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THE BONK KNIGHT RISES
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Bane thought he was tough, but the venom toxins he uses for strength aren’t even close to the powers one gets from the chemically unstable BONK! Energy Drink!
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THE BONK KNIGHT RISES



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 11, 2012 · 12:44 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (163 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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Batman, Disguises, Movies, PC, Playstation, Superheroes/Supervillains, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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32 Responses to “THE BONK KNIGHT RISES”

  1. TheInsaneWombat on July 11th, 2012 12:47 am

    Nope, best TF2 movie parody is still this.

    [youtube HjGrHBpfqCo rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  2. Hyze on July 11th, 2012 12:54 am

    So we'll put sentires in the room with the briefcase….because he can take it.

  3. VyseRogueKing on July 11th, 2012 1:12 am

    The bat is as respected as the bat is feared.

  4. SuperDeadPuddle on July 11th, 2012 1:14 am

    He truly is the Bat-Man.

  5. Sir_Nox on July 11th, 2012 1:23 am

    <img src="http://i46.tinypic.com/t5sope.png&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    Boink.

  6. Treeman574 on July 11th, 2012 1:23 am

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-medic-thejoker-vhysozerious.jpg&quot; width="280" height="400" />

  7. SuperPinkiePie on July 11th, 2012 1:29 am

    He's the scout 2Fort deserves… But not the one they need.

  8. ChaosController on July 11th, 2012 1:33 am

    When the spies are in ashes, then you have my permission to buy…

    …Hats.

  9. Yuugoth on July 11th, 2012 1:37 am

    See TF2 teaches us so many things. All Bane really needed was a piece of steak

  10. EliminatorZigma on July 11th, 2012 1:49 am

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/Dj9c2.png"&gt;

  11. Alpar on July 11th, 2012 2:07 am

    *takes emergency food and hides in shed*

    Well, now with Source Filmmaker Beta out, there's gonna be a whole dickload of TF2/Valve posts.

    I'll be here enjoying whatever it is I do.

  12. TheTaurenRogue on July 11th, 2012 2:33 am

    Instead of hats he can swap capes!
    <img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll351/ShangoXG4/batman_fabulous.jpg"/&gt;

  13. Ragnellrok on July 11th, 2012 6:55 am

    He doesn't kill, except in a TF2 match.

  14. HughbertEsq on July 11th, 2012 8:15 am

    With SFM out, how long do we have before a FULL LENGTH VERSION of The Dark Knight is released upon us?
    How much could it cost?
    And who do I have to rob?
    I hear Bob Diamond,s getting a preeety big payout…. >.> <.<

  15. BootyBurner9000 on July 11th, 2012 8:43 am

    It is not who we are under the hat, but who we bonk that defines us.

  16. Valvatorez on July 11th, 2012 11:29 am

    Relevant?

    <img src="http://i.minus.com/iGv8TDfry9KpN.png&quot; alt="aaaa" width="400" height="651" />

  17. DiamyoAlex on July 11th, 2012 12:46 pm

    When 2Fort moves, ashes.

  18. GanjalfTheGreen on July 11th, 2012 1:50 pm

    Bald Bear breaks Bonk Boy's back.

  19. Deep Thought on July 11th, 2012 2:15 pm

    "I swear to God!"
    "I NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH!"

  20. The Pualrus on July 11th, 2012 6:46 pm

    "A'ight, are you listening to me?!

    Grass grows; I am vengeance.
    Birds fly; I am the night.
    The sun shines, and brother? I'm Batman.

    I'm a force of Gotham.

    If you were mugged, like my parents were mugged, you'd be ****ing dead."

  21. Jerach on July 11th, 2012 9:52 pm

    Bonk's not just chemically unstable, it's atomically unstable! You know that's gonna give you all sorts of radiation induced powers.

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