LOST: Assistant editor of Halolz. Has not been seen for several weeks. Answers to the name “Mike.”
If found contact Shawn, he is very worried!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 30, 2008 · 10:13 PM |
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Oh Noes! I will not stop barrel rolling until he is found!
@ Ham Sandwich
The hell you will! This is a job for a robot. If anyone's gonna replace him, it'll be me.
o.O
What color is his coat?
Has he had his shots?
…seriously?
lulz… Ass-istant managers… xD
Halolz needs more staff. Also, a forum!
Perhaps teh governments has him…
If he is not found I will gladly take his place with all my ham sandwich-ry.
Hey, man.. you need more editors, I’d be happier than a clam to help.
This is clearly a job for someone who is not a ham sandwich.
No i eats wild ham sammich and robot=dead i shall phail now…
Without him present…. by tomorrow morning, there will be 20x more Wolf jokes!
God help us all…….
Someone call?
He’s probably playing dead MMOs or RPGs and no one and nothing are there to help him so I’d say you’ll either see him back in 1-3 months or he’ll be floating down a river on top of a stack of flowers in a good 6 months. :P
I was wondering why he hasn’t posted any pics in a while.
@Paulrus
We can only hope…
I’m still alive.
I found him, he’s chillaxin with Ling Ling
i bet he was busy playing reality
The patriots are behind this!!!
@ Michael Moore
How do we know its the real you? Eh?
Back in the days of “Its a trap” many people posed being Shawn Handyside. Including me. SHAWN DON’T TAKE HIM BACK HE IS A CLONE.
And believe him that he’s still alive.
He’s doing science and he’s still alive.
He feels fantastic and he’s still alive.
And while you’re dying he’ll be still alive.
And when you’re dead he will be still alive.
Still alive.
Still alive.
(I just beat this game. It brings me to tears.)
Is there a bounty on his head? It’s the only way I’ll start searching.
LANDMASTER!
he will now either be saved, killed, or ROFL
IT’S A TRAP!
Um, well
I may have eaten him…
I’ll join the hunt, but I will take no responsibility for the state you may receive him in. Just a forewarning.
Stop searching!
i found you micheal moore, but i eatd him.
Told you I’d find him. He is a bit digested, though. Wheres my money?