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The Momachu

Karian sent me a link to this eerily realistic piece of art by Deviant Artist Dogsfather. Creepy, yet almost heartwarming!

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The Momachu

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 28, 2008 · 10:11 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(151 votes, average: 3.2 out of 5)

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Boobies, Disturbing, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Pokemans, The Great Outdoors, True Love

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popnfresh on April 28th, 2008 10:50 am

uh wtfbbq…. and if a raichu gave birth, would they have raichus or pikachus??
Jay on April 28th, 2008 11:01 am

I am scared.
Writhe on April 28th, 2008 11:15 am

@popnfresh:
and what if pichu gave birth? O.o
Dusty on April 28th, 2008 11:27 am

that is very creapy….i want one 8^P
MushroomBoy on April 28th, 2008 11:29 am

ewwwww. very creepy. -_o
Overture on April 28th, 2008 11:31 am

Realistic.. beh eh. I don’t want to dis the artist’s skill, because there it is there without doubt, but this site is more for teh funniez. 3.5/5 (if I could), defiantly good work, but the wrong place for it to be shown.
Orion X on April 28th, 2008 11:33 am

If a Raichu gave birth, it would have Pichus. And Pichus can’t give birth since they are baby Pokémon.
Yes, I’m a Pokémon nerd, and realize this may or may not have been a serious question.
Rodrigo on April 28th, 2008 11:37 am

This is the first Haloz I rate with one star… >:(
PainGain on April 28th, 2008 11:47 am

Creepy, not funny. Delete please.
Admiral John "The Pain" McCain on April 28th, 2008 11:49 am

There is no God….
Captain Obvious on April 28th, 2008 12:11 pm

Horrifying. 5/5 :D
DeathJam on April 28th, 2008 1:28 pm

OH MY F****** GOD, WTH?!?!?! i’m really sure they r ment 2 come from eggs…
Mike on April 28th, 2008 2:07 pm

i love how there is outrage and disgust… followed by poke-facts from the same people lol

it is heartwarming but its not really a halol or smash lawl… or even a pokelol… but it is a well made image
Personae Non Gratae on April 28th, 2008 2:07 pm

O.O Pikachu tits…..
Passerby on April 28th, 2008 2:08 pm

o.o;; Eep.

Why…Why?!

5/5, for creepiness.
CJ on April 28th, 2008 2:35 pm

Aww… kawaii.
killercartoons on April 28th, 2008 2:47 pm

@Personae Non Gratae,
yeah, its kinda bugging me too….
@DeathJam,
in the game? yes
realistically? no
on halolz? WTH?
Bob12 on April 28th, 2008 3:19 pm

VERY CREEPY!
Boreas on April 28th, 2008 3:41 pm

PIKABOOBIES! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

0.00012/5
Hashmeer on April 28th, 2008 3:47 pm

Thanks a lot guys, now I gotta stab my eyes. And they’re still recovering from the creepy Mario.
technoskull on April 28th, 2008 3:58 pm

its called “The Truth”
lolhax on April 28th, 2008 4:02 pm

Pokemans come from eggs numbnuts.
Dan on April 28th, 2008 4:09 pm

I like this new category. I can think of several pics before it that would be better without a caption. It should be noted that this goes against the nature of the site.

“Halolz: Your Premiere Source for Video Game Captions” +
“No Caption Needed” = “Halolz: What do we do again?
Red on April 28th, 2008 4:09 pm

DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT!
rikumelenium on April 28th, 2008 4:12 pm

this is such a nasty-ass pick man… *gouges eyes with sporks*
bob on April 28th, 2008 4:21 pm

Pichu’s CAN give birth. >_> Ever had the pokemon game with the breeding system?
oh my god. on April 28th, 2008 4:28 pm

Defiantly something I never want to see again in my life.
killercartoons on April 28th, 2008 4:45 pm

@bob,
yeah sure, just like how two “Mr” Mimes can reproduce….
LT on April 28th, 2008 4:51 pm

Um … I guess the babies are kinda cute, but I think I liked Pokémon better when they were genderless, non-sexual creatures, purely cartoonish in nature.
Evitron on April 28th, 2008 4:52 pm

what the hell man. what the hell.
SonicXV on April 28th, 2008 4:58 pm

The pr0nbucket of the internet has reached our holy sanctuary known as Halolz.

sad:’(
Valdis M. on April 28th, 2008 5:21 pm

@killercartoons
Oh dear god! NO THE IMAGE IS ALREADY IN MAH HEAD!!! AHHHRRG!! *smacks head with sledgehammer*
dudemanawesome on April 28th, 2008 5:40 pm

awww,
-
*screenshot*
Personae Non Gratae on April 28th, 2008 5:40 pm

I suppose Rule 34 has to be enforced…. T.T
Red on April 28th, 2008 6:04 pm

I just realized how this could get worse. Two words: Realistic Jynx.
Curse this new internet art style!
GermaineTrain on April 28th, 2008 6:37 pm

WUT TEH HELZ!
AluminumCan on April 28th, 2008 6:41 pm

FUNNIES NOT FURRIES

KTHX. :D
Bazu on April 28th, 2008 7:14 pm

ONCE IT IS SEEN…

IT CANNOT

BE

UNSEEN!!!
Seb on April 28th, 2008 7:28 pm

personally the pic aint bad, maybe it doesnt belong here maybe it does, but I think the hilarity of the comments actually kinda makes up for the picture… cept for that thing about the Mr. Mimes… *shudder*
veiwer of no concern on April 28th, 2008 8:00 pm

….that makes sence, very realistic
Dan on April 28th, 2008 8:18 pm

Look, I thought this pic was pretty funny, but when someone invokes rule 34 on Mr. Mimes that’s inexcusably vile.
Kevin J. on April 28th, 2008 8:35 pm

what the hell…
I wish I had the ability to unsee things…
and I just started to play pokemon again too… now I don’t think I’ll be able to do that T.T
that one guy on April 28th, 2008 9:00 pm

if you count from the left side of them the forth one is really suckin on them tits
Haywire on April 28th, 2008 9:26 pm

Dear god, my eyes…
kurisu7885 on April 28th, 2008 9:40 pm

I’ve seen worse.
EQ on April 28th, 2008 9:46 pm

shoud’a said:
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?
Shew on April 28th, 2008 9:51 pm

Pokemon come from eggs. This is not even possible. They are not mammals. This is cool, but fails.
FrEEz on April 28th, 2008 10:03 pm

‘Omg what if pichu gives birth? waht if raichu gives birth? omgf!!11!11oneone1! Pokemans come from eggs!! noob!!11!’

