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Red Bull… It gives you wings

It also makes you invincible and lets you spit fireballs!
Submitted by KingofRetards

Red Bull… It gives you wings

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 11, 2008 · 4:11 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(148 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)

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Aerial Maneuvers, Here There Be Dragons, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Super Smash Bros, Tasty Treats, Wii, Yoshi's Island

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1376CommentsRed+Bull...+It+gives+you+wings2008-08-11+20%3A11%3A49Shawn+Handyside to “Red Bull… It gives you wings”

Joe4evr on August 11th, 2008 4:34 pm

The downside is you can barely control yourself accurately anymore.
chemical.kirby on August 11th, 2008 5:02 pm

er,i think your think of smash balls o.O
xD epic win 5/5
Blue-Chamelelon on August 11th, 2008 5:53 pm

I was going to make a very similat picture, with Pit instead of Yoshi.
But you beat me there, so its all yours!
Pigeon Army on August 11th, 2008 6:18 pm

Needs a better font. But I liked it.
Lekonua on August 11th, 2008 7:31 pm

I almost facepalm’d. Then I lol’d.
B-mac on August 11th, 2008 9:13 pm

HAHA! This is pure awesome! 5/5!
Cheat2Win on August 11th, 2008 11:18 pm

Great caption, and bonus points for using my favorite video game character. 5/5
sonicpokemon on August 12th, 2008 1:52 am

red bull + smash = what ever type of awesome this is
perfect reference 5/5
KingofRetards on August 12th, 2008 3:36 am

I must admit the text sucked. But sweet it got posted!
gunkitsune on August 12th, 2008 7:00 am

Gives you wings could have done without. I saw the Red Bull text and thought “Yep.”

I lol’d regardless though. Red Bull could be the most awesome Smash Bros. item.
candichan on August 12th, 2008 8:07 am

LOL.
5/5. =D
I love the pose that you managed to capture him in. Made me giggle. ^^
Pigeon Army on August 12th, 2008 9:52 am

Hold on…this is the second time I’ve seen Red Bull in video games…first Worms 3D, now this! RED BULL PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS INVASIVE!
slowpoke.jpg on August 12th, 2008 2:44 pm

Red Bull sucks, and so does Yoshi.
Pauld'Arbonne on August 12th, 2008 3:02 pm

So THAT’S what the smash balls are filled with!
Happy the Slappy one on August 12th, 2008 4:49 pm

yup, smash balls are Red Bull spheres of joy! ^^
candichan on August 13th, 2008 8:00 am

@Pigeon Army
And yet… somehow subliminal.
*goes to drink red bull for no apparent reason*
KingofRetards on August 13th, 2008 7:49 pm

@candichan
Yep no subliminal messaging here. DRINK REDBULL subliminal messaging is for n00bz.
chemical.kirby on August 13th, 2008 8:30 pm

@blue
it wouldn’t make sence with pit…
Corenator on August 13th, 2008 11:02 pm

@chemical.kirby

Nothing makes sense with Pit until his spammy moves rape you the 20th time. Seriously, Pit is way worse than Meta.
dudemanawesome on August 14th, 2008 1:37 pm

not if at the beggining of the round he runs up to you and gets a perfect tornado and it does 20% fucking damage! thats complete bullshit!
KingofRetards on August 14th, 2008 10:14 pm

Well At least he isn’t as bad as Ike. They should ban him from Smash Bros.
Pigeon Army on August 14th, 2008 11:13 pm

@KingofRetards, dudemanawesome, Corenator.
No items. Fox only. Final Destination.
KingofRetards on August 16th, 2008 1:45 am

@Pigeon Army
You sir, are full of win.
nancy on June 12th, 2009 6:44 am

red bull should be a item in smash brawl

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