The only place in Tiny Tower that lets you drink a martini while wearing a full set of armor!
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Sounds like fun! Just as long as I don't have to fetch a shrubbery…
I guess this club opens….
Nightly!
Eh? Eh? Eh?
What? No Dark Knight Club?
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Super realistic medieval sprites…. this can only be one game.
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Rule number 1 of Knight Club, you do not talk about Knight Club….. YOU BROKE THE RULES SHAWN, YOU TALKED ABOUT KNIGHT CLUB!
Somone say night club?
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So… how many princesstitutes will we see in there?
"Sorry sir, you can not enter"
"What?!, but I'm fully qualified to! From the King even!"
"Annoyed: Squires are not permitted to enter the Knight club"
"Oh, and what gives you permission to be a bouncer huh? you're not man nor beast!"
"I wouldn't do that pal…"
"Assertively: You don't want to make me angry"
So what do you do there, get hammered?
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I kind of deleted the old comments, since they got approved a week after I made now and…yes, it was a stupid move and I'm back to the "Your comments must be approved before appearing publicaly" thing.
Stupid sexy Shawn, could you authorize me again?
*obnoxiously loud sarcastic laugh*
*Sitting in Paladin Club*
FOREVER ALONE!!!
I'd rather hang out at the Power Rangers Club.
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Crap, I reach the POST A NEW COMMENT section and I'm out of puns from all the responses. Well, back to squire one: vague indications of my company's possibly illicit actions, while backtracking to shield myself from possible repercussions.
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How do I post this?
On second thought, let's not go to tiny tower.
'Tis a silly place.
I went here….All the drinks sucked, They didn't even have the Sake I like, or Canadian whiskey.