THE SPARKS R GEWD, RITE?

THE SPARKS R GEWD, RITE?

Did Louie Mackie actually get his engineering degree? He might be confusing TF2 with Mario Kart!

Citizen… Should have had a V8

Citizen… Should have had a V8

Miu Tomoe thinks the TV commercial would probably play out something like this:

“Citizen 018, Did you have your vegetables this morning?”
“Uh..no I was in a hurry”
*Combine solider beats down the citizen with the stun rod brutally*
“SHOULDA HAD A V8″

Cobra Command Rock Band

COBRA ROCK BAND

“You foolssssss…. I ssshould be on basssssssss!”

When will your diarea kick in?

When will your diarea kick in?

I had quite a few submissions with this screenshot from the recently announced “Sonic Unleashed” game… but somehow I found the one by Acer with the joke about diarrhea medicine the funniest. GO FIGURE!

FRIENDSHIP

FRIENDSHIP

Awwww… Dustin Thompson, Ganondorf and Jiggs are BEST FRIEND 4-EVA

UR DOIN IT WRONG

UR DOIN IT WRONG

Miu Tomoe is in ur brawl, misinterpretin the name “Cracker Launcher”!

[VIDEO] SSB XXX 2: Sexual Snake

(insert porno music here)

THEREZ SOMETHNG IN MAH EYE!!

THEREZ SOMETHNG IN MAH EYE!!

Scott found this pic, I added the captions. See what I did there?

[AWESOME T-SHIRTS] Fork You! (The Revenge)

March 27, 2008 by Shawn Handyside  
Filed under Internets, Merchandise, News

[AWESOME T-SHIRT] Fork You!

Oh hey! Remember back in November when I said you could buy some cool new shirts, but then they mysteriously disappeared? Well good news, they’re coming back! First up is “Fork You!” which is now up for presale in both Mens and Womens sizes! Here’s the original description, which should be up on the store page at some point:

If there’s one thing Fork can’t stand, it’s losing an intellectual debate to his pal Spoon. But still, there’s no excuse for resorting to vulgarity!

From the Staccato filler comic that everyone loves (or just loves to hate) comes a t-shirt that lets you show your love with pride. Also you might be able to offend some old people with poor eyesight!

That’s right, live the dream!

Remember, all proceeds go to the hosting of this site… and feeding me candy.

SO SEXY IT HURTS…

SO SEXY IT HURTS…

Killercartoons is too sexy for his shirt…

“NO, I AM NOT OVERCOMPENSATING FOR ANYTHING!”

March 26, 2008 by Shawn Handyside  
Filed under Cock Joke, Final Fantasy, PSP, Square Enix

I AM NOT OVERCOMPENSATING

Huh, I guess it wouldn’t be a real Final Fantasy VII game if the hero didn’t have a ludicrously long sword!
Hey did you know this joke is also available in shirt form?

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