Master Chief shall lead you to salvation

Al Ramos… walk towards the light!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 14, 2008 · 12:20 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (131 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Spiritual Enlightenment, Xbox 360

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25 Responses to “Master Chief shall lead you to salvation”

  1. Abbot on August 14th, 2008 12:23 pm

    A Halo pic?!?! On Halolz?!?! BLASPHEMY!

  2. Kreachure on August 14th, 2008 12:49 pm

    John 1:17

    “And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last…”

    It all makes sense now…

  3. Rodge on August 14th, 2008 12:57 pm

    This makes up for the last horrible Wolf pic.

  4. dudemanawesome on August 14th, 2008 1:29 pm

    OMG I WANT THAT ARMOR! I’d be the worst sniper and camper, but if I could run up to people I don’t know and blind them, that would be great! Infinite Flare!

  5. Chris on August 14th, 2008 2:55 pm

    Awesome shot but needs a clearer caption. >.<

  6. B-mac on August 14th, 2008 3:07 pm

    Great picture! 4/5
    But if he’s the light, I’d go in the other direction instead. No points off because of that, it’s still a great picture.

  7. Segasonicdude on August 14th, 2008 5:00 pm


    Great job on the Verse except thats in Revelations not John (Written by John tho)

  8. LaundryMan on August 14th, 2008 5:19 pm

    Sorry, Master Chief, but I follow the Way of the Freeman.
    Besides, you had a much better shine back when Elite headshots and Guilty Spark’s annoying voice were the newest fad, instead of redundant.

  9. CJ on August 14th, 2008 5:45 pm

    I can’t help it… it’s so beautiful…

  10. Deth2Gerbilz on August 14th, 2008 6:29 pm

    Kreature, i must say


  11. Deth2Gerbilz on August 14th, 2008 6:30 pm

    i didn’t mean fuck bible prophecies.

    i said holy shit fuck!

  12. Cheat2Win on August 14th, 2008 7:06 pm

    The caption should of been in a brighter font colour but 5/5 anyways.

  13. Jordan on August 14th, 2008 7:26 pm

    And so he did speak unto them, saying,

  14. BLOHNG on August 14th, 2008 8:24 pm

    CJ its called HALOlz for a reason
    half life, tf2 etc suck and should be on a different site, like everything else here..

    except for smash bros…

  15. Abbot on August 14th, 2008 10:08 pm


    You meant LaundryMan… Not CJ… Now apologize, it’s the Spartan thing to do… (Not really, Just making a Christianity joke here…)

  16. Not Chris on August 14th, 2008 10:57 pm

    Blohng, you’re an idiot.
    “Halolz” was chosen because Halo is popular, and “lolz” easily fits in. Furthermore, the site’s DESCRIPTION, which DESCRIBES the site, and what it is meant for, is “your #1 source for humorous video game captions”, not “halo captions”. Halolz welcomes all, and really gets sick of peopls taking the name too seriously. Also, TF2/HL sucks and Halo is good? Have you even played the games?

  17. Pigeon Army on August 14th, 2008 11:08 pm

    The path of the righteous Spartan is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil Covenant. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost ring-worlds. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Master Chief when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  18. Twentay on August 15th, 2008 12:07 am

    Lawl @ those who think “Halolz” means just halo

    good pic
    caption needs to be a different color and/or font
    so as to make it clearer

  19. Segasonicdude on August 15th, 2008 12:34 am

    Yeah this could been called

    #1 Smash bros Blolz (no)

    #2 Team Fortlolz (Nah)

    #3 Half Lolz (Nope)

    and the list could go on its just that Halolz kinda Rolls off the Tongue better than any other game name


    Sonic the Lolhog!

  20. Boreas on August 15th, 2008 2:20 am

    “Wait, no respawns?
    It’s not my time to go yet!”

  21. shaa on August 15th, 2008 6:29 am

    he's got nuthin' on ceiling cat

  22. Kreachure on August 15th, 2008 3:05 pm

    Segasonicdude: Sure thing, but Master Chief’s Spartan code isn’t Revelation-117… ^_^

  23. Segasonicdude on August 16th, 2008 1:32 am



    i c wut u did ther

  24. me on August 16th, 2008 5:38 am

    Mm, an explosion shot that doesn’t suck.

  25. Raiden_Zer0 on August 18th, 2008 2:18 am

    laughing @ Sonic the Lolhog

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