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I’m sorry sir, but shoving leaves down your pants does not make you a flying raccoon.
By Andre-Guy Landry [Brainslug]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 23, 2012 · 11:52 PM 
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Artistic, Drugs & Alcohol, In My Pants, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Sequential Art, Super Mario Bros

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51 Responses to “SUPER MARIO BROS. THE ‘MORE LIKELY’ UNTOLD STORY”

  1. TheFancyPants on May 23rd, 2012 11:55 pm

    At least he doesn't get kidnapped every other week.
    If that kept happening, I might try shrooms as well.

  2. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on May 24th, 2012 12:02 am

    so why isn't he covered in poo? and why is the large green pipe there BEFORE he gets high?
    is he hallucinating the toads as well? or are they actually mushroom people? if the turtles are just regular turtles the is bowser still bowser? if not then who kidnapped peach?

  3. Hyze on May 24th, 2012 12:19 am

    In the sequel we learn about Mario's mentally deranged brother who lives in the asylum, or his "mansion" as he likes to call it. Every so often he gets ahold of the janitor's vacuum and starts chasing the people in white lab coats around calling them "boos".

  4. TheArrived on May 24th, 2012 12:30 am

    Well he seems to have found Peach… so he must be doing something right.

  5. Skarge on May 24th, 2012 12:43 am

    When life gives you mushrooms, make life take the mushrooms back. Burn his house down with… em flowers!

  6. TheTaurenRogue on May 24th, 2012 1:05 am

    Diving into toilets and plumbing for drugs seems fairly legit…

    <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li276pK6eo1qdunk8o1_500.gif&quot; />

    This one leads to the underwater level!

  7. MasterLuigi452 on May 24th, 2012 2:00 am

    Later that day, Mario decided to try out the 1UP Mushroom…
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/1up.jpg"&gt;
    Let's just say the result is far worse than the regular mushroom…

  8. MeatyMcSausage on May 24th, 2012 2:03 am

    OK, I don't want to be that guy, but let's face it, mario eating shrooms and getting high is seriously one of the oldest video game jokes, it's been on tv, in stand up comedy routines, and this comic just does nothing with it. I know the halolz comments section is a place for bad puns and unnecessarily long yet incredible stories and such, but I feel that this is worth saying.

    Now I'll just slip this here and hide behind my downvote shields…
    <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leo31lfRGD1qzcy1w.jpg"/&gt;

  9. Treeman574 on May 24th, 2012 8:01 am

    To eat, or not to eat…

    <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3512/3750935284_700b9ac7a9.jpg&quot; width="420" height="320" />

  10. SpaghettiWeegee on May 24th, 2012 8:54 am

    Good thing I've been training for writing a funny comment on this kind of joke!

    *tenses up body*

    IF MARIO EVER WANTED TO GET HIGH

    COULDN'T HE JUST CLIMB A VINE GROWING OUT OF A BRICK?

    <img style="height:300px;" src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CVPiGawLp9U/0.jpg"&gt;

  11. RickO_ on May 24th, 2012 9:11 am
  12. Teleporting Rock on May 24th, 2012 10:03 am

    Wait…the Toads actually rescued her this time?!
    Finally they are useful.

  13. TheRealKirby on May 24th, 2012 11:51 am

    I was going to save a princess, but then I got high. Then I got high.

  14. Krugun on May 25th, 2012 5:14 pm

    Well excuse me Princess (Peach/Toadstool), I'd be more enthusiastic to rescue if you'd either not get kidnapped or put out after the rescue.

    BUT I GUESS WE CAN'T ALL GET WE WANT NOW CAN WE!

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