OWNED

I think Emperor Palpatine should have gotten the extended warranty…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 24, 2008 · 2:58 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (410 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)
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74 Responses to “OWNED”

  1. Flying_Ninja on April 24th, 2008 3:25 pm

    Haha, this one is excellent. XD I think I prefer these simple yet witty pics more than the ones with captions sometimes.

  2. Shawn Handyside on April 24th, 2008 3:37 pm

    I totally want to turn this into a t-shirt.
    We need Halolz t-shirts, right?

  3. Flunky on April 24th, 2008 3:42 pm

    Now… witness the firepowah of a fully operational Death Star!!

  4. technoskull on April 24th, 2008 3:44 pm

    YES, WE NEEDZ TEH-SHIRTZ!

  5. Vex on April 24th, 2008 4:05 pm

    It’s a Trap!!!

  6. Lekonua on April 24th, 2008 4:16 pm

    Not even finished and it’s screwed up already?

    The Emperor’s not gonna be happy about this.

  7. Ghost on April 24th, 2008 4:36 pm

    Yes we need Halolz tees. But I must say, this is funny on a whole new level of humor for this site.

  8. Random Man on April 24th, 2008 4:37 pm

    “Well, look at it this way, atleast this time it won’t be destoried by rebels” Lord Vader remorsed

    lol, total win

  9. rikumelenium on April 24th, 2008 4:52 pm

    EPIC WINNAR

  10. Koth on April 24th, 2008 4:54 pm

    AWESOME. Best submission ever for infinity.

  11. tonuchi on April 24th, 2008 5:02 pm

    HAHAHA I actually burst out laughing, havent done that since Brock Obama. I think a vote Brock Obama would make for a nice shirt too… BUT epic win.

  12. sir_auronDX on April 24th, 2008 5:09 pm

    i like this alot…because recently my xbox RROD’d

  13. worksforme on April 24th, 2008 5:37 pm

    Epic win!

  14. Loneshadow on April 24th, 2008 5:43 pm

    heheh im glad you liked them all i sent more today i hope they post them :d

  15. sam on April 24th, 2008 5:45 pm

    lol. this is pretty awesome. It’s leaking off my screen now.

  16. GermaineTrain on April 24th, 2008 6:37 pm

    Red rings of death star?

  17. Omega on April 24th, 2008 6:40 pm

    We can’t repel lulz of that firepower!!

  18. Personae Non Gratae on April 24th, 2008 6:40 pm

    That. is. aaaaaaaawesome!

  19. Loneshadow on April 24th, 2008 6:52 pm

    you are right.. maybe i can do some t shirts :P

  20. ArcFox on April 24th, 2008 7:09 pm

    i’m sure people are gonna slap me for saying so but those are the wrong lights for the ring of death, the top right one is the one that shouldn’t be light up not the bottom right

  21. Lekonua on April 24th, 2008 7:21 pm

    (@ ArcFox)
    See, that would be right if we were talking about the Xbox 360. But this is, in fact, the Death Star. The Empire uses a different red ring.

  22. lolhax on April 24th, 2008 8:16 pm

    @Arcfox
    *slap*

  23. Koth on April 24th, 2008 8:17 pm

    Holy crap, this beat out “Did you know” for top rated. That’s no easy feat.

  24. Ilk on April 24th, 2008 8:41 pm

    Awesome! =^_^=

  25. the conqueror on April 24th, 2008 9:26 pm

    finally a #1 thats not sexual

  26. Loneshadow on April 24th, 2008 9:40 pm

    awww :D thank you for all your comments :D

  27. Ryumaru on April 24th, 2008 9:42 pm

    I agree with conquerer.
    And YES!!! I’d love Halolz t-shirts. Maybe put some of the pics on the shirts. But… they’d have to be “school appropirate” so I could wear them at school. This one, for example, would work…

  28. Schlondak on April 24th, 2008 10:00 pm

    Is this… the Red Ring of Death Star?

    Forgive me for such an obvious joke.

  29. technoskull on April 24th, 2008 11:01 pm

    incidentally i found a cure for the Red ring O’ death

    having your little brother stomp on your 360
    i swear to god it worked

  30. The Bigge on April 24th, 2008 11:11 pm

    Further proof that bill gates is trying to conquer the universe. >.>

  31. killercartoons on April 24th, 2008 11:43 pm

    “You may fire when ready.”
    “Uh sir? The Death Star is flashing the Red Lights again.”
    “What? But Microsfot said they fixed that last time!? Try turning it off and then back on!”
    “Nothing.”
    “Drat…”

  32. Loneshadow on April 24th, 2008 11:45 pm

    @killercartoons

    i cant imagine using the towel trick :P

  33. sir1 on April 25th, 2008 1:08 am

    *Emperor Palpatine on the phone with customer support*

    What do you mean we have to send it in?! Wait? how do you expect me to put THAT into a box?! WHAT?! FOUR WEEKS?! YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING!!

  34. MattDark on April 25th, 2008 3:34 am

    We have a winner!

  35. Mike on April 25th, 2008 9:57 am

    oh god… the awesomeness is unparalleled… and oddly that would make more sense than shooting a bullet into a hole they found that just so happens to blow up everything

  36. killercartoons on April 25th, 2008 11:05 am

    @Loneshadow
    haha, “That’s no moon! It’s a towel!?”

  37. Loneshadow on April 25th, 2008 12:57 pm

    @killercartoons

    you gave me a FRIKING IDEA!!!!! :D
    next one ill give you credit :D

  38. killercartoons on April 25th, 2008 4:52 pm

    haha,
    Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real.”

