IZ DAT SPIKE GRENADE IN UR CROTCH

That’s not going to end well.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 3, 2007 · 8:16 PM 
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Bungie, Cock Joke, Halo, Massive Damage, Microsoft, Xbox 360

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27 Responses to “IZ DAT SPIKE GRENADE IN UR CROTCH”

  1. Dranikos on October 4th, 2007 1:26 am

    The Mental Image, it hurts…

  2. Sneedz on October 4th, 2007 4:57 am

    They could have 2 seconds of the hottest Spartan sex… EVER.

  3. Lemming on October 4th, 2007 8:01 am

    THAT HAS GOT TO SUCK!!! (no pun intended)

  4. evil cute toy on October 4th, 2007 9:47 am

    he will never be happy again….

  5. Boreas on October 7th, 2007 4:42 pm

    It’s not a strap-on… It’s a stick-on! xD

  6. Zacht3hKing on October 7th, 2007 6:36 pm

    (Please see a doctor if your spike grenade lasts for more than 4 hours)

  7. Twentay on October 9th, 2007 10:09 pm

    Caution: using spike grenade to enhance your experience leads to uncomfortable pants, laughs by enemies, awkard situations, and, eventually, a spiky death

  8. SBKT on October 11th, 2007 8:39 am

    I’m guessing the guy against the rock took it from the orange dude.

  9. fr0z3nm0nk3y on October 12th, 2007 2:09 am

    if he survives the traumatic experience than he’d have one helluva story to tell ^_^

  10. Boreas on October 13th, 2007 6:03 pm

    Pfff… That dude’s probably dead…

    I mean, look at him… He’s all white…

  11. MonKeYPiP on October 13th, 2007 7:19 pm

    hehe, stinging sensation.

  12. Boreas on October 14th, 2007 6:52 pm

    I wonder if that’s what the Haloes are really meant for…

  13. Dani on October 17th, 2007 6:21 am

    *shudder* If you’re thinking what I think you’re thinking, imagine the size of the alien O_o

  14. rikumaru on October 19th, 2007 10:20 pm

    and they said spartans cant get prostate cancer

  15. Djinnator on October 28th, 2007 5:54 am

    *giggle*

  16. Julius Wyzern on November 5th, 2007 6:35 pm

    TRY PLAYING HACKY-SACK WITH A CAST IRON DEMOLITION BALL!

    TRY WAKING UP HANDCUFFED TO A SATISFIED ORANGUTAN!

    TRY RELOADING YOUR ASSAULT RIFLE BEFORE A SPIKER GOES OFF IN YOUR CROTCH.

    TRY IT!

  17. Uber Noobatron on November 6th, 2007 2:57 am

    Betcha can’t stick it!

  18. Kyle on November 8th, 2007 7:30 pm

    this is why fake master chiefs should not be given viagra

  19. Oongawasquid on November 15th, 2007 8:29 pm

    No fun.

  20. PhantomGourmet on November 28th, 2007 10:12 pm

    The way the other guy is just staring…

  21. PhantomGourmet on November 28th, 2007 10:15 pm

    Look at the way the other dude is staring…

  22. william on November 29th, 2007 7:58 am

    Bow Chicka Bow Wow

  23. Jeot21 on November 30th, 2007 6:28 pm

    BOM CHICKA WOW WOW!

  24. legend on December 11th, 2007 1:10 am

    DO NOT WANT

  25. Seb on December 20th, 2007 6:51 pm

    SPAMMERS!!!

  26. cipher on December 20th, 2007 10:23 pm

    thats going to take a helluva lot of lubricant before it feels good

  27. doddlestod on January 12th, 2008 9:26 pm

    anybody notice how hearing or seeing severe pain to the family jewels causes you to feel it too? cuz, im feelin this real bad right now.
    ow.