Jack Thomson, Ace Attorney

Heh, if he were really an “ace attorney” this wouldn’t have happened!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 23, 2008 · 5:37 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (189 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)
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51 Responses to “Jack Thomson, Ace Attorney”

  1. Jake on May 23rd, 2008 5:48 pm

    FIRST COMMENT! Epic win btw. 4/5

  2. Jake on May 23rd, 2008 5:52 pm

    SECOND COMMENT! Shouldn’t it also be under the “Bad Ideas” and “GTA” categories?

  3. zehn333 on May 23rd, 2008 6:07 pm

    Poor Jack. I almost feel bad for him….oh wait. No I don’t.
    5/5

  4. Darthcthulhu on May 23rd, 2008 6:28 pm

    5/5.

    It’s Thompson, though. I’ve been bouncing that idea around in my head for a while, though.

  5. NovaMan XP on May 23rd, 2008 6:29 pm

    Thompson: OBJECTION! MARIO IS CLEARLY THE MOST VIOLENT GAME EVER!

    Judge: …Really? I see nothing wrong with the game. I’m sorry but I’m going to have to penalize you… with death.

  6. CaptainBaconMan on May 23rd, 2008 6:30 pm

    That man is the spawn of Satan.

  7. MushroomBoy on May 23rd, 2008 6:42 pm

    this SHOULD say, “overruled~!”

  8. david2222121 on May 23rd, 2008 6:48 pm

    Oh, the Irony! 5/5

  9. kurisu7885 on May 23rd, 2008 6:48 pm

    Hmm, the buttons would all be like “Lie” “insult the judge” “blame GTA” “sue the judge” “insult the plaintiff”

  10. Captain Obvious on May 23rd, 2008 6:58 pm

    They really should just mark out the “ace” part.
    Jack Thompson Ace Attorney!

  11. Captain Obvious on May 23rd, 2008 6:58 pm

    Aw? Can’t implant formatting, oh well

  12. Platinum on May 23rd, 2008 7:02 pm

    A disgrace of Phoenix Wright and Apollo Justice.

  13. Kevin J. on May 23rd, 2008 7:27 pm

    lol, now someone send this to him and see how he reacts :P

  14. The2NerdyOnes on May 23rd, 2008 8:05 pm

    Oh god
    5/5

  15. djs5590 on May 23rd, 2008 8:17 pm

    Disgrace Attorney more like
    4/5

  16. sam on May 23rd, 2008 8:50 pm

    we should all be glad we have this idiot campaigning against games. The gaming industry could be in trouble with a competent lawyer instead of Jack Thompson.

  17. LOL on May 23rd, 2008 9:03 pm

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  18. PoisonTaco on May 23rd, 2008 9:12 pm

    Jack Thompson, Fail Attorney!

  19. Admiral Ackbar on May 23rd, 2008 9:35 pm

    ITZ A TRAP!!

  20. Satir on May 23rd, 2008 9:45 pm

    This picture is so full of win!

  21. killercartoons on May 23rd, 2008 9:57 pm

    @Kevin J.
    yeah, he’d just get pissed and try to sue Phoenix Wright for all the super secret easter egg sex scenes and disturbing violent minigames in that game!
    since now every game has a hot coffee mod….
    <_<

  22. Setsuna Setsunai on May 23rd, 2008 10:47 pm

    Notice how he’s not wearing an attorney’s badge? Perhaps this is a sign of good things to come.

  23. smashpro1 on May 23rd, 2008 10:59 pm

    more like “ass attorney”

  24. Kevin J. on May 23rd, 2008 11:36 pm

    @killercartoons
    Of course every game has a hot coffee mod. If they didn’t that would make Jack Thompson a total douche bag.

  25. Masta D32 on May 23rd, 2008 11:52 pm

    Oh the irony is killing me!

  26. Boreas on May 24th, 2008 12:09 am

    Hahaha…

    I wish I could get six stars just by killing this guy… Of course, I would only get one star, but why not try anyway… :3

  27. Paulrus on May 24th, 2008 12:58 am

    I’ve seen the joke done, but the picture makes me forgive that. 4/5

  28. Zuthulu on May 24th, 2008 2:30 am
  29. Yamez on May 24th, 2008 3:37 am

    Sorry to tout my ignorance, but who is he?

