FIVE-SECOND RULE

Walter doesn’t mind a little dirt on his food, as long as it still gives him 120 health!

FIVE-SECOND RULE

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 29, 2008 · 1:17 PM

(106 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5)

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Pearcer on August 29th, 2008 1:28 pm

Sadly dirt counts as a -5 health so it’s only 115 health :(
Bucky on August 29th, 2008 1:57 pm

What the hell is wrong with the back of his bandolier?
B-mac on August 29th, 2008 2:19 pm

Fatality!
Exploderizer on August 29th, 2008 2:54 pm

IT’S A TRAP!
RonFalco on August 29th, 2008 4:14 pm

After a long day at school, this just made my day.
Allen on August 29th, 2008 4:46 pm

Agreed. ITS A TRAP!
Alphabet Soup on August 29th, 2008 5:31 pm

It’s a spy!

Or a sticky in disguise…
Nick Soapdish on August 29th, 2008 8:55 pm

Sandvich always lands olive side up.
killercartoons on August 29th, 2008 11:21 pm

hey man, dirt dont hurt!
CJ on August 29th, 2008 11:22 pm

Adds a bit more flavorin’, if’n ya ask me.
Pigeon Army on August 29th, 2008 11:54 pm

Who cares about dirt? OM NOM NOM NOM, I say.
Snakeman.EXE on August 30th, 2008 1:14 am

Why is this under Bad Ideas?
Aaron Hong on August 30th, 2008 9:32 am

@snakeman
Because the five-second rule was never legit to begin with?
LOLCAKES on August 30th, 2008 7:51 pm

sandvich is unkillable
Blaze on August 31st, 2008 6:10 pm

The 5 second rule has been scientifically disproven. For realz. Also OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Tanius on September 28th, 2008 5:00 am

Notice the corpse of the other heavy to the right.