THE SPARKS R GEWD, RITE?
March 31, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under PC, Science, Sneak Attack, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

Did Louie Mackie actually get his engineering degree? He might be confusing TF2 with Mario Kart!
Citizen… Should have had a V8
March 31, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Half-Life, PC, Tasty Treats, Tips & Tricks, Valve Software, Xbox 360

Miu Tomoe thinks the TV commercial would probably play out something like this:
“Citizen 018, Did you have your vegetables this morning?”
“Uh..no I was in a hurry”
*Combine solider beats down the citizen with the stun rod brutally*
“SHOULDA HAD A V8″
Cobra Command Rock Band
March 29, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Guitar Hero/Rock Band, Harmonix, Playstation, Rockin' Out, Superheroes/Supervillains, TV Shows, Too Much Free Time, Xbox 360

“You foolssssss…. I ssshould be on basssssssss!”
When will your diarea kick in?
March 29, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Awkward Moments, Health & Fitness, Massive Damage, Playstation, Poop Jokes, Sega, Sneak Attack, Sonic the Hedgehog, Wii, Xbox 360

I had quite a few submissions with this screenshot from the recently announced “Sonic Unleashed” game… but somehow I found the one by Acer with the joke about diarrhea medicine the funniest. GO FIGURE!
FRIENDSHIP
March 28, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Motivational, Nintendo, Pokemans, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, True Love, Wii

Awwww… Dustin Thompson, Ganondorf and Jiggs are BEST FRIEND 4-EVA
UR DOIN IT WRONG
March 28, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Heavy Weapons, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Tasty Treats, Tips & Tricks, Wii

Miu Tomoe is in ur brawl, misinterpretin the name “Cracker Launcher”!
[VIDEO] SSB XXX 2: Sexual Snake
March 27, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Boobies, Bootylicious, Konami, Metal Gear, Metroid, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Things Are Heating Up, True Love, Video Clip, Wii
(insert porno music here)
THEREZ SOMETHNG IN MAH EYE!!
March 27, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Health & Fitness, Konami, Metal Gear, Nintendo, Pikmin, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Wii

Scott found this pic, I added the captions. See what I did there?
[AWESOME T-SHIRTS] Fork You! (The Revenge)
March 27, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Internets, Merchandise, News
Oh hey! Remember back in November when I said you could buy some cool new shirts, but then they mysteriously disappeared? Well good news, they’re coming back! First up is “Fork You!” which is now up for presale in both Mens and Womens sizes! Here’s the original description, which should be up on the store page at some point:
If there’s one thing Fork can’t stand, it’s losing an intellectual debate to his pal Spoon. But still, there’s no excuse for resorting to vulgarity!
From the Staccato filler comic that everyone loves (or just loves to hate) comes a t-shirt that lets you show your love with pride. Also you might be able to offend some old people with poor eyesight!
That’s right, live the dream!
Remember, all proceeds go to the hosting of this site… and feeding me candy.
SO SEXY IT HURTS…
March 27, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Aliens, Bungie, Chillaxin', Halo, Microsoft, Photo Op, Xbox 360

Killercartoons is too sexy for his shirt…
“NO, I AM NOT OVERCOMPENSATING FOR ANYTHING!”
March 26, 2008 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Cock Joke, Final Fantasy, PSP, Square Enix

Huh, I guess it wouldn’t be a real Final Fantasy VII game if the hero didn’t have a ludicrously long sword!
Hey did you know this joke is also available in shirt form?

![[AWESOME T-SHIRT] Fork You!](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/forkyoushirt-ad.gif)

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