saves the galaxy multiple times

Not that he’s in it for the promotions, but really isn’t he about due?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 14, 2012 · 5:36 PM 
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Advice Meme, BioWare, Irony, Mass Effect, PC, Playstation, Xbox 360

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  1. CFW spplmj on June 14th, 2012 5:37 pm

    Get every ending

    Taste the rainbow

  2. Doc_ock_rokc on June 14th, 2012 5:41 pm

    The moment you put Shepard behind a desk he will start using it for cover.

  3. MokubaKaiba on June 14th, 2012 5:43 pm

    um ya… some ending joke…..
    i cant think of anything, so heres a picture i made of Vladmir Putin riding a bear. enjoy
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  4. MokubaKaiba on June 14th, 2012 5:44 pm

    and i think its too small. i can still make it bigger

  5. Souleater676 on June 14th, 2012 5:50 pm

    Saves the universe from pirates over and over again
    Doesn't get paid.
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  6. smashter on June 14th, 2012 6:00 pm

    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite rank on the citadel. Why would I want to change it?

  7. Zyquux on June 14th, 2012 6:08 pm

    To be fair, becoming an undead cybernetically enhanced space marine is pretty awesome already .

  8. k3man on June 14th, 2012 6:10 pm

    Who needs promotions when you can have interspecies relations in your very own cabin whenever you want?

  9. Combatbeaver on June 14th, 2012 6:10 pm

    I think they probably didn't like how Shepard smiled at them when he asked for a promotion…
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  10. Alpar on June 14th, 2012 6:11 pm

    Saves the world about eight or so times from deadly program that could obliterate all living societal functions and existence known to man.

    Barely ever gets noticed despite being a prodigy hero with an exceptionally superpowered partner.
    You all know which Megaman I'm talking about.

  11. Deep Thought on June 14th, 2012 6:57 pm
  12. Deep Thought on June 14th, 2012 6:57 pm
  13. MorningMoon on June 14th, 2012 7:04 pm

    Promotion?! The bastard is lucky to still keep his job! THE WORK PLACE IS *NOT* A SOCIAL SEX CLUB.

  14. TomQuoVadis on June 14th, 2012 7:04 pm

    To be fair, I think Commander is actually more of a position and less of a rank. I could be wrong.

  15. Spaz Tzu on June 14th, 2012 7:32 pm

    But he gets plenty of achievements.

  16. TheTaurenRogue on June 14th, 2012 8:21 pm

    The way Mass Effect posts make me feel inside….
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  17. VyseRogueKing on June 14th, 2012 8:35 pm

    Failed to save an entire colony from eradication.

    Congratulations Shepard! You are the First Human Spectre!

  18. LinkorZelda on June 14th, 2012 9:21 pm

    No Promotion for saving the world in mass effect. Deliver a message to the Jarl of Whiterun and get a promotion in the Legion.

  19. Solar Boy Django on June 14th, 2012 10:06 pm

    I don't know if this has been posted yet but… Shawn just ruined the "new" ending of Mass Effect 3. All we'll get from the ending is Shepard gets the purple heart (or whatever they'd call it in the Mass Effect Universe probably some kooky space name) right after the last cut scene. The end. If this ends up being true I don't want to live on this planet anymore…

  20. straYDoubter on June 15th, 2012 12:57 am

    Quit whining Shep! Take a cue from Robotnik:
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  21. Spyda_K on June 15th, 2012 2:47 am

    Shepard kinda left the Alliance in Mass Effect 2. That probably muddied things up. Though I guess it's surprising that Shepard didn't get a posthumous promotion when s/he was KIA.

  22. HughbertEsq on June 15th, 2012 7:21 am

    Weesh Shepard, what rank could you possibly get?
    Commander Leftenant Super Sergeant Admiral Colonel Ultra General Commissar Extreme Private First Class Shepard?
    How the blazes would that fit a name tag?
    More importantly, how much Regalia would you need?

  23. qwefg on June 15th, 2012 10:08 am

    I'm sure he got promited once…
    1st galaxy save ended with the consel pretending that it never happened…
    2nd galaxy save got him fired and hired by cerberous only to be fired at the end of the game…
    3rd galaxy save ended with him dead…
    Am I senseing a patteren?

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