It really… really is. And now I’m a little depressed!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 30, 2008 · 6:10 PM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
Got that right.
The look on his face is priceless. 5/5
Me: O_O true, this picture just won the interwebz
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moron lvl up: now you can get a life
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I wonder what his screensaver is…
Picture taken directly from 4chan, what a surprise.
I find this really funny… Yet really scary.
Also: You can only get one account, and when you get hacked, well, you die?
yes….4chan…good going
/v/ is my homeboy before you ask
He’s using Windows.
hey what do you mean?
the graphics are fucking awesome!!!!!!!111one
fucking kicks crysis’s ass with room to spare to rape Far cry 2 in the process, and reality is the onyl game that comes preloaded with every single game in existence, course I don’t like the health system, you actually have to die……..
For some reason that game gives me too much lag…
Frikin Deth2Gerbilz Stretched The Screen Four Times It’s Usual Width.
Who gives a crap about the graphics? Do you have any idea how hard the item acquisition is in this game? You have to get a job to get money, and you have to buy items, can’t just pick them up from where they lay. And even acquiring a weapon can take a while, and you can’t use this weapon unless you want everyone to get hostile. There is no save point anywhere! So fuck those graphics, I need a damn save point!
Why do you think they made video games anyway. BECAUSE REALITY SUCKS!!
5/5
reality=game.
worst game evah.
You cant use spells in real life either, and if you try people look at you like you escaped the nice, soft, white, padded room where you wear your comfy jacket and cool helmet.
In Oblivion:
Paralyze for 10 secs on target+
Fire dmg 100pts for 5 secs on target+
Frost Dmg 100pts for 5 secs on target+
Shock dmg 100pts for 5 secs on target+
Absorb health 75pts in 50ft for 5 secs on target=
Instant kill
In reality:
Paralyze for 10 secs on target+
Fire dmg 100pts for 5 secs on target+
Frost Dmg 100pts for 5 secs on target+
Shock dmg 100pts for 5 secs on target+
Absorb health 75pts in 50ft for 5 secs on target=
Getting that look from everyone in a 50ft radius
Look at the textures and polygons. They’re so REAL. And it has the best interface evar. Oh and Hot Coffee mod ftw
Not quite as hard as I Want To Be The Guy though.
speaking of textures… what game beats actual female humans? i cant think of any… porn games are teh suck
Seriously… worst game ever…
I needz me some hax.
I like the Hot Coffee cheat.. it’s hard to execute though.
The graphics were amazing, but I found the controls to be a bit unresponsive at times…
@Jax
LOL
How does he watch his pr0n?
@Hagaren
Telescope
On windows? What is he’s on MAC? lol
: hello?
: hey, want to run IM tonite? kyle and sean said the would…
so long as you got enough golds for both of our epic food
damn, john, you still owe me for the last run we did
w/e, lets go, what time?
we leave at 6:50 sv time, k?
k…cya>
damn, not all of it fit, it was so epic, too :(((((((
You sir are a waste of time and failure of everthing else
And you spelt viewer wrong dumbass
Wow Gehraz, that seemed to come out of nowhere…
Yeah, its a tough game. Long grind, but you get a mount (I would recommend the hybrid or motorcycle) fairly early. However, many of the players can be rude and unhelpful…
now how do you get your breathing skill up? Mine is kind:AUF (& *collapsed on keyboard*
Power-leveling in this game sucks as well. I started farming monsters, but it didn’t respawn…
Same goes with my friend when we did some PvP…
Does this support DirectX 10?
What if he deletes his system 32. o.o
Lol @ Jax. Classsic.
This is such a great picture. Everything about it is made of win and epic.
DING!!!!! age………..errr…….LVL 21!!!! I can now buy booze! now it’s time to put my mercantile skill to some good use!
(no joke ^_^)
LOL, the comments are better the pic! I give a 5! :D
That’s why they created games…
Yeah, but i heard that there’s no spawn points in RL, WTF?! And i can’t buy any good weapons, and does anyone know where to buy some health potions? I just ran out
I know how you feel alphalance, I’m still wearing cloth armor from the wal-mart men’s department…..waiting to unlock heavy armor…..and the health system is to complicated, I got hurt so I tried eating A LOT of food to restore my HP but I just got sick and my hp remained the same, WTF??????? food always restores HP! I need to find a strategy guide >_<
Hah, you guys think you’re having a hard time? My stats suck, especially strength, defense, and cooking. Geez. But if you’re low on HP, try taking a rest – you never have to wander aimlessly around town until you find an inn. Time seems to go too fast, though, does anyone know a hack to make it slow down? Either that or an ocarina would work too, I guess…
It needs a f*cking manual!
It’s a fine picture.
Guys! I found out how to get leather armor! You have to go to a store with ‘XXX’ on the label! The armor looks weird though, i mean, you have to buy one for each FINGER!! I mean what the hell? There was also pink furry female armor, but i didn’t ask about its stats.