  30. Raiden_Zer0 on May 24th, 2008 4:59 am

    super win :D

  31. FrEEz on May 24th, 2008 7:43 am

    @ poison taco yeah i was gonna say that .-.

    ‘OBJECTION! erm KIRBY IS THE MOST VIOLENT GAME EVER! I MEAN HE’S LIKE AN EVIL MONSTER! HE EATS LIVING THINGS WHILE THEY’RE ALIVE, SO THAT THEY FEEL THE PAIN!!!’
    ‘Really? I’m sorry, kirby is too cute, i think i will penalize you again, looks like you didn’t die properly last time’

    *phailpost phails* 5 stars ;D

  32. Chunky on May 24th, 2008 11:05 am

    I’d actually love to see him go a round with Wright. It could be the tutorial level or the first…seeing as it would be over before it began.

  33. killercartoons on May 24th, 2008 11:14 am

    @Kevin J.
    yeah he does, errr, would look like a douche. no does. plus i heard that the hot coffee mods for the wii games are still censored….
    @Zuthulu,
    nah, on the internet its called “sharing”

  34. smashpro1 on May 24th, 2008 11:47 am

    @Yamerz, I would refer you to our good friend, Wikipedia

  35. Rodrigo on May 24th, 2008 11:52 am

    Can I has Jack Thompson e-mail? I want to be “sued” by him, lol

  36. MasqueNoMercy on May 24th, 2008 1:27 pm

    very nicely done… we need more real lawyers that this can be done with

  37. Shew on May 24th, 2008 2:56 pm

    I loled.

  38. Kevin J. on May 24th, 2008 3:23 pm

    @Killercartoons
    Yeah, I also heard the one in tetris is pretty intense….

  39. Red on May 24th, 2008 4:04 pm

    Obviously every Legend of Zelda promotes shooting people in the face with arrows. And if that never crossed your mind at least once when talking to some villagers, you are seriously messed up. I think Wind Waker’s style just made it easier to hate some people.

  40. burnoutspartan on May 24th, 2008 7:57 pm

    He should be stuck to a tree and have every gamer throw his/her dead batteries at him. Homo…….

  41. SpiralCocktail on May 24th, 2008 10:43 pm

    @sam
    A competent lawyer wouldn’t campaign against games. If he was truly competent, he would know he couldn’t win.

  42. Evitron on May 25th, 2008 12:50 am

    Awesome.

  43. killercartoons on May 25th, 2008 5:19 pm

    @ Kevin J.
    Yeah, i heard some little kid saw it once, he was never the same….

  44. Ryumaru on May 25th, 2008 7:07 pm

    @Yamez
    Basically, he’s this lawyer who believes that video games are the cause of all the trouble in the world. I am sooooo freakin’ happy that he got a “guilty”. If you want to see how seriously people take him, go to fanboys-online.com and read the “Jacko and the Dungeon Masters” arc.
    Excuse my ignorance, but what’s a “hot coffee mod”? Or do I not want to know?

  45. The Silent One on May 25th, 2008 7:08 pm

    Jack Thomson’s trial = Failtacular. Sorry but he’s totally fucked on this one. His dumbass has made way too many enemies to get out of this without some kind of injury.

  46. The Silent One on May 25th, 2008 7:10 pm

    @Red

    Rofl.

  47. SpiralCocktail on May 26th, 2008 5:32 am

    @ryumaru
    Google it. Or wikipedia it. It’s a GTA mod that wasn’t that good and overhyped.

  48. enzan the ocelot on May 26th, 2008 2:32 pm

    jack thomson ass atorney

  49. kevin on June 16th, 2008 3:44 pm

    its fucking lolable

  50. viewer of no concern on June 16th, 2008 3:59 pm

    HOLD IT!

  51. Fenix on October 29th, 2008 10:59 pm

    EPIC FAIL

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