  39. Haywire on April 25th, 2008 6:52 pm

    I believe the operative word here is “pwned”.

  40. veiwer of no concern on April 25th, 2008 7:53 pm

    the only way to really describe this is “dead star” someone get Vader out before he melts!

  41. chaos covenant on April 25th, 2008 8:03 pm

    You’d think Palpatine would’ve waited for the elite death star. I heard it has more memory, lol

  42. Alphalance on April 25th, 2008 10:36 pm

    U may lol when ready

  43. Alphalance on April 25th, 2008 10:37 pm

    Is this an original on Halolz? cause it seems whenever we have an epic win on halolz i came from somewhere else

  44. Tonuchi on April 25th, 2008 11:44 pm

    All the ones I have submitted while the pictures aren’t by me I caption them myself.

  45. johnrskie on April 26th, 2008 1:59 pm

    OH the irony

  46. NovaMan XP on April 26th, 2008 3:11 pm

    This just happened to my friend yesterday… bah.

  47. POW3RUP on April 26th, 2008 3:48 pm

    Microsoft – The Darkest Side?

  48. loneshadow on April 26th, 2008 5:09 pm

    @# AlphalanceApril 25th, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    Is this an original on Halolz? cause it seems whenever we have an epic win on halolz i came from somewhere else

    yep, those are my originals, you can check them on my site

    sadshadow.deviantart.com

    i know some people will try to steal credit

  49. Combine_raptor on April 26th, 2008 10:38 pm

    @POW3UP
    Yup… the only reason people don’t riot in the streets and bring down Billy Gate’s evil corperation is because the have… THE XBOX 360!!!!(and halo 3, along with other various titles)

  50. Combine_raptor on April 26th, 2008 10:41 pm

    Sorry for the double post, but…

    The emperor dosen’t stand a chance in hell with getting that thing fixed at customer service… (been there, done that)

  51. Ackbar on April 26th, 2008 11:00 pm

    Our shields can’t withstand lulz of that magnitude!

  52. kjyeduio on April 27th, 2008 4:03 am

    This is why you should finish building the power generators BEFORE you fire the laser.

  53. Omega on April 27th, 2008 5:34 pm

    It’s a trap!

  54. Halolz on May 1st, 2008 4:41 pm

    [...] sure, it’s not quite as awesome as Loneshadow’s last submission… but it’s certainly appropriate for today! Posted in Massive Damage, Microsoft, [...]

  55. killercartoons on May 3rd, 2008 5:12 pm

    thats it im making a tshirt with this….

  56. ManiacalZManiac on May 5th, 2008 8:35 am

    I’m With Killercartoons On This One. :/
    It’s Just Too Epic. ^_^

  57. killercartoons on May 5th, 2008 9:52 pm

    well, a basic tshirt design has been made. not sure if i should correct the red rings or not. linked

  58. Disabledthief on May 6th, 2008 8:13 am

    the emperors red rings of fury

  59. Eight-Ball on May 17th, 2008 10:23 pm

    Awesome 5/5. All my friends have been rrod’d but not me. Maybe im next…

  60. LOLOLOLOL on May 22nd, 2008 12:56 pm

    LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

  61. Hydra on June 5th, 2008 9:10 pm

    I seem to be one of the lucky few…I was able to get my 360 fixed after my second call to Customer Service. I sent it in, a week or 2 later (long time ago, cant remember how long till it came back) i got a very (very) late birthday present, complete with the very same 360 with a new warranty sticker on it. Unfortunately it lacked the RROD feature, that seems to be so popular among the masses, so i ended up selling it to GameStop (actually i sold it because my spidey senses told me it was just gonna happen again.), and got a Wii (don’t worry, i only got GOOD games on it (MP3, RE4, and now SSBB, along with the other Prime ones for GCN, and Agent Under Fire.) ^_^.

  62. Pigeon Army on June 17th, 2008 6:20 pm

    Well…there goes the Star-wide Halo 3 Round Robin Tournament that was scheduled for this weekend…

  63. npc killer on June 25th, 2008 10:09 pm

    was that a prototype

  64. The S.T.A.L.K.E.R. on June 26th, 2008 5:52 pm

    Vader isn’t going to be happy… He was planning a big LAN party with the Emperor and five Storm Troopers tonight.

  65. Corenator on June 30th, 2008 9:01 pm

    Palpatine: CURSE YOU, DEADLYSOFT!

    Vader: I TOLD you we should have ordered the parts from Megatosh!

  66. npc killer on July 1st, 2008 5:52 pm

    OWNED BITCH ASS!!!

  67. Kbman on July 3rd, 2008 3:53 am

    YES WE NEED T-SHIRTS.

  68. Shaun on July 11th, 2008 6:23 pm

    That’s no moon!

    right, sorry.

    I’ve heard all these stories of this happening to people. It’s never happened to me though. My Death Star still works fine. Also, I second the T-shirting.

  69. MIPSTA on July 23rd, 2008 1:33 pm

    failure!

  70. WolfNinjaLevi on July 23rd, 2008 5:52 pm

    But some how it still works.

  71. No one on July 31st, 2008 12:20 am

    Wolf says : Can’t let you destroy that, Palpatine.

  72. joshy206 on November 16th, 2008 12:13 am

    I guess they had to cut corners to build it so fast the second time round…

    (This is Josh, I just changed my username coz 206 is a cool number :P)

  73. RuneMaster on April 25th, 2009 7:07 pm

    Never trust microsoft with your planet destroyers

  74. IFAIL on August 1st, 2009 11:31 am

    Let's go land on that moon!
    Wait… That's no moon.
    That's the Death Star 360.
    Giving planets the Red Ring of Death since 2222.

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