I think i’ll just stick with my cloth armor from Levis…
Not only is most of the AI horrible, it’s inconsistant with it’s horribleness, with random NPCs being incredibly smarter than others. Character customization is far too limited.
Man, I can’t stop laughing when I read all these comments.
Also, I realize that all video games are acctually minigames in this “game”.
I’m going to the area “Shopping Mall” to buy some minigames with my gold, and maybe party with some new players. I might regain my health by eating at McDonalds even though that stuff has +5 Fat, but it makes up for +100 food. Its also easy on the gold. I hear there are some new good armor at Scheel’s Sport Center.
I don’t like the idea as “Age = Level”.
@Kuromatsu
“I don’t like the idea as “Age = Level”.”
I know! Just as you level up enough to us all the awesome items, you die D:
Yell “UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A!” before you join the Army. That storyline’s got some hard ass quests and the extra lives help.
now, Gehraz, am i sorry if i appear as retarded, i just thought of making a funny caption, so, sorry for being retarded on the internet…..*cough* anyone else notice the sarcasm in this sentence?
no offense, Gehraz, i do respect your opinion, i just hate being insulted, i honestly never expected a response or to be noticed, let alone insulted.
I remember when someome casted a “Restraining order” upon me…
*flies through the air* Yo, guys, I found a hack!
*gets blown up by the military*
Frickin admins found out I was hacking! ftw?! Wheres the respawn point?! Screw this, I’m finding a graveyard and a spirit healer.
Heh heh!
I suck at this game.
I killed the boss of the first level. Cops hit me with some debuff called felony. Lock on my cell door is a hard lock and I haven’t even learned lockpicking.
i dont know what you guys are complaining about but all i know is im gonna go spawn kill some noobs….
later
Hey, do any of you guys (and girls) know where you go to log off?
I forgot where, and I really need a break from Real Life
I heard it gets better in 2.1
At this point, we’ve reached what I will dub the Halolz Plateau.
Any comments trying to make jokes about real life will reflect how sad that same thing is for you. :(
@killercartoonsJune
Baby Killer D:
I’ll pass on pvp thank you
I agree with Spiral Cocktail, life needs save points. We’d have a lot less crime, probably.
Oh, and about equipment… he he. I got a class ring that gives me +50 awesome and a +3 Charisma bonus. I also have a Jack Skellington armband that gives me another +3 charisma and a +80 bonus to Performance. Ha ha!
Don’t worry. The game gets better when you acquire Spiral Energy!
…
:(
to resume:
the worst game ever, people (us) has been searching cheats for it and never got on something, you get pwned in every PvP you get, leveling up is like… a normal MMO multiplied by 100 (you spend years and years to level up)
So… i want to uninstall it but… I CANT FIND THE add and delete programs icon to do it!!!!!!….
help (sob)…
Pffffttt, what are you people complaining about? the graphics are better than those in Crysis and the worldmap is bigger than Liberty City and Oblivion.
true…..but I STILL haven’t found a one single cave with monsters and goodies yet…….
This game scares me too much ; – ; …
@ Jax
Hmmm, at least you can do something about the Blue screen of death game, but thisis ridiculous
I would rather play NS then RL, because the plot is better… and Chuck Norris wouldn’t pwn us every second of every day…
well if the idea of reincarnation is correct then there are more than i life its just that the data gets erased before you respawn
spawn camping would be standing in the delivery room waiting for people to respawn then killing them
not to mention, the security sucks. Every night I log off, someone manages to install a keylogger… for some reason the game allows multiple people to log on as yourself… Just ask the credit card instances…
hey umm since fallout 3 you start out as a child and GTA4 is real if those two games combined
A MIRRIOR OF REALITY
Imagine how good it would be if he was running it on a Mac running Boot Camp running Windows! It would go so fast and there would be like, zero lag!
A man can dream, can’t he?
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HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
I lost my CD-Key can someone give me one?
Also,
This game seriously sucks, once you die there is no respawn.
They come up with Action Replay, or Gameshark for this yet? I swear to god that this has background music, but when i tell other people this, they just look at me funny, then walk away quickly. What sucks is all the NPCs are incredibly weak. You can kill them with just a few hits from a baseball bat, and they give very little EXP. Imagine this in HD! The graphics would skyrocket. Only problem is the extremely low replay value…Ok i’m out, this is my favorite pic on Halolz tho, the dude on there looks almost EXACTLY like my friend, and i could totally imagine him doing that.
THATS IT! im never playing this game again!
He’s in ur dimenshen, watchin u live
I tried casting the buff “intelligence” on a friend.
She slapped me and left before the casting was completed, muttering something like thinking about going out somewhere.
Switch to hard mode by adding the high powered sniper rifle powerup.
