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Also we’re doing Star Wolf Wednesday’s now! :P
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I adore Wolf submissions, but really Gray Fox aint doing shit here. Have a reason to tell him no… or be witty and have "do that" switch with something such as the original with starbucks where they had "brew that". However I am glad there is a day for wolf. And cause I know you have a lot stockpiled could you post maybe more than just one, same with movie monday.
Now I am just whining.
STOP ACCEPTING THESE! Or at least give Wolf his own category.
i only partily get this, but i do get other fox jokes, apparently, even though the only starfox game i played was lylat wars :/
we need falcon fridays
*bangs forehead*
this might be the worst one yet… there was nothing that made this one stand out. maybe something involving -gray- fox and wolf in brawl, but this is just so wrong!
Yay! They Took My Suggestion On The last Wolf Submission. StarWolf Wednesdays!
Someone put a hit on ManiacalZManiac’s computer.
Right now.
‘Cause nobody saw this coming from 200 billion lightyears away.
@Lekonua
You saw this coming 200 billion lightyears away, and you didn’t work to stop it? You fool, you’ve doomed us all! DOOMED! DOOMED! DAMN YOU! DAMNED DIRTY APES! DAMN YOU ALL TO H…
That just went a weird place.
oh come on, there havent been any wolf pics in a few weeks, you all need to chill
@Blasthelmet
I WILL NOT CHILL.
YOU CHILL.
hell yeah! wolf wednesday!!!
though i don’t get this one. what is grey fox doing that starwolf must keep him from?
Figures Grey Fox would get into a StarFox joke before SSB.
HANDYSIIIIIIDE!!!
I seriously need to start punishing you for this. Here’s the deal, for every Wolf Joke that gets put on this site, I send you 20 of the shittiest/most horrific things I can think of. Actually, for each Wolf Joke that gets put up here, I’ll increase the number of pictures I send in. So the next “Retard Wednesday” that happens 20, the one after that 40, then 60, then 80. And no, it won’t be all on one email. You will get an expotentially increasing number of emails. So the choice is yours Mr. Handyside, stop pissing me and the masses off or I start organizing “Send Shawn Shit Days.”
Alliteration Kids! That’s the key to advertising!
When is the Star Wolf categorie coming along?
Hey, C’mon now. Pissing you off? Then ignore it. I’m sure lots of other people enjoy it. Hell, if you’re going to start sending shit to Shawn, he might as well close the site.
This facepalm hurts so much
i enjoy literary puns, and star wolf is full of em.
HOOORJAY FOR STAR WOLF WEDNESDAYS!!
I thought of this a while back but I was too lazy to implement it. Good job.
To all the haters: Quit whining. Please.
Don’t get too cocky, Grey Fox.
Please stop the wolf jokes! *crys*
Let’s continue to do that wolf wednesday! this one is…….so-so, and I look forward to wolf wednesday!
Hey Neon Genesis Evangelion, I love this site. When I love a site I am devoted to it being the best it can be. The fact that not only is Handyside infuriating members of the site, the jokes just aren’t that good anymore. Halolz.com deserves better than Mediocre Overly Long Running Joke Wednesdays. So I feel it necessary to take action and since Handyside and I have agreed to be frenemies (enemies you can still coexist with) I am not afraid to go too far to make my point.
Also, when was the last time we had Halo pics and vids? I’m not saying I really care where my lolz come from but the site is Halolz. What happened to that?
*FaceDesK*
someone kill anyone who puts these horrid stale jokes
that is fail!!!
the only thing that can stop grey wolf is a metel gear!!
1/5
grey fox*
my bad
Ok… I have to admit that I’m annoyed by the people that have been so furiously against the star wolf pics. But it’s reached the point that I’m starting to find it annoying. And not because of it being the same joke over and over… because it’s the same joke being done badly over and over. Some of them are funny, very funny even, but too many seem to be just not worth posting.
*shrugs* I could rant more, but no one wants to read long posts, and I already post too much…
AWESOME! We needed another Wolf Joke. Yay for Wolf Joke Wednesdays. It will be the best day ever!
i see so much hate of these jokes yet somehow, it still has 3 and 1/2 stars
irony thy name is halolz
At least the font is in metal gear font.
Stale joke, but I love anything metal gear.
I’m now officially giving all wolf jokes 5/5, not because I think they deserve it (even though I didn’t have any problems with this one) but because I feel that every time I do I’m driving a lot of people whom I’ll never meet absolutely crazy.
Hey. Guys. Something you should realise. If we get through the bad ones, we’ll get to the good ones. People will stop making the same jokes over and over and sending them to Shawn. That means there’ll be more good ones for him to see in the inbox, meaning we get better entertainment.
All in all, stop whining and bear with us.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT
ME NEITHER!
Oh and BTW
Draco is right and its all Shawn’s fault! >:(
(sry 4 teh duble post)
Next time on Wolf Wednesday,
Can’t let you use those block blocks! (paper Mario) or,
Can’t let you eat those Pop Rox! or even,
Can’t let you fix that Paradox!
why are people always winey about “wii ned mor halo picz!!!!!” if my literary skills serve me right the top of the site reads as followed: “Halolz, your premiere source for humorous video game captions!”
amiright?
YES. Wolf Joke Wednesdays.
Cry more, haters.
@Bulletproof Moon
yes, yes you are.
Wolf jokes:3/5
My generic gradings.
@Miketuu
I hope you realize what you’re doing, giving Wolf jokesters ideas… Some people might not appreciate it…
Hater # 76858623567 reporting. Wolf jokes need to die.
And their creators need to get hit with a ball made of solid steel going at 88 MPH. In the teeth.
88 MILES PER HOUR!
Yay Grey Fox, but why the lame pic OF Grey Fox? Go screenshot a better pic, then submit it. And now for 88 mph reference.
You have to come with me!
Where?
Back to the future!
Why?
There’s a problem with your wolf jokes Marty! They suck!
YAY for WEDNESDAYS
sucky pic though….
I have no problem with wolf jokes. Some are funny even. I don’t get why everyone is hating it. But anyways, I think this particular one just plain sucked. There’s no creativity in it aside from the rhyme scheme. And Grey Fox ain’t even doing anything. Why does he need to be stopped?
by: Zeroshimako
“I WILL NOT CHILL.
YOU CHILL”
My response:
FARUKON…PUUUNCH!!
Hey, I got a plan. How's about you just ignore them.
What, no Oblivion joke? Imperial Guard and the Gray Fox, anyone?