Can’t let you through that, paradox

60 Responses to “Can’t let you through that, paradox”

1. Shawn Handyside on July 9th, 2008 4:53 pm
   

   Not even time and space can stop Wolf from telling you what you can’t do on Wednesdays!
2. solidpit on July 9th, 2008 8:24 pm
   

   The alt caption is much better.
3. Satir on July 9th, 2008 8:27 pm
   

   I agree, the alt caption is better.
4. Burnt Eyes on July 9th, 2008 8:30 pm
   

   Both are pretty lulzy, but the idea of wolf telling me that I can’t do something from my ceiling…*shudders*
5. B-mac on July 9th, 2008 8:36 pm
   

   YAY WOLF! 5/5 for being the awesome-est joke on the site! WOOT!
6. chemical.kirby on July 9th, 2008 8:50 pm
   

   yea,the alterente one was better,but still mae me lol ;D
7. Xerxes on July 9th, 2008 9:15 pm
   

   I lol’d, well just because I got it this way:

   Wolf: SCREW YOU ZELDA, SCREW YOU LINK!
   * wolf gets sucked by the portal thingie *
   Guy 1: FUCK YEAH, we finally got rid of that annoying dog.
   Guy 2: About time.
   Guy 1: NOW WE’RE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING WE WANT.
   Guy 2: Want to play some Halo ?
   Guy 1: Hell yeah.
   * Wolf appears smiling like in the pic *
   Wolf: Can’t let you do that!

   Yes, I was really really really bored. :(
8. G1drake on July 9th, 2008 9:31 pm
   

   get out Wolf, i am taking a dump man
9. lolguy on July 9th, 2008 9:36 pm
   

   im not masturbating….
   *notices finger*
   OH GOD HE KNOWS
10. Deep Purple on July 9th, 2008 9:37 pm
    

    Awesome! My pic got approved!

    Anyway, clever you for inventing that alt caption. I was stuck in the ,”Can’t let you ____ that, ___x” state-of-mind.
11. LOL on July 9th, 2008 10:02 pm
    

    *also likes the alt caption better*
12. Pigeon Army on July 9th, 2008 10:27 pm
    

    5 stars because both the normal caption and the alt caption are great, even if the alt caption is better.
13. Orion Fury on July 9th, 2008 10:28 pm
    

    I lol’ed so hard I started coughing. Mainly at the Alt Caption.
14. Paulrus on July 9th, 2008 10:31 pm
    

    Oop, there’s our Wednesday Wolf.

    …..Wolf needs his own category.

    My fingers are still crossed that mine would be put up…..
15. Orion X on July 9th, 2008 10:37 pm
    

    Can’t let you do that, jerk-off.
    I know it doesn’t rhyme…but it flows well…
16. IvanaBAnonymous on July 9th, 2008 10:45 pm
    

    ok, I admit. I giggled.
    alt caption better though

    @Orion X
    That’s a good one too. :>
17. Miketuu on July 9th, 2008 11:09 pm
    

    I kinda almost predicted this too, and paradoxes are not portals
18. Gehraz on July 9th, 2008 11:31 pm
    

    LOL OH SNAP

    This is more awesome than like.. Mel Gibson
19. Da Noob on July 9th, 2008 11:57 pm
    

    Must…Resiest…Killing…Wolf!
20. CJ on July 10th, 2008 12:01 am
    

    @Shawn:
    Now that’s not true at all. Not even the Landmaster could save Wolf from Dialga and Palkia. They’d trash ‘im.
21. Deep Purple on July 10th, 2008 12:06 am
    

    He can’t let them do that.
22. ManiacalZManiac on July 10th, 2008 12:15 am
    

    The User name “Deep Purple” Sounds A Tad Copyright Infringed, Eh?
23. Deep Purple on July 10th, 2008 12:47 am
    

    <____>

    Smoooooke on the waaater….
24. Nick Soapdish on July 10th, 2008 1:01 am
    

    Wolf with time travel means, “he can’t lose”?
25. Deth2Gerbilz on July 10th, 2008 1:06 am
    

    what is that screenshot originally from?
26. Neon on July 10th, 2008 1:14 am
    

    Obligatory Wolf.

    Also, it’s awesome. 5/5.
27. Haywire on July 10th, 2008 1:17 am
    

    LOL. A Wolf one that’s actually good.
28. BLasthelmet on July 10th, 2008 2:02 am
    

    why does no one ever take that left turn at albuquerque?

    ah well, this is an “In you FACE”er to all the anti wolfers
29. Mah boi! on July 10th, 2008 2:22 am
    

    When will Wolf let us do stuff?