FTW?
found a way to spawn camp without the jail time. you have to become a doctor and work at a place called an abortion clinic. i takes years (literally) to get there but i hear the gold is good…
photoshopped
I could see him poking a man with the cursor.
*ploink* *ploink* *ploink*
…You all fail.
The load screens (mostly just a slow blackout video effect) take FOREVER – seriously, I’ve seen them take almost twelve hours – and the damned program then loads the SAME FRIGGIN’ LEVEL!
like the sims but when you pass out you wake up in a tub of ice missing a kidney or in the hospital with a 100,000++++++ hospital bill
@kingpin
get over it?
I admit that I’m a n00b at this game, but seriously, stop spawn camping! other people want to play too, so I’m gonna overthrow the guild! Anyone with me?
*escape>options>cheats>*
invicibility
on
infinite lives
on
all weapons
on
infinite ammo
on
devlish good looks
ON
or…
*alt-f4*
are you sure you want to commit suicide?
yes-no
Man, I wish I could get that “Summon Trogdor” spell. Then maybe I could maybe actually win something :(
he would burninate you anyway. theres no stopping trogdor. sorry.
OH NOES, lvl 40 rare spawn. I think its called Chuck Norris, hopefully it wont kick my ass. HOLY FUCK RUNNNNN!N!!N!N!N!N!N!!!!!!!1111one!!!!11two
*joester logs out*
Anyone know how to uninstall this game? I can’t figure out how?
Its only bad cuz he is using Windows. he should try using Linux
I beat it the other day. The end guy is hard
MAN I THINK IM GLITCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF IM IN A HOLE!!!!!
IS THIS THE FUCKING LAST LEVEL?
. . .more importantly. . .
What the fuck does he need a headset for?! O_o
to chat with his pr0ns. duh.
I enjoyed the posts more then the picture itself(which was great)
To add:
I heard there was no such thing as death in this game. All you have to do is be aligned with the right religion and complete the faction quests…takes a while.(Religious fanatics get a +5 bonus)
I heard about a pvp that happened recently…2 players ganged up on a noob, then stole the account info and gold.later they purchased rare items with the account.
The only good thing about this game is that it never lags
not true they call it a seizure in RL
Alternate caption:
WINDOWS – YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!
I love how someone stole my name and posted on this…
ZETSUBO SHITA!
HADOKEN!
It’s not working…
last time i died i respawned in a hospital as a lvl 1 human with amnesia and no stats… =( and some desperate looking woman claiming to be my deity o.O
@KBman
You can log off, it’s called a gun. :D
reality: what people play video games to get away from
true dat
I heard that you could download hacks somewhere, but a friend said that after a few hours your stats begin to fall.
Also, the PvP in that game is kind of cheap. One time I got in a fight and I got pushed over, And the damn game wouldn’t let me get up.
i dunno, the graphics are the best, maybe your just boring.
Okey thats me lads =) I have seen this version of the picture before, great to see that is high ranked :D Cheers from sweden =) //IDX from undergroundradio.se
Confirmed IDX is the guy in the pic :D
Great shit , Get pissed more , Get hammered , while ur at it Look out of the window !! :P
Whenever I play this and I’m using my mount with tons of other mounts around we seem to lag really hard. I think they even have a name for it.
Also pretty much anyone with a weapon can one-shot you, it really sucks.
It’s way too hard to find porn here I mean really I can’t bookmark any free porn sites I actually have to pay for them and go to them instead of them coming to me, LAME
where’s my cursor!
hey im still playing before life. im still thinking of buying real life but i wanna try it out first. does someone have a toorent or a demo i could download? and i heard a rumor about the sequel to real life, there calling it afterlife. has anyone got any info?
hiihihi..la realtà come gioco finale!!!
Wow. You all have no life…..not that that’s a bad thing or anything.
reality – it also costs too much and has no rules!
@wildcard: Actually, reality has rules. They’re called “The law”. Break ‘em and you get v&.
OMG you guys!I just realized where you can get hax!
Just go to a bad part of town, preferably a secluded alleyway somewhere, and there’s bound to be a guy hacks under various nicknames like for example “weed”, “crack”, “coke”, “horse”, etc.
But don’t use them too much, you might crash :/
The Matrix has you…
THATS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BRO, anyone else notice that shit?
Well this one is just weird!
YAY! i just got married everyone!!!!!
***GAME OVER***
My copy has a storyline bursting with drama!
Proof that graphics don’t make a game. The physics engine may be top-notch too, but where’s the save system? This is 2008, people. :/
quick D-boy reset the game!!!!!
God damn it, My account was removed, and I JUST reached Year 99!
Also, the job change NPCs are total asses!
I sux at reality, I can’t get pass the get a job level
OMFG I JUST GOT MY ACCOUNT HACKED, WHEN DID I HAVE 500 DEAD GUYS IN MY HOUSE
this game takes to damn long
When did my copy have this game in it?
