DWARVEN CONDOM - It’s super effective

SavageSparrow always prefers her man wear dwarven armor in Dragon Age Origins… it provides a +5 DEF against STD’s and +10 AGILITY against unwanted pregnancy!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2010 · 6:45 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (195 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, BioWare, Dragon Age: Origins, Electronic Arts, Health & Fitness, Motivational, PC, Playstation, Pokémon, Shields Up, Tips & Tricks, Xbox 360

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First-Person Tetris

A unique twist on a classic game! Just be sure to take your dramamine first!
Submitted by several people




Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2010 · 6:44 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (208 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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Games, NES, Nintendo, Tetris, Web Games, Weird

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KEG PARTY - Becaush wagin’ war ishn’t nearly ash fun ash when yer pish drunk.

Good times boyos… good times!
From Ragnarok Wisdom




Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 20, 2010 · 10:24 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (126 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5)
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Drugs & Alcohol, Motivational, Party Time, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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PEELS… THEY ARE IN HIGH DEMAND!

He who backstabs last, backstabs best!
Screenshot by John Stenmoe




Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 20, 2010 · 1:28 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (193 votes, average: 2.68 out of 5)
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Backstab, Cray-Z Crossovers, Drugs & Alcohol, Left 4 Dead, PC, Playstation, Power-Ups, Sneak Attack, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Made some long overdue tweaks to the site’s code this morning… only thing you may actually notice is the new “Retweet” button which makes sharing your favorite submissions on Twitter even easier!

Remember, one of the easiest and most effective ways you can help support Halolz is to Stumble, Retweet and Facebook Share all your favorite submissions! It really makes a big difference.

Thanks!

Oh and there may be a new background for the site. >__>




Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 20, 2010 · 6:20 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (40 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
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Ok, this video Mike found has nothing to do with ANYTHING on this site… but I don’t care… it’s the most hilarious thing I’ve seen this week. I mean a polar bear blowing up the Earth in a jet which can fly through space. There are so many things wrong (yet AWESOME) with that I don’t even know where to begin!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 20, 2010 · 3:27 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (163 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
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Aerial Maneuvers, Animated, Chill Out, Explosives, Extreme CloseUp, Growth Spurt, Massive Damage, Overkill, Sports, The Great Outdoors, Things Are Heating Up, Too Much Free Time, Under the Sea, Video Clips, Weird, Wild Animals

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LUNCHTIME IS OVER… MAGGOT!

So close… yet so far away!
Screenshot by Chaos_Shadow15




Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 19, 2010 · 7:25 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (136 votes, average: 2.32 out of 5)
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Failure, PC, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Tasty Treats, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Fox loves it this time of year…
Screenshot by FoxArwing




Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 19, 2010 · 11:09 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (192 votes, average: 2.59 out of 5)
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Chill Out, Chillaxin', Nintendo, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, The Great Outdoors, Wii

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