    This site’s name is misleading, there are more Wolf jokes then Halo jokes.
30. Dan on July 10th, 2008 2:33 am
    

    Alt caption WAY better.
    @Mah boi! - It’s all a matter of phases. Halolz started with Halo jokes more than anything, then Brawl became dominant. Now it’s Wolf. Next it’s going to be Conan, then DC vs Mortal Kombat, Halo again, then E.T. the Lego Adventure.
31. Raiden_Zer0 on July 10th, 2008 2:41 am
    

    Best Wolf Joke EVAR.
32. FrEEz on July 10th, 2008 2:52 am
    

    But if the alternate caption was used, why would it be wolf in the picture? It should be ganon or whoever, because with the alternate caption, it has nothing to do with wolf.

    ANYHOW, I -still- haven’t played Zelda (hopefully getting a Wii in 2 weeks), so i can’t judge this
33. Kevin J. on July 10th, 2008 3:20 am
    

    I agree with Radien_Zer0
    Best wolf joke ever.
34. dudemanawesome on July 10th, 2008 4:28 am
    

    “Can’t let you do th- yYAAARGG!”-Wulf
    “what are you doing here?!?! GTFO ! don’t you know to knock! CHRIST!”-Link
    “WTF are you doing with Ganon!?!?!”-Wulf
35. SpiralCocktail on July 10th, 2008 5:13 am
    

    Spelled masturbate wrong.
36. Jas L. on July 10th, 2008 10:20 am
    

    Well, though I’m sick of the Wolf jokes, i laughed at this one.
37. NCHammer326 on July 10th, 2008 10:53 am
    

    Either caption is fine, really.
38. Monoxboogie on July 10th, 2008 11:16 am
    

    Lolz indeed.
39. Ryumaru on July 10th, 2008 11:20 am
    

    Wow, I’m surprised that this one dodged the usual barrage of Wolf nay-sayers…
    It’s funny. Really funny.
40. Pauld'Arbonne on July 10th, 2008 12:44 pm
    

    Huh, I usually hate the Wolf jokes but this one actually made me smile. Thank you for making a good Wolf joke for once.
41. GN'R fan on July 10th, 2008 1:58 pm
    

    The wolf jokes are already way too old and overused, it’s not even funny.
42. Red on July 10th, 2008 2:14 pm
    

    Stache!
43. zinraidragon on July 10th, 2008 2:28 pm
    

    Yay the wolf joke cold streak is dead! 5/5!
44. Wolf Hater on July 10th, 2008 2:54 pm
    

    Hey everybody, guess what? I FAIL!
45. GN'R fan on July 10th, 2008 4:49 pm
    

    I take that back. Wolf jokes are just plain funny and awesome.
46. Koth on July 10th, 2008 7:34 pm
    

    Woo! A good Wolf joke! THANK YOU DEEP PURPLE.
47. ManiacalZManiac on July 10th, 2008 8:52 pm
    

    And There Is STILL Not A “SatrWolf” Section…
48. ManiacalZManiac on July 10th, 2008 8:52 pm
    

    Meant “Starwolf”
49. Deep Purple on July 10th, 2008 9:12 pm
    

    @Koth: No problem. Expect another soon.
50. Twentay on July 11th, 2008 12:35 am
    

    That was actually worth a few chuckles!
    The main cap and the alt
    though I prefer the alt more

    I, for one, do not mind Wolf Jokes. I only hate them when they are bad, as most are.
51. GN'R fan, the real one on July 11th, 2008 5:25 am
    

    You fail, stealing names and talk behind them is lame.
52. Archwright on July 11th, 2008 11:26 am
    

    I don’t know… the quote seems counter to the way Mage is supposed to work. Then again, only the power of Wolf may be able to stop reality from lashing out at all those Magi makin’ teh portals all over the place.
53. Deep Purple on July 11th, 2008 4:55 pm
    

    But what if Wolf is a time paradox duplicate? The he’s doomed.
54. Dan on July 11th, 2008 7:40 pm
    

    @Archwight - StarWolf is clearly a Marauder.
55. Taurus on July 12th, 2008 4:35 am
    

    Just combine the captions: Ceiling Wolf can’t let you masturbate that.
56. Rayza B on July 12th, 2008 7:11 pm
    

    THATS NOT CREEPY! =D
57. LT on July 16th, 2008 12:00 pm
    

    Holy crap! Taurus, FTW!
58. Exploderizer on August 13th, 2008 9:49 pm
    

    meh,it’s funny but taurus’s alt cap is way better
59. Corenator on August 13th, 2008 11:10 pm
    

    Wolf: Can’t let you-
    CFx2: FALCON…
    Wolf: OH SHI-
    CFx2: PUUUUUUNCH!!!
    *Division by 0*

    Now THAT is a paradox!
60. LOLCAKES on August 23rd, 2008 8:57 pm
    

    cealing wolf is watching u masterbate totally
    the actuall caption blows

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