Jacob Allen testing the theory that you don’t need the armor in Halo, because no one will shoot at a naked guy.

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Posted by Michael Moore on May 26, 2008 · 9:58 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (161 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, Bad Ideas, Bungie, Fashion Faux Pas, Halo, Microsoft, Xbox 360

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40 Responses to “BRB, STREAKING”

  1. Leo_Sernado on May 26th, 2008 10:51 am

    Just…Whoa ._.

  2. ConkerBirdy on May 26th, 2008 11:09 am


    (i rly want to noe how to do that weird eyes symbol lol)

  3. Personae Non Gratae on May 26th, 2008 11:29 am

    @_@ Awesome!

  4. Alphalance on May 26th, 2008 11:30 am

    Makes the Spartan armor look like its attached to a spandex suit, funny ^_^

  5. FluX on May 26th, 2008 11:38 am

    First time I’ve lol’d in a while. GOOD JORB! ^w^

  6. ConkerBirdy on May 26th, 2008 11:39 am

    no dude, no…

  7. burnoutspartan on May 26th, 2008 12:41 pm


  8. Lekonua on May 26th, 2008 1:22 pm

    I’m almost afraid to ask how this happened…

  9. Chunkey on May 26th, 2008 1:31 pm

    To think…somewhere in Standoff, there is the OTHER naked bungie official…

  10. MushroomBoy on May 26th, 2008 1:44 pm

    i lol’d. someone try to tackle him~!

  11. Pauld'Arbonne on May 26th, 2008 1:54 pm

    Haha! Now that’s hawt!

  12. SonicXV on May 26th, 2008 2:46 pm

    he must be in that hog on the hill :U!

  13. smashpro1 on May 26th, 2008 3:20 pm

    WE’RE GOING STREAKING!!!! We’re going through the quad, into the gymnasium

  14. lolguy on May 26th, 2008 3:37 pm

    o.o lets see the spartan who did this….

  15. Ryumaru on May 26th, 2008 4:15 pm

    Hehe… kinda reminds me of Order of the Stick…
    “The less you wear, the less visible you are…”

  16. CaptainBaconMan on May 26th, 2008 4:39 pm

    Hes rapinz meh!

  17. Bulletproof Moon on May 26th, 2008 5:41 pm

    @ smashpro1

    lol, I was just thinking of that!

    I want me two bowls of food to be my friend, I want to go dancing NAKED!

  18. Marth182 on May 26th, 2008 6:56 pm

    That is actually really convincing… 5/5

  19. Jake on May 26th, 2008 7:43 pm

    5/5 Great pic, great caption.

  20. Burnt Eyes on May 26th, 2008 8:51 pm

    I really wanna know, but I’m also kinda afraid to ask how…

  21. Red on May 26th, 2008 8:59 pm

    Considering how pale Master Chief is (I’m pretty sure the books mention this) maybe if he was naked he would literally blind his opponents on his unnaturally reflective torso.

  22. Trent on May 26th, 2008 9:06 pm


  23. Captain Random on May 26th, 2008 10:27 pm

    If someone else put it on do their shields double?

    @ Ryumaru
    “Wooooo! I’m Invisible!! You can’t see me!”

  24. Captain Random on May 26th, 2008 10:27 pm

    puts it on*

  25. Rayza B on May 26th, 2008 11:27 pm

    Oh hello sir. You seem to have lost you armor.

  26. sir1 on May 27th, 2008 3:11 am



  27. Ryumaru on May 27th, 2008 10:04 am

    @Captain Random
    Please cast Blindness on me!

  28. The Silent One on May 27th, 2008 10:28 am


    Bitch I’ll cast Bad Breath on your ass!

  29. Red on May 27th, 2008 3:34 pm

    Uhh I cast Detect Trap. I roll to see if I detect any traps. OMG! IT’S A TRAP! I send the wizard in first.

  30. POW3RUP on May 27th, 2008 3:37 pm

    Red makes more sense than this pic.

  31. Red on May 27th, 2008 3:40 pm

    I guess I really wouldn’t “Cast” Detect Trap, but whatever.

  32. dudemanawesome on May 27th, 2008 5:16 pm

    damn you michael moore!!!

  33. GermaineTrain on May 27th, 2008 6:34 pm

    why is this under bad ideas? this is totally a good idea.

  34. cipher on May 27th, 2008 8:48 pm

    Now a spartan in his Birthday Suit would look wierd, All the covenant would be like” WTF iz you doin?” and the spartan would say “Being non-conformist”

  35. Ryumaru on May 28th, 2008 9:54 am

    @The Silent One
    Oh Yeah? Evard’s Black Tentacles of Forced Intrusion!

  36. Valenti on May 29th, 2008 6:16 am

    Streakin’ followed by some teabaggin’. :p

  37. Acer013 on May 29th, 2008 10:33 pm

    Lol, epic.
    My joke(s) for this lul have been taken. lol

  38. Eight-Ball on May 31st, 2008 12:01 am

    @ Bulletproof Moon

    GIR:…And a table made of cheese, and a chair made of cheese.
    SANTA:Oh my gawd I can’t take it anymore!!
    ZIM:My little child luvs yooo and NOW GIR! Quickly! Before anyone notices! Back to the lab!!

    I always though it was bottle of glue, not bowls of food. Oh, well

  39. killercartoons on June 1st, 2008 1:40 am

    i can just see a team slayer, red team verse blue team going full force, when suddenly a player goes streaking across the battle field and everyone pauses and watches. then someone headshots him because his shield is down. maybe they all corpse hump him. maybe we never talk of it again.

  40. Da Noob on October 4th, 2008 10:53 am

    how to do the ultimate tea-bag in halo, 1)kill some one 2)take off armour 3)TEABAG!!!

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