I was wondering why Elizabeth seemed like such an easy NPC to escort… turns out she was escorting your dumb ass around the entire time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 10, 2013 · 11:06 AM 
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53 Responses to “[VIDEO] Elizabeth’s Escort Mission”

  1. Alpar on May 10th, 2013 11:09 am

    So…

    how many of us here have not played Bioshock Infinite?

    One.

  2. shazbot32 on May 10th, 2013 11:12 am

    Two.

  3. Caelun_Niveus on May 10th, 2013 11:21 am

    Three

  4. Combatbeaver on May 10th, 2013 11:28 am

    So THAT'S why she always went ahead of me when i was actually going towards where we're supposed to go…

  5. Th3l4st0ne on May 10th, 2013 11:36 am

    Three

  6. KZN02 on May 10th, 2013 11:42 am

    Like an old bickering couple … oh wait …

  7. RespectfulGlove on May 10th, 2013 11:55 am

    Third three

  8. Vabolo on May 10th, 2013 12:03 pm
  9. Lord Science on May 10th, 2013 12:21 pm

    Second Third Three

  10. Vabolo on May 10th, 2013 12:33 pm

    I'm the only one? D:

  11. HughbertReturns on May 10th, 2013 1:13 pm

    -1

  12. HughbertReturns on May 10th, 2013 1:14 pm

    Booker has some odd coping mechanisms

  13. gameboy_nate on May 10th, 2013 1:30 pm

    Second Third Three Pt. 2

  14. Wetmang on May 10th, 2013 2:45 pm

    Elizabeth, the "you-just-did-something-stupid-so-take-this-kthxbye" game mechanic

  15. wolfpax181 on May 10th, 2013 2:51 pm

    In Soviet Bioshock, NPC escorts you.

    I know, I know, old meme is old.

  16. Rocker23220 on May 10th, 2013 2:55 pm

    Second Third Three Pt. 2: The Sequel

  17. Jimmy on May 10th, 2013 2:59 pm

    Second Third Three Pt. 3.

  18. Jimmy on May 10th, 2013 3:06 pm

    Pokémon reference in MY Bioshock Infinite? Blasphemy!!!

  19. Master_Xehanort on May 10th, 2013 3:13 pm

    Shh! Spoilers.

  20. Fratriarch on May 10th, 2013 3:32 pm

    Second Third Three Pt. 3: Genesis

  21. Rexxmech on May 10th, 2013 4:25 pm

    Second Third Three Pt. 3: Genesis EX Ultimate Edition

  22. Spaz Tzu on May 10th, 2013 4:37 pm

    Second Third Three Pt. 3: Genesis EX Ultimate Edition: Episode 1

  23. VyseRogueKing on May 10th, 2013 5:16 pm

    Secord Third Three Pt. 3: Genesis EX Ultimate Edition: Episode 2: The Numbering

  24. VyseRogueKing on May 10th, 2013 5:24 pm

    Any gamer makes for a terrible escort. We eat garbage, kill harmless wildlife, intentionally go the wrong way, are distracted by anything shiny, cause wonton destruction, play with machines in mid-combat, manipulate AI to dan- OOOH Shiny collectible! Only 78 more to go!

  25. Alpar on May 10th, 2013 6:10 pm

    I can't tell which one of us is joking or being serious anymore.

  26. Master_Xehanort on May 10th, 2013 6:54 pm

    So, is it just me, or has most of the content here lately been about Bioshock Infinite? Not that I'm complaining or anything! It's just…well, you all (try not to) remember Kratlolz….right?

  27. Kenpachi RAMASAMA on May 10th, 2013 7:30 pm

    Second Third Four: Chronophantasia -- The Movie -- Limited Collector's Edition

  28. Porecomesis on May 10th, 2013 8:08 pm

    We haven't been getting a lot of content at all so we're not picky.

  29. Porecomesis on May 10th, 2013 8:09 pm

    Hey Elizabeth, maybe YOU should drink a Vigor or two so that you can defend yourself if you need to. Not that you NEED to but sometimes Booker needs help… a bit.

  30. Porecomesis on May 10th, 2013 8:09 pm

    Good God, I could spoil the ending here and cause the Halolz server to catch on fire from my home.

    But I won't because I'm a nice guy.

  31. Soul Eater 676 on May 10th, 2013 8:13 pm

    Thrice Third Three: Reckoning

  32. Sonicsmash2 on May 10th, 2013 9:08 pm

    SUPER Street fighter 4 Arcade edition!

    amidoinitright?

  33. VyseRogueKing on May 10th, 2013 10:14 pm

    Serious and joking. I desperately want to play Infinite and I just like where this was going.

  34. Alpar on May 10th, 2013 10:17 pm

    NOW HALOLZ WILL DIE BECAUSE IT'S PROPERTY OF CAPCOM.

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

  35. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on May 10th, 2013 11:08 pm

    I nearly pissed my pants watching this….

  36. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on May 10th, 2013 11:12 pm

    Third Third Four: The Revenginatorationininger
    Super Limited Wolf Edition Directors Cut Game Of The Year Edition Part 2 with commentary and exclusive "Can't Let You Do That" Blaster. This Time It's Personal.

  37. GanjalfTheGreen on May 11th, 2013 4:51 am

    Thrice Third Three: Reckoning -- Part Deux

    (but i seriously haven't played B:I yet)

  38. wolfpax181 on May 11th, 2013 7:32 am

    Hey! Is that a templar flag over there?

  39. Caelun_Niveus on May 11th, 2013 10:20 am

    Or worse…

    WE COULD BE REBOOTED!

  40. Hyze on May 11th, 2013 1:04 pm

    I'd play it if a single red box within a 50 mile radius actually had a copy.

    Though aspects of this video are pushing me ever closer to the "buy" option.

  41. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 11th, 2013 4:11 pm

    Because this game couldn't be more of a meta mind-fuck.

  42. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 11th, 2013 4:12 pm

    Unless we're Megaman.

  43. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 11th, 2013 4:17 pm

    <img src="http://rohan-prakash.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/River-Song.jpeg&quot; alt="some_text" width="455" height="249">

  44. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 11th, 2013 4:22 pm

    Not to mention OCD corpse-looting, running around in circles like a twat, using military grade hardware for voyeurism, presumed necrophilia, repeating the same "dispenser" sound script over and over, and sometimes just freezing up until our brain can process the will to put new batteries in the controller.

  45. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 11th, 2013 4:24 pm

    What would you prefer? The Beach Boys?
    [youtube jUffPtS3-7A rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  46. Lord Science on May 11th, 2013 8:34 pm

    Oh god. I created a monster.
    WHAT HAVE I DONE

  47. Caelun_Niveus on May 11th, 2013 8:57 pm
  48. Leo E. on May 12th, 2013 12:23 am

    Second Third Three Pt. 2: The Sequel Number Two: Electric Boogaloo

  49. Arch_Evil_Angel on May 12th, 2013 2:42 am

    Incontinence is a terrible thing, my friend.

  50. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on May 12th, 2013 3:38 am

    You just answered your own question: redundant edition.

    Crap, I think I'm stuck talking like this now: verbal tic edition edition.

  51. Randolph Magic Key on May 14th, 2013 1:41 am

    It won't die. We'll just have to pay increments of $5 for each and every little thing on the site that should be free.

  52. Randolph Magic Key on May 14th, 2013 1:57 am

    Duuuuuuhhhh…
    I also haven't played Bioshock Infinite. Nor do I plan to.
    That is, if that is still what we are talking about.

  53. Darth_Destro on May 14th, 2013 2:20 pm

    I prefer Cyndi Lauper.
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