A SANTA’S CREED II

He knows if you are sleeping, he knows if you’re awake…
he knows if you’ve been bad or good, and he’s poisoned your fruitcake!
From the Joystiq Podcast Holiday Funanza!

A SANTA’S CREED II

Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 23, 2009 · 3:14 PM

(322 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)

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Assassin's Creed, Christmas, Cover Art, Fashion Faux Pas, Holidays, Ubisoft, Xbox 360

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sheggy 61p · 805 weeks ago

no wonder you can never see or hear Santa Claus breaking into your house and drop off presents

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6 replies · active 805 weeks ago

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 805 weeks ago

Santa: What would YOU like for Christmas?
Begger: PLEASE I JUST WANT A FEW COINS MY FAMILY IS STARVING SO JUST A FEW MEASLE COINS A-
*jump stab sound*

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 805 weeks ago

Santa: Looks like you're on the naughty list.
Italian Noble: Please, take pity on me. For my family.
Santa: Ho.*stomach stab* Ho. *neck slice*. Ho. *"jingle bells" removed*

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Vabolo 118p · 805 weeks ago

Silly Shawn, fruitcake is always poisonous!

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 805 weeks ago

youre not gonna shout, youre not gonna cry
you wont make a sound im tellin you why
santa claus is cutting... you down!

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AuraMaster 107p · 805 weeks ago

If you've been good, Santa leaves you gifts. If you've been bad, he leaves you face-down in a pool of blood.

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 805 weeks ago

this season...
the only thing you can ask santa for...
is to let you live

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AreUExperienced 73p · 805 weeks ago

His is a list I would prefer not to be on.

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Ataeru 91p · 805 weeks ago

No kids were able to catch santa when he went to their house.
Those who did are no longer alive...

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Badonk 105p · 805 weeks ago

Its a good way to assassinate, make them sit on your knee and ask them to tell you what they want.
Backstab!

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RyderJ 71p · 805 weeks ago

Heee Shawn's subtitle made me happy. That was well done.

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Nowaki 50p · 805 weeks ago

With this Santa, I doubt you'd want to get on his 'naughty' list. If you want to live that is.

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BlueChameleon 92p · 805 weeks ago

Well, he is good at getting up chimneys fast.

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combatbeaver 94p · 775 weeks ago

He's making a list.
And checking it twice!
Prepare to meet your untimely demise.
Santa Claus is coming....for YOU!

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Xyxoz 86p · 805 weeks ago

Must...pick self....of floor...laughing...

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 805 weeks ago

Be afrade....
Be very afrade...

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Simply DA 100p · 805 weeks ago

His mission is not to kill the Pope, but to kill Hershel the Hanukkah Goblin...

BTW, is it me, or is his face Rob Walker's face dressed as Santa Christ?

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 805 weeks ago

Whatever you do, don't ask what happened to Rudolph.

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tveye 100p · 805 weeks ago

Ho ho ho, bitches.

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DClaw 83p · 805 weeks ago

It's times like this I think to myself
...Thank GOD I don't believe in him!
Remember: If you don't believe it exists - IT DOESN'T EXIST!!! Speaking of which...
*Stops believing in cake*

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