Seriously guys take off your nerd glasses and put on your normal person glasses. Stop judging what’s IN the picture, and look AT the picture. IMO this doesn’t really fit in Halolz, however the picture itself is creative, and made really well. It’s not supposed to be funny or THAT disturbing (*COUGH* Real life birdo *COUGH*). As a piece of art, 5/5. As a Halolz sumbission, 1/5, absoultely doesn’t fit here
FrEEz on April 28th, 2008 10:06 pm

@ Seb completely agree (no edit post function :<)
CaptainBaconMan on April 28th, 2008 10:09 pm

I think my eyes just caught on fire.
Captain Obvious on April 28th, 2008 10:12 pm

I don’t care what you guys think, that person is a damn good artist. Even though it isn’t LOL material.
Myrmidont on April 28th, 2008 10:17 pm

Wow, people must be seriously squeamish here. I hope none of you watch any sort of scary movies.
Darthcthulhu on April 28th, 2008 10:42 pm

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap!
Dan on April 28th, 2008 11:27 pm

On the scale of disturbing things you can find on the Internet, this is a 3 out of 10. BTW, why in God’s name does this have the True Love tag? Unless there’s some kind of Oedipus Rex thing going (which would take this to a 7 on the previous scale) I think the tags are wrong.
Blank-Mage on April 29th, 2008 1:34 am

Yeah, I’m creeped out. And Kurisu… What horrors have you witnessed? Nay, speak not of them!
Satir on April 29th, 2008 2:12 am

I must say, this picture has little place here. I mean, someone might laugh at this, but then that person must find a lot of things funny. It’s a… good, realistic approach to pokemon, but then again, do egg-born creatures ever feed that way?
kjyeduio on April 29th, 2008 5:55 am

Pretty cool but the little ones should be pichus.
Shew on April 29th, 2008 11:28 am

I didn’t say it was bad art, I just think the concept is retarded. And yes… I am a Pokemon Nerd…

And I love it motherfucker.
Pauld'Arbonne on April 29th, 2008 4:51 pm

Huh, creepy, but drawn very well. Some people just have too much time on their hands me thinks.
Marzen on April 29th, 2008 6:14 pm

What the hell is wrong with you people? xD

Its an awesome picture. Not lolz material, but it still kicks some ass. I have seen ALOT worse stuff on the internetz before (*cough* Two Girls One Cup *cough*)
MonkeyPiP on April 29th, 2008 7:31 pm

Actually if you look at it those are pichus, they have different markings from the mother, just with this realistic version you can’t put their cute cartoony look in there.
Boreas on April 29th, 2008 8:51 pm

@Marzen:
O plz… 2girls1cup was so boring… I actually feigned a smile halfway through. Because people overreacted to it, and I found that overly ironic. Somehow.
Personae Non Gratae on April 29th, 2008 9:18 pm

@Boreas
So your a level 8 on the 4chan scale? That is, you find Goatse erotic?
Ewwwwww! Pikachu just had babies - Geekpulp - Xbox, PlayStation and Nintendo gaming blog on April 29th, 2008 9:34 pm

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Pickle on April 29th, 2008 10:28 pm

Th… the words. They are all gone.

There is only FEAR.

Ỗ_ỗ
Girish on April 30th, 2008 3:13 am

I’m scared
Magda on April 30th, 2008 10:09 am

OH! come on you babies!!! you are all scared! this piece of art is amazing! at least is different of the rest!
MajinBill on April 30th, 2008 12:36 pm

Awwww, I think it’s sweet! ^^
Boreas on April 30th, 2008 7:28 pm

@Persona: I haven’t been to 4chan yet :P
And it looked insanely fake…
Plus, I have no soul, so things rarely shock me.
Ab-Noxious on June 11th, 2008 9:19 pm

My pupils are bleeding.
halo god on July 17th, 2008 9:02 am

yeeaaah…………
DETH2GERBILZ on July 26th, 2008 2:18 pm

yeah dont worry about me, i wasn’t planning on sleeping anytime soon
hilolz.com! on September 7th, 2008 1:01 am

0.0
omfg
Morgan on September 7th, 2008 7:38 pm

OMFG! WHAT WUZ THAT MOTHAF******* THING?!?!?!
Grave on September 21st, 2008 2:13 pm

OH GOD I CAN’T UNSEE IT DX
Sparta on April 2nd, 2009 7:59 pm

THIS IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... on April 17th, 2009 10:06 pm

Maybe pikachu's a monotreme…
Tessa on May 17th, 2009 9:50 pm

No they can't . They're baby pokemon, and it's not possible in the game.

I think it's rather cute.
cantletudothat on June 3rd, 2009 5:58 am

I wonder what baby pikachu taste like…
C-Bass on September 21st, 2009 10:27 am

Pikachu's a monotreme? WTF!?!?!? why didn't anyone tell me sooner! wait a second…. if its a monotreme then its found in Australia! *cough* joke animals galore *cough*

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