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I CAN’T LET YOU BREW THAT, STARBUCKS

My friend Karian sent in this one she found! Ah those Starfox 64 quotes…
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I CAN’T LET YOU BREW THAT, STARBUCKS



Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 24, 2008 · 10:06 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (281 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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64 Responses to “I CAN’T LET YOU BREW THAT, STARBUCKS”

  1. MushroomBoy on April 24th, 2008 10:12 pm

    OH MY GOD~!~!~!~!~!~! I ROFL’D HARD~!

  2. Ghost on April 24th, 2008 10:26 pm

    definitely chuckle-worthy

  3. Acer on April 24th, 2008 10:37 pm

    Bwahaha!

  4. Dan on April 24th, 2008 10:46 pm

    A pun, a video game reference, and topical humor all in one Congrats! Seriously though, someone with lazers should stop Starbucks from charging an arm and a leg for just coffee.

  5. Doomwafffle on April 24th, 2008 10:53 pm

    I CAN LET YOU DRINK THAT, EVERYONE.

    Win.

  6. The Bigge on April 24th, 2008 11:12 pm

    Best…LOL….Evar.

  7. EQ on April 24th, 2008 11:12 pm

    he….has…a SHADOW

  8. SolarZero on April 24th, 2008 11:22 pm

    I saw this awhile back but all I can say is this. The Starbucks team is in trouble; maybe they should leave the fights to Fox and the others. XD

  9. smashpro1 on April 24th, 2008 11:23 pm

    I’ve had that on my flash drive for weeks, so it was probably just found

  10. MushroomBoy on April 24th, 2008 11:27 pm

    @ EQ

    LEARN TO SHOOP.

  11. tonuchi on April 24th, 2008 11:27 pm

    Dare i say

    FOX
    BUY A CARMEL ROLL

  12. MushroomBoy on April 24th, 2008 11:37 pm

    ….oh tonuchi……….NO. D’=

    actually, grood. xD

  13. Random Man on April 24th, 2008 11:54 pm

    Epic Win… Team Starwolf is gonna be working double shifts to be taking on both the Starfox and Starbucks teams

  14. tonuchi on April 25th, 2008 12:23 am

    sorry Mushroom boy i just couldn’t resist.

  15. Yamez on April 25th, 2008 12:32 am

    this one was posted here already

  16. Blank-Mage on April 25th, 2008 2:28 am

    Who ARE you guys?! We’re STARBUCKS!

  17. Lindan on April 25th, 2008 3:16 am

    “Can’t let you brew that, Starbucks.”
    “America has ordered us to take you down”
    “Tall Black long time no see!”
    “America’s enemy is my enemy!”

    Thats right i just amphed it up lol

  18. MattDark on April 25th, 2008 3:36 am

    Man, the great stuff is really rolling in today!

  19. Sir_auronDX on April 25th, 2008 4:02 am

    lindan not yours shut up you fail gtfo

    i dont care if this is from 4chan or any other place because i havent seen it before and this is just excellent…needs to be top of rates

  20. Twentay on April 25th, 2008 8:14 am

    Its strange.

    I was just watching a video from Star Fox 64, and I always go to those lines.

    IRONY
    It has happened

  21. Landon on April 25th, 2008 9:33 am

    @Lindan

    Amphed to F-F-F-FAILURE

  22. GenEX the Hareoic on April 25th, 2008 10:01 am

    *glances at the oh-so-long and complicated menu*
    I… CAN’T… CHOOSE!

    (yes, I had to spell out what was going on)

  23. Ryumaru on April 25th, 2008 10:03 am

    Okay, this is definitley worthy of a laugh or two, as well as: Fox, BUY A CARMEL ROLL!
    Thank you tonouchi.

  24. lolhax on April 25th, 2008 10:16 am

    Epic win.

  25. LouieM on April 25th, 2008 10:42 am

    JUST WHAT I NEED TO SEE.
    STARWOLF.

  26. The Silent One on April 25th, 2008 12:52 pm

    Words can’t describe how hard I laughed at this. It’s about time Halolz started getting some pictures like this.

  27. Red on April 25th, 2008 1:30 pm

    I don’t want a “niller latte” I want a #%^*ing vanilla latte! Seriously Starbucks, I let you get away with crazy made-up languages because I cease to exist without coffee in my system, but you raise the price any higher and I’m going to have to start smashing your hipster music boxes.

  28. FrEEz on April 25th, 2008 1:52 pm

    Awesome, great Photoshopping too. 5 stars. Only thing is it should’ve had a starbucks logo somewhere, but it’s still great

  29. Tonuchi on April 25th, 2008 1:58 pm

    how disappointing would t his be if it was actually a caribou coffee…

  30. LOLCAKES on April 25th, 2008 4:10 pm

    don’t u think they’d nuke the starbucks whith there lazars

  31. tonuchi on April 25th, 2008 4:32 pm

    Don’t you nuke things… with nukes.

  32. killercartoons on April 25th, 2008 4:59 pm

    @tonuchi,
    not in the future!

  33. Turquoiz on April 25th, 2008 5:01 pm

    Win

  34. rikumelenium on April 25th, 2008 5:44 pm

    100/5 for a star fox reference <3

  35. CaptainBaconMan on April 25th, 2008 5:52 pm

    BAMPH

  36. deth2gerbilz on April 25th, 2008 6:33 pm

    I was turning to and fro on the floor, in mirth. with my posterior separated from my body.

  37. GermaineTrain on April 25th, 2008 6:42 pm

    Use the boost to get thru!!

