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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
w00t! First comment on first pic!!!
Wow… so this is the first pic on the website… kewl.
Immah chahgin mah lahza!
Congratulations on your hollow victory
None…
None…
tat!
Why do you people post here?
for boredom, it’s the leading cause of almost all reasons
You’d think there’d be more posts here…
You'd think so, but no.
NINE ELEVEN LAL
so the first halolz submission was on 9/11? weird.
Go ask Nick Soapdish.
OH HAI THAR J00 GOT TEH F!R5T COMM3NTZORZ!!!!1111one1111eleven!!!!
I wish this website would have started with a funny or witty comment rather than an overused and obnoxious cliché.
hey look i found the first ever lolz on the site!!
i'm so bored.
hm, Thought there were more. but then again it's been so long since I've seen the first submission… I don't know 3 years….
HUMBLE BEGINNING!
The same reason you did, took look at all the people saying, "OMG I fund da firt LOLZ!!!!!1!!!!!one!!!!!1!!!
Wow. So Linky was actually one of the first members…
VAT A TWIST.
VAT A TEEST
VAT A REVIVAL OF AN OLD SUBMISSION!
This is the end result.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/halolz-dot-com-halo3-walkingonsunshine.jpg">
VAT VHY ARE JHU HERE.
HOLY SHIT! I FOUND THE VERY FIRST HALOLZ SUBMISSION!
*revs chainaxe*
And it looks like someone accidentally capitalized the first letter of the second "pew"…
No Clue. Damn, I don't see anyone new here aside from us…
That's because they are either members of the forgotten church of 'the green guy' or…
ninjas.
You mean link? Or Yoshi maybe?
Hold on there, Grammar Berzerker. This is virtually holy ground, as far as Halolz is concerned. I'm sure The Good Captain will forgive any grammar errors for this one.
Conspiracy Theorists go!
The First Comment:
First overly cheesy description text by Shawn.
Concurred.
I AM HERE TO CONTINUE ZIS COMMENT CHAIN ON ZE 'OLIEST OF SUBMIZZIONS!
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/halolz-dot-com-supersmashbrosbrawl-captainfalconapproved.jpg">
Lol i got bored like the rest of you apparently did and found the 1st halolz submission
I'M NOT WORTHY!
I came for glory and history
Hilarious in hindsight.
Awesome Find!!!
It's right there in the Blue Army Handbook: "In the event of a captured flag, begin firing lasers at enemy team until flag is recovered."
I came for the boredom, and stayed for the lulz.
LAST.
(amidoingitrite? Also, inb4 -1stormandmorecomments)
Nope.avi
However, you get a +1 for the effort.
CURSE YOU NUMEL, CURSE YOU!
How far this site has come.
OH HAAAI XYXOOOZ.
Why are YOU THE LAST POST ON THIS ONE WHEN I FIND IT AAAAGH! Seriously! Here I go and try, for the lulz, to find the first submission… And who do I find commenting last on it..? You! Always you!
I woulda said I'm sick of it, but I find it hilarious so please go on.
We need to stop meeting like this.