OMG teh floor is molesting me

I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 2, 2008 · 9:48 PM 
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Arjen, I would have also accepted Super Saiyan-Spartan.




Posted by Michael Moore on August 2, 2008 · 1:22 PM 
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[audio:http://olremix.org/mp3/strike911_-_Captain_Falcon_Abortion_Punch(F-Zero).mp3]

Well here’s a new one for the site! An audio submission! Thanks to Jac Falcon for finding this one!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2008 · 6:36 PM 
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Chase proves, with video evidence, that adding Falcon Punch to any game makes it ten times more awesome!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2008 · 12:41 PM 
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Falcon PAUNCH!

What? Did someone say Falcon Friday?
Also jeez, Falcon needs to lay off the Mallomars…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2008 · 3:58 AM 
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SO ROUND, SO FIRM, SO FULLY PACKED!

*SQUEEZE*
Wow Red, have you been working your glutes recently?




Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 31, 2008 · 5:36 PM 
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ConnectiConHey look! I’m announcing a convention I’ll be at mere minutes before I leave for it! What a surprise! That’s me, “No Notice” Handyside!

Anyway… I will be in Hartford, CT for ConnectiCon this weekend, representin’ the Halolz. In fact, Mike “Never Posts Because His Computer Exploded?” Moore will be there too! A rare opportunity to meet a rare poster! :P

The most exciting thing I should mention though, is I had some rad new Halolz stuff printed up for this convention (and Otakon the weekend following). I’ll leave some of it as a surprise for now… but one of them I HAVE to share… a new vinyl sticker!

Wolf - “Can’t Let You Do That!” Vinyl Sticker

God, so awesome. I think once these are available online I’m going to do a contest where you stick this somewhere funny and send in a photo and the best one gets a prize or something.

Personally I’m thinking of slapping one of these on my neighbors car when he parks in my parking space. D:

But annnnnyway… if you’re going to be around Hartford this weekend stop by and say hi!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 31, 2008 · 2:12 PM 
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it’s not paranoia if someone is really out to get you.

Look out! Those are not jazz hands!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 31, 2008 · 10:36 AM 
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