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Shawn Handyside is quite possibly the most illusive creature to have ever roamed the Earth. For years he has dodged your queries pertaining to all aspects of internet livelihood, but I, Fred “Trunks” Wood, have managed to tie him down for an hour so of intense, honest* questioning. Shawn will be on The Bancast on Thursday night for an hour or so, forced to answer select questions from you, the denizens of Halolz and by proxy, The Church of Falcon.

Send in your questions to the Almighty Ask Box and have them answered on tomorrow night’s show.

*Honest is a relative term. Any question Shawn answers to falsely will be considered “pretty honest, for Shawn.”

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[NEWS] Get your Q’s A’d through The Bancast

Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on March 21, 2012 · 6:41 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 694 weeks ago

I probably wouldn't have agreed to this if I knew he was going to use such an unflattering photo!

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Psycroc 103p · 694 weeks ago

Huh, you kinda look like Little Kuriboh.

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deleted801691 109p · 694 weeks ago

Long lost internet brothers. Of course, it all makes sense now.

...No it doesn't.

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Leo E. 114p · 694 weeks ago

Everyone else is having fun, but you look completely unamused...

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deleted801691 109p · 694 weeks ago

Go watch the Wachow Youmacon Podcast and see him sit in the corner the entire time. :P

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 694 weeks ago

It was a very long tiring convention!

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Sid_Diddly 90p · 694 weeks ago

You want to show us on the doll where the cat-girls tried to touch you, Shawn?

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deleted801691 109p · 694 weeks ago

Well with dealing with idiots like us in real life, I would expect it to be tiring.

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CFW spplmj 122p · 694 weeks ago

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

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3 replies · active 694 weeks ago

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deleted801691 109p · 694 weeks ago

He would finish them if he wasn't busy with other... "details".

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Deep Thought 105p · 694 weeks ago

WHY IS IT STILL CHRISTMAS!?!

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Lord Science 92p · 694 weeks ago

BECAUSE LAZY!
AND CAKE!

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TheFancyPants 98p · 694 weeks ago

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?
HOW MANY!?

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5 replies · active 694 weeks ago

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SushiGummy 110p · 694 weeks ago

With Shawn's glorious tongue, it only takes one.

Wow, wasn't expecting to type something like that today.

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Scept 100p · 694 weeks ago

...
Ten.

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Lord Science 92p · 694 weeks ago

42

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Spaz Tzu 98p · 694 weeks ago

...
[OverusedDBZMeme.wmv]

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vash_ts 88p · 694 weeks ago

WAIT! dont tell me which one is it...
...
...frieza´s five minutes?
okay, I give...

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TransPM 97p · 694 weeks ago

Some of my friends have a few questions for you:

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

"WHERE'S RACHEL?!"

"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOR?!?!?"

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1 reply · active 694 weeks ago

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deleted801691 109p · 694 weeks ago

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 694 weeks ago

Shawn, when are you going to change Halolz background?
THE CHRISTMAS WAS OVER 3 MONTHS AGO!

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3 replies · active 694 weeks ago

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deleted801691 109p · 694 weeks ago

Shawn: "YEAR ROUND CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYONE!!"
Us: "It's Christmas time in Hell."

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OrionX 91p · 694 weeks ago

All I want for Christmaaaas...is yooooou~
*stares at CoF page*

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Ultamia 89p · 694 weeks ago

Merry Christmas... From Halolz Beta Prime! Where we're working in a mine! For our Handyside overlords! Did I say overlords? I meant protectors...

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Numberplay 92p · 694 weeks ago

Let's ask Shawn : What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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5 replies · active 694 weeks ago

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 694 weeks ago

African or European?

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TheFancyPants 98p · 694 weeks ago

Yes.

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dope92 94p · 694 weeks ago

icwatudidther

TFS DBZ parody

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vash_ts 88p · 694 weeks ago

Depends on the cannon that you use, and the gunpowder quality, why?

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smartmonkey 88p · 694 weeks ago

I don't know?

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GazzyW007 94p · 694 weeks ago

...yeah I sent in a question about what must not be named. I mentioned. The F Word.

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6 replies · active 694 weeks ago

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BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 694 weeks ago

Fruitcake?

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Lord Science 92p · 694 weeks ago

Finland?

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smartmonkey 88p · 694 weeks ago

Friendship?

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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 694 weeks ago

Furries?

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Spaz Tzu 98p · 694 weeks ago

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deleted801691 109p · 694 weeks ago

It's obviously a Gabe Newell fat joke and he's asking Shawn if it is worth doing to delay Half Life 2 Episode 3 for even more years.

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Not_anon 84p · 694 weeks ago

A chance for everyone to ask a question for Shawn to answer. This will probably end badly.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 694 weeks ago

I'll bet any question about the forums will go unanswered.

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EonofAeon 86p · 694 weeks ago

Inb4forumquestions.

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deleted801691 109p · 694 weeks ago

Oh, you don't know the half of it.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 694 weeks ago

Shawn, if you were a hat, whose head would you adorn?

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Spaz Tzu 98p · 694 weeks ago

Shawn, I see your Towering Pillar.
Where can I get me one a them?

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GazzyW007 94p · 694 weeks ago

You should get one in the style of this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 694 weeks ago

Shawn! When are you gonna order a new coffee maker?!? This one's still broken!

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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 694 weeks ago

Here's a stumper for Shawn:
Why so serious?

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Giga · 694 weeks ago

Elusive, not illusive

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DerpyHooves · 694 weeks ago

Is that LittleKuriboh?

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Comments by IntenseDebate

48 Comments

Shawn Handyside on March 21st, 2012 6:45 pm

I probably wouldn't have agreed to this if I knew he was going to use such an unflattering photo!
DerpyHooves on March 21st, 2012 6:56 pm

Is that LittleKuriboh?
GazzyW007 on March 21st, 2012 6:59 pm

…yeah I sent in a question about what must not be named. I mentioned. The F Word.
Not_anon on March 21st, 2012 7:02 pm

A chance for everyone to ask a question for Shawn to answer. This will probably end badly.
TheFancyPants on March 21st, 2012 7:07 pm

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?
HOW MANY!?
EonofAeon on March 21st, 2012 7:12 pm

Inb4forumquestions.
Numberplay on March 21st, 2012 7:28 pm

Let's ask Shawn : What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
VyseRogueKing on March 21st, 2012 7:31 pm

Shawn! When are you gonna order a new coffee maker?!? This one's still broken!
MasterLuigi452 on March 21st, 2012 8:09 pm

Shawn, when are you going to change Halolz background?
