I’m sorry sir, but shoving leaves down your pants does not make you a flying raccoon.
By Andre-Guy Landry [Brainslug]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 23, 2012 · 11:52 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
At least he doesn't get kidnapped every other week.
If that kept happening, I might try shrooms as well.
so why isn't he covered in poo? and why is the large green pipe there BEFORE he gets high?
is he hallucinating the toads as well? or are they actually mushroom people? if the turtles are just regular turtles the is bowser still bowser? if not then who kidnapped peach?
In the sequel we learn about Mario's mentally deranged brother who lives in the asylum, or his "mansion" as he likes to call it. Every so often he gets ahold of the janitor's vacuum and starts chasing the people in white lab coats around calling them "boos".
1. Super spongy bath time?
2. Because addicts need some kind of real-world seed from which their fantasies grow.
3/4. Maybe, maybe not: further analysis is required.
5/6. Hell yeah; though he's just an underground mafia boss who Mario owes money to.
Well he seems to have found Peach… so he must be doing something right.
A valuable lesson: When a problem comes up, get high… oh wait
When life gives you mushrooms, make life take the mushrooms back. Burn his house down with… em flowers!
Diving into toilets and plumbing for drugs seems fairly legit…
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This one leads to the underwater level!
Wait until you hear the story of his cousin who thinks he's a world class treasure hunter.
Later that day, Mario decided to try out the 1UP Mushroom…
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Let's just say the result is far worse than the regular mushroom…
As I watch this gif, I cannot help myself remembering the gasoline toilet trap from Home Alone 2…
OK, I don't want to be that guy, but let's face it, mario eating shrooms and getting high is seriously one of the oldest video game jokes, it's been on tv, in stand up comedy routines, and this comic just does nothing with it. I know the halolz comments section is a place for bad puns and unnecessarily long yet incredible stories and such, but I feel that this is worth saying.
Now I'll just slip this here and hide behind my downvote shields…
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Poor Joe pesci :3
Little sad more people didn't get the Trainspotting reference :p
I love you for finding this gif. This is my all time favorit scene of entire Home Alone series.
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WAIT WAIT
Have you heard the one about Peach only being kidnapped by Bowser because she's secretly having an affair with him?
Or the one where the enemies decide that walking off edges isn't a good strategy, and end up killing Mario with a better plan, like shooting him or just having everybody go after him at once?
Or the one where Mario goes into a pipe and gets covered with fecal matter?
Or the one where Peach leads Mario on, only to give him cake?
Or the one where Mario screws Yoshi over to reach the next platform?
Or the one where Mario decides to stop saving Peach because she gets kidnapped so often?
Or the one where Peach sends a letter promising cake, but it ends up being a trap from GLaDOS?
Or the one where Mario hurts his head because he smashed it against a brick block?
Or the one where Bowser decides to make an impossible-to-cross pit?
Or the one where Mario gets annoyed by a Toad who says "Sorry Mario but your princess is in another castle?"
Or the one where the Mushroom Kingdom has no police enforcement and have to rely on a plumber to save their princess?
Or the one where Mario dreamed up the Mushroom Kingdom because he's insane?
Because I've totally never seen any jokes like that.
…did he give birth to a Siamese twin that can move and think on its own? Eventually with or without his consent letting it pop from his head and then grow to be its own Mario?
To eat, or not to eat…
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Good thing I've been training for writing a funny comment on this kind of joke!
*tenses up body*
IF MARIO EVER WANTED TO GET HIGH
COULDN'T HE JUST CLIMB A VINE GROWING OUT OF A BRICK?
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That poor grape.
Remember kids, say no to drugs!
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Yes Weegee, look back to the time when your knowledge of random facts around the world allowed you to save your brother. At least that was the story you have told your doctors, the police report has tells a much different tale. Your "rescue mission" had you trespassing at historical locations on every continent.
That's no grape. It looks like a radish or red potato.
Wait…the Toads actually rescued her this time?!
Finally they are useful.
Obviously Wario's just an entrepreneur, and the only successful child (other than Giuseppe) of the Mario Bros. family. Can't you tell that he's only the bad guy because he won't share his vast wealth?
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Beauftiful! :')
It's so wonderful..
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Now, the beancounters told me we literally could not afford to buy 7 coins worth of moon rocks, much less 70 million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground them up, formed them into stars, and guess what: moon rock stars are pure poison.
(<_<) (>_>)
….yes…
Enough talk.
WALUIGI TIME.
I was going to save a princess, but then I got high. Then I got high.
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This collect call is from the Grammar Nazis. Will you accept the charges?
This scene always weirded me out. Having severe OCD, I couldn't help but think it was much worse than the dead baby crawling on the ceiling.
Or a spy.
Its obviously a Tanuki.
Do you deny these charges?
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don't forget the uncle who just became a janitor
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Don't worry kids dinner will be ready soon!
'Sup Dog.
The actual comic of hat one was pretty good too. That's why I like BitF, he tends to give a new spin to what some might see as an old joke.
….But it wasn't a regular Mushroom in the comic. It's a Mega Mushroom.
Isn't it!? D:
It's not really the same joke, though. It may have an impassable pit, but the impassable pit itself is the setup, not the punchline. The punchline is Mario climbing over his own dead bodies to pass it.
But yeah, Brawl in the Family is awesome.
The only sane person in the mario family.
Perhaps more that once….
BREAKING NEWS!
This just in from sinnoh airport. Some one tried to sneak in thousands of pounds of pokedrugs onto airplanes in a series of consecutive trips. This secret stach was disclosed by local pokemon researcher Professor Oak.
Here is what he had to say about it.
^(See above comic)^
I guess you could say he was
:: shades::
a bit hot headed
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! -GUNSHOT-
Well excuse me Princess (Peach/Toadstool), I'd be more enthusiastic to rescue if you'd either not get kidnapped or put out after the rescue.
BUT I GUESS WE CAN'T ALL GET WE WANT NOW CAN WE!
you seem to be lacking math skills my friend
3/4 and 5/6 < 1
might i suggest 9/4 or 14/6?