
Heh, if he were really an “ace attorney” this wouldn’t have happened!
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FIRST COMMENT! Epic win btw. 4/5
SECOND COMMENT! Shouldn’t it also be under the “Bad Ideas” and “GTA” categories?
Poor Jack. I almost feel bad for him….oh wait. No I don’t.
5/5
5/5.
It’s Thompson, though. I’ve been bouncing that idea around in my head for a while, though.
Thompson: OBJECTION! MARIO IS CLEARLY THE MOST VIOLENT GAME EVER!
Judge: …Really? I see nothing wrong with the game. I’m sorry but I’m going to have to penalize you… with death.
That man is the spawn of Satan.
this SHOULD say, “overruled~!”
Oh, the Irony! 5/5
Hmm, the buttons would all be like “Lie” “insult the judge” “blame GTA” “sue the judge” “insult the plaintiff”
They really should just mark out the “ace” part.
Jack Thompson Ace Attorney!
Aw? Can’t implant formatting, oh well
A disgrace of Phoenix Wright and Apollo Justice.
lol, now someone send this to him and see how he reacts :P
Oh god
5/5
Disgrace Attorney more like
4/5
we should all be glad we have this idiot campaigning against games. The gaming industry could be in trouble with a competent lawyer instead of Jack Thompson.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jack Thompson, Fail Attorney!
ITZ A TRAP!!
This picture is so full of win!
@Kevin J.
yeah, he’d just get pissed and try to sue Phoenix Wright for all the super secret easter egg sex scenes and disturbing violent minigames in that game!
since now every game has a hot coffee mod….
<_<
Notice how he’s not wearing an attorney’s badge? Perhaps this is a sign of good things to come.
more like “ass attorney”
@killercartoons
Of course every game has a hot coffee mod. If they didn’t that would make Jack Thompson a total douche bag.
Oh the irony is killing me!
Hahaha…
I wish I could get six stars just by killing this guy… Of course, I would only get one star, but why not try anyway… :3
I’ve seen the joke done, but the picture makes me forgive that. 4/5
Are we stealing now?
Sorry to tout my ignorance, but who is he?
super win :D
@ poison taco yeah i was gonna say that .-.
‘OBJECTION! erm KIRBY IS THE MOST VIOLENT GAME EVER! I MEAN HE’S LIKE AN EVIL MONSTER! HE EATS LIVING THINGS WHILE THEY’RE ALIVE, SO THAT THEY FEEL THE PAIN!!!’
‘Really? I’m sorry, kirby is too cute, i think i will penalize you again, looks like you didn’t die properly last time’
*phailpost phails* 5 stars ;D
I’d actually love to see him go a round with Wright. It could be the tutorial level or the first…seeing as it would be over before it began.
@Kevin J.
yeah he does, errr, would look like a douche. no does. plus i heard that the hot coffee mods for the wii games are still censored….
@Zuthulu,
nah, on the internet its called “sharing”
@Yamerz, I would refer you to our good friend, Wikipedia
Can I has Jack Thompson e-mail? I want to be “sued” by him, lol
very nicely done… we need more real lawyers that this can be done with
I loled.
@Killercartoons
Yeah, I also heard the one in tetris is pretty intense….
Obviously every Legend of Zelda promotes shooting people in the face with arrows. And if that never crossed your mind at least once when talking to some villagers, you are seriously messed up. I think Wind Waker’s style just made it easier to hate some people.
He should be stuck to a tree and have every gamer throw his/her dead batteries at him. Homo…….
@sam
A competent lawyer wouldn’t campaign against games. If he was truly competent, he would know he couldn’t win.
Awesome.
@ Kevin J.
Yeah, i heard some little kid saw it once, he was never the same….
@Yamez
Basically, he’s this lawyer who believes that video games are the cause of all the trouble in the world. I am sooooo freakin’ happy that he got a “guilty”. If you want to see how seriously people take him, go to fanboys-online.com and read the “Jacko and the Dungeon Masters” arc.
Excuse my ignorance, but what’s a “hot coffee mod”? Or do I not want to know?
Jack Thomson’s trial = Failtacular. Sorry but he’s totally fucked on this one. His dumbass has made way too many enemies to get out of this without some kind of injury.
@Red
Rofl.
@ryumaru
Google it. Or wikipedia it. It’s a GTA mod that wasn’t that good and overhyped.
jack thomson ass atorney
its fucking lolable
HOLD IT!
EPIC FAIL