  38. chaos covenant on April 25th, 2008 8:04 pm

    Wow. Funniest pic ever.

  39. tonuchi on April 25th, 2008 9:52 pm

    @killercartoons

    Would they at least be laser nukes… or perhaps a smart bomb.

  40. Acer on April 25th, 2008 11:45 pm

    God, I laughed forever, and still have the chuckles!

  41. Kevin J. on April 26th, 2008 3:56 am

    Epic win… I’m now going to say that every time I walk into a Starbucks…

  42. Snakeman.EXE on April 26th, 2008 11:28 am

    *Starbucks does a loop-de-loop*
    Wolf: What the heck!?

  43. S on April 26th, 2008 1:39 pm

    ROFLMAO

  44. Haywire on April 26th, 2008 2:38 pm

    Brew a barrel roll!

  45. Snakeman.EXE on April 26th, 2008 11:13 pm

    Can’t let you brew that, Starbucks!
    You’ll be seeing your lawyer soon, Starbucks.
    You’re not so tough!
    What?! Is that all you’ve got?
    What the heck?!
    Looks like we win today, Starbucks.
    I… can’t… lose!
    Teatime is over, Starbucks!
    Don’t get too cocky, Starbucks!
    It’s good…but mine’s better!
    No way!! I don’t believe it!
    You’re in my sights! You’re going down!
    Starbucks! Long time no see!
    Hee hee! We’re gettin’ paid a lot of cash for this.
    I’ll do you fast Starbucks ol’ pal.
    I’m gonna bust you up REAL good.
    That reward’s as good as mine!
    I’ve got two words for you: COF-FEE!
    My beautiful reward! Arrrrrrrggghhh!
    The latte screamed REAL good before he was thrown away.
    Too bad the latte’s not here to see ya FAIL!
    Come on, little latte! Shoot me!
    You can’t beat me! I gotta better coffee!
    This CAN’T be happening!
    America has ordered us to take you down.
    Annoying coffee! I am the great Leon!
    I’ll take care of you!
    You’re not as tough as I thought.
    Close, but no cappuccino! HA HA!
    This can’t be happening!
    I think I’ll drink you for a while.
    Let’s see how you handle our new coffee.
    Shoot me down if you can!
    Not yet, the party’s just begun!
    He’s… too… strong!
    America’s enemy is my enemy!
    You’ll be sorry you crossed us!
    Bow before the great America!
    You’re not welcome here!
    Stick to Washington, Starbucks!
    Uncle America!
    Score one for America!
    We’ll make sure you’ll never reach America!
    Give it up. You can’t win!
    I’m not afraid of you!
    Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!

  46. tonuchi on April 27th, 2008 12:59 am

    … snakeman… why

  47. EmberFury on April 27th, 2008 1:04 am

    @Snakeman.EXE

    Those are all worth a chuckle, (Except the ones that weren’t changed) but “Teatime is over, Starbucks!” made me lol.

    This picture is close to the best picture on Halolz EVER. (I nearly died of laughter just staring at the fact that Wolf was successfully shop’d into a Starbucks!)

  48. the conqueror on April 27th, 2008 3:07 am

    You’re good but it’s bitter

  49. KidWithTheFace on April 27th, 2008 5:23 pm

    Bow before the great americano

  50. popnfresh on April 28th, 2008 1:43 pm

    i roflmao’d :(

  51. DeadeyeDave on April 28th, 2008 2:45 pm

    Something’s wrong with the cream-diffuser!

  52. Dudet on April 28th, 2008 5:43 pm

    I dont get it

  53. POW3RUP on April 30th, 2008 5:01 pm

    I can’t let you brew that, Starbucks = I can’t let you do that, Starfox. @ Dudet.

  54. lolpoop on May 1st, 2008 12:18 am

    i actually said that to a starbucks employee before, he just looked at me lulz

  55. Lindan on May 2nd, 2008 8:58 pm

    @Landon: You poopy.

    @Sir_auronDX: Your also a poopy GTFO You teh failzors.

  56. Kaizoku101 on May 5th, 2008 11:57 pm

    Hmm, I liked VGCats’ interpretation better.
    http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223
    Feed your mind!
    NSFH.

  57. Shadow Hazuki on May 10th, 2008 6:10 am

    Picture is awesome, “Buy a carmel roll” is awesome, and *Starbucks does a loop de loop* Starwolf: “What the heck!?” Just ended my life with laughter. All the other Starwolf references are good, but this one’s better!

  58. Liam on May 16th, 2008 4:29 pm

    wtf i don’t even get it how is it supposed to be funny?

  59. Eight-Ball on May 18th, 2008 12:52 pm

    500/5 Cuz I hate starbucks so much because they make the local coffee shops that have actually good coffee shut down and theres one on every friggin corner! the picture is great though!

  60. Willem on October 3rd, 2008 1:25 am

    I like it and the background and colors make it easy to readh

  61. Marzen on October 3rd, 2008 11:34 pm

    Who would have thought that such an innocent and funny picture would lead to such violence and evil?

  62. thereisnospoon on June 10th, 2009 9:27 am

    The one that started it all…

  63. taildollcreator on May 22nd, 2010 3:09 am

    o.k.

    2 things:1.there are (at the time off this comment 05\21\10) 111 wolf jokes we're only 889 jokes away from THE ACHIVEMENT.

    &

    2.

    i. am. THE. -1. troll.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahhahahah ahaha aha ha ha…eh i've no life

  64. RaynorRush11111 on August 19th, 2010 7:42 pm

    USE GIFT CARDS WISELY

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