’T think of something like this when you first heard the name?

  23. Allen on September 9th, 2008 7:42 pm

    Pure Win. 5*

  24. Exalt on September 9th, 2008 8:31 pm

    I saw this coming from a mile away.

  25. Radical Juice on September 9th, 2008 8:55 pm

    Sometimes I like to use butter when I beat my dick

  26. superperson on September 9th, 2008 8:59 pm

    exactally what i thought when i first saw it.

  27. Gamegeneral on September 9th, 2008 9:01 pm

    God forbid he gets the smash ball…
    They day after tomorrow.
    or florida gets cut off. one or the other.

  28. Ripshot on September 9th, 2008 9:09 pm

    I feel like an ass for how hard I laughed at this one ):

  29. Kbman on September 9th, 2008 9:32 pm

    @ Johnny Cockass
    Congratulations on learning how to type, Johnny!
    By the way, how did you like your new Kindergarten teacher?

    Hey Florida, prepare yourself!

  30. Shadow Link on September 9th, 2008 9:32 pm

    LOL, I was thinking the same thing when I heard it was called Ike.

  31. killercartoons on September 9th, 2008 10:44 pm

    @Kbman
    who the heck are you talking to?
    @LOLCUNO
    and yeah, since you know, no one else thought of that, or the fact that This Pic > That Paint Pic….

  32. Kbman on September 9th, 2008 10:50 pm

    Hmm, a spam filter seems to have deleted the post I was referring to.
    Oh well.
    (Some little buttmunch thought that typing a bunch of profanity into the comment box would be funny)

  33. Random on September 9th, 2008 10:53 pm

    There’s just one thing….
    Its not going to Florida, its heading towards Texas, trust me, i know, I live in Florida and have been tracking it.

  34. Dark Light on September 9th, 2008 11:39 pm

    I knew what was gonna happen when it was still Tropical Storm Ike. The worst part is, I had the Tabuu music playing when I saw this…

  35. Romak on September 10th, 2008 12:31 am

    Too bad spam filters don’t stop trolls… Anyway, regarding the pic, I couldn’t stop laughing when my friend told this joke the other day. 5/5

  36. SpiralCocktail on September 10th, 2008 7:53 am

    You suck, Scott.

  37. Teradohn on September 10th, 2008 8:27 am

    The caption… is perfect… XD -still lol’ing-

  38. Ilk on September 10th, 2008 8:43 am

    Lmao!
    =^_^=

  39. CJ on September 10th, 2008 10:40 am

    I dunno… lil funny, but makes me uneasy too. Guess I just have a conscience…

  40. killercartoons on September 10th, 2008 12:39 pm

    @ CJ
    hey, you got to laugh at the bad things sometimes, makes them easier to live with

  41. Segasonicdude on September 10th, 2008 5:13 pm

    God Help us all if there should ever be Hurricane Captain Falcon

  42. Tanuki on September 10th, 2008 6:17 pm

    Glad to knwo I wasn’t the only one who knew this was coming.

  43. Heidar on September 10th, 2008 7:52 pm

    Well, we all knew that Ike was OP to begin with

  44. Ridley on September 10th, 2008 10:42 pm

    MY FRIENDS FIGHT FOR ME

  45. Happy on September 11th, 2008 4:17 am

    @Segasonicdude: good god LOL

  46. Shadow Link on September 11th, 2008 4:29 am

    @Segasonicdude
    Jesus, man, don’t even SAY stuff like that! O.O

  47. G1drake on September 11th, 2008 5:25 am

    but, if the caption was,I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS?

  48. DeathJam on September 11th, 2008 7:13 am

    Sorry, i can’t help but lol so hard at this.

    @Segasonicdude
    XD, i actually HOPING a hurricane comes named that, just to see the epicness and destruction

  49. krazykid3361 on September 11th, 2008 10:15 pm

    LOL’D hard at this one!

  50. crakalaka on September 11th, 2008 11:54 pm

    i live near where its supposed to hit and ikes a top tier hurricane

    were screwed

  51. Rayza B on September 12th, 2008 3:40 am

    /\ Well if you die, then goodbye. /\

  52. crakalaka on September 12th, 2008 4:24 pm

    *near*
    and “were” as in texas
    long live myself

  53. Poppyseed on September 13th, 2008 12:18 am

    We need to make a petition to name storms, and invent slogans for them.

  54. TheOne&Only on September 15th, 2008 12:46 am

    I agree with Poppyseed. If we could make slogans, (like P.E.T.A. and such) tragedies will be much more fun! I could be I.K.E.

    It
    Kills
    Everyone!

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