I play Reality while playing reality.
I just pre-ordered it.
This game sucks.
The College bonus level is insanely hard. They make you learn spells I never even knew existed, and all to find out I can’t use them until level 21 or higher.
And I’m only level 16!
DAMMIT! I keep trying to ctrl+z when I try to outperform my speechcraft, but it won’t work!
My account got deleted when some bastard shot me in the head!!!>_<
I hate how the fears in this game don’t make you run away like in Neverwinter. It just makes you freeze and cry. Also, the Hot Coffee mod isn’t working for me…
I heard rumors that the NYC stage has several people walking around that can activate it, but they also gives you viruses.
No thank you. I’m now gonna attempt to use the mod with my ‘girlfriend.’
BTW, MOST INDEPTH GAME EVER
5/5 epic win.
Don’t try using Vista, though. You suffer from seizures.
WTF is this bullcrap! My friend, a lvl 23 accountant asked me if i wanted to try some “h4x”. he said theyll make me suoer -powered so i tried and the next thing i know i find myself in a place one of the guys called “jhaile” or something. i tired sheeping the guard but all he used icy stare 1st when my mage lvl is higher than his! wtf!
Oh gawd, that guy looks so much like my big brother that it’s scary. *and he has the same set of headphones* oO
Well for now I am not very far in the game, in two years I’ll get to the job level. I dunno, I think the game is really easy, and with the NPC living in my house it’s hilarous!
But I do agree many NPC suck….=_=
My only weapons are pencils, erasers and paper. Meh.
If only you can refund it-_-
I’m gonna go wear a headset and stare out a window. See ya.
At least there’s loads of minigames to keep you occupied… I mean, I don’t think anyone’s ever done EVERY single one. It’s near impossible to beat the game 100%. Which sucks.
What ESRB rating did this game get again?
Also, that game is awful, evreything is needlessley overcomplicated, and the community is just awful. I don’t understand why evreyone’s playing it, stop playing and get a life.
I think it has DX300 graphics :D .
Which class is over-powered in this game?
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My good sir, you deserve this, *hands a medal and the deed to the internet*
I tried getting that achievement from Fable II where you hadda do something innappropriate naked?
Yeah, I'm on the next episode of Cops.
Great Pic!
It's rare to occur, but the cyber sex, however, is very good.
It may be the worst game ever but with the best realistic graphics the world has ever seen in a game. btw. i got a new shirt in that game and a Dr. Pepper(Full Can).
I can't sell this game anywhere. Noones taking it, and it's the only one I have for my PC right now. The first parts were okay, but at the same time your stats were pretty low at that point. Now it just sucks, even with the higher stats and extra equipment I've found, it's become tedious and difficult. But, meh, it's the only game I've got right now. I hear it's sequel will be much better, assuming they don't cancel it. There's a possibility it may not ever be released.
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How would that work?
Spawn point: Local Hospital Delivery Room.
Weapon of choice?
XP? Drops?
First of all, you wouldn't be able to get by the front door with your weapon, depending on what it is… Daggers only do 1D2-1D4 damage, depending on several things… Then the whole structure becomes a dungeon, and the security guards hostile NPCs. They may be tough as nails, but they have some pretty good drops I hear… But what about a Boss Fight at the end of the string? Perhaps it's the Lunch Lady in the Cafeteria for low levels… And maybe an Army veteran returning from an injury… only loot from him though, might be his "Bullet-proof Armor" giving a 95% immunity to bullets, but only taking 3-4 force damage… better than your "Made in Taiwan" cloth armor…
Oh well… one needs to write up a manual…
That's because the fucking scientists killed them all for experiments… that and it's Basement Cat's fault…
I can has a ROFLcopter that goes SOI SOI SOI SOI? that's funny.
Well, this submission is over 70 weeks old. That's more than a YEAR people! However, I think it demands attention outside this blogsite, and even be a IRL motivational poster. I would pin this up on my wall if I could. Let's just face these facts…
1. There's no instruction manual
2. Armor is hard as hell to come by
3. Game economy sucks
4. The first 18 levels are the easiest, TRUST ME!
5. He's OBVIOUSLY using Windows
6. The last level is the smallest
7. There may or may not be a sequel
8. HP system is squirrely… Throwing dice does not help, EVEN if it lands on a 20.
9. Spawn Camping is considered a crime.
10. PVP is rarely used, unless closely monitored…
11. There is only ONE account per person, regardless… apparently there's some Mod named GOD who overlooks this whole thing… and The Almighty Falcon enforces it.
12. By the time you realize what you could have done, it's too late…
13. It needs some save points…
14. Everything is very realistic (ba-dum-tis)
Other than that, not much else to say until some tool makes a complete walkthrough for this game…