Big deal. My penis knows STRING SHOT! >____<
Submitted by Glauco Trindade
HARDEN
Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 6, 2008 · 10:53 AM
(287 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Cock Joke, Ding! Level Up, Gameboy, Motivational, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokemans, Special Attacks
Adult Situations, Cock Joke, Ding! Level Up, Gameboy, Motivational, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokemans, Special Attacks
I was ashamed of myself to give this 5 stars. :P
Nice :D
Lol nice job, very original, very funny, very… disturbing? good call
5/5
Oh god. Bad, thats bad. 5/5
i had a penis that knew tackle in blue version, i think it was a glitch.
Oh god, now comes the new thing of having pokemon with bad names learning equally awful moves. lol, let the good times roll.
Wow, my friend did this before…i never thought it would be a motivational poster.
lol, win
oh lord harden and string shot XD
Heh…I have a pic similar to this on my Photobucket.
This is good…but I think it’d have been fine on its own, without the demotivator.
Wow, this is old. I actually have this pic, except it was capped on Pokemon Red/Blue.
Old.
LOL!
ROFL! Great comeback after the last crap submission. 5/5
I liked the timing of the undercaption.
This joke is more than a year old. 0/5. The only thing that made me laugh was the comment under it saying Shawn’s penis knows string shot.
Is the motivational text really necessary?
Oh yeah? Mine can SUBSTITUTE. *becomes a banana*
PENIS used HARDEN!
But it failed.
TRAINER used VIAGRA!
It’s Super Effective!
Unnecessary motivational poster border is unnecessary
This one rocks.
Today, you become a man.
It would’ve been better without the motivational border. To me the screen shot was enough. I’ve always found Metapod disturbing, a phallic pokemon with a Harden attack, and it certainly doesn’t help when it shoots String Shot. I mean, how can this have been an accident?
@ Dan lol i never thought of it that way. You have a dirty mind :D
O.0
ITS SO TRUE! XD
FUCK YOU, this is old 4chan material, just reformed a little, but same idea.
@Nixorbo
Looks like hes from the Association of Redundant Speakers Association.
What about that Jesus gecko pic from a while back. ^_^
151 or bust… Freakin’ Pokenewbs…
This is one move you don’t want to forget at higher levels.
Haha, That Is Win.
O_o
I always thought a Seviper or other snake pokemon would fit better *Penis used Constrict*
Nah. -_-;
5/5
this is one of the most beautiful things Ive ever seen… hell If I see this again in two years or so, Im gonna laugh at it then too! 5/5
Cockjokewhut?
……………..
*PENIS uses Minimize!*
Old AND horribly unfunny. FTL!
QUICK ATTACK!
XD OH MY GOD!!!
LMAO
I’m just laughing so damn hard!
Learned harden, knows stringshot and uses minimize XD
@Proto:
Don’t forget about protect! Or safeguard! You never know when you need it!
*wheeze* Can’t-*cough* breath! Laughing *gasp* killing *choke* self! 5 stars all the way!
1…2…3..poof!
Penis has forgotten harden,
Penis has learned WITHDRAW!
LMFAO!
The pic was funny all by itself… but then technoskull came along and made it the funniest sh!t EVER! Fallen 8/5
hilarious
Penis cannot have more than four moves. Delete one to make room.
Stringshot
Fap
Quick Attack
>Withdraw
@Shawn Handyside
You knowing stringshot has caused a lot of pain for us. (”its a trap” ring any bells)
The double meaning comments that this submission has made might be better than the submission itself
o____________________O
It’s so terrible… but so funny… why can’t I stop laughing?
@ Valdis M.
How about:
Adverse
Redundant
Speakers
Enterprises
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:D
Adverse
Redundant
Speakers
Enterprises
Just wait till it learns Stun Spore. =O
SOLAR BEEEEAM!!! Omg, Awkward…
Meh. I learned harden way ago…
mine knows roll out… *pedophile smile*….
hey look at it this way when poor penis evolves he’ll be a fuckin butterfly and know whrlwind and poison sting that’s a terrable image
i used my penis a lot. and now its butterfree!
Looking back now, I realize that I am regretting I made that last comment.
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Someone tell me why I act like such a n00b most of the time.
For those penises that have trouble learning harden please remember the aid skill viagra will come in handy
Penis has gained a level, Penis wants to learn harden, but it already knows 4 moves, which move should be forgetten?
STRING SHOT - TACKLE
TAIL WHIP (ew) - Growl (how the…?)
Before Gold and Silver when Pokemon was actually COOL, MAN!!!1, it gave you 7 digits for your name. At one point in the intro Prof. Oak would say you name and nothing else.
“Dimmie!!” etc.
My friends and I did a few good ones: Fuck Me, Blow Me, etc. etc.
Anyway, that made me think of this.
oh ja mine knows solar beam =P
@GermaineTrain
WTF,that was completetly off topic,but good use of that comment.
For anyone,who didn’t get that,the explenation is a biot complicated but here it is:It seems Shawn had a baby(no he did not give birth to it).apparently there was a”drought”in Halolz,and many comments were posted on the picture”It’s A trap!” it’s broken records,and a montage vid was made for the “animated suspension” of Halolz.
Penis learned Bullet Seed!
*retracting previous posting*
Penis learned Secret Power!
LOL XD! Funny but you should have used Kakuna instead of Metapod because kakuna looks like a penis. Move Set: Harden, String Shot, Explosion, and Rest
this made me hard!!!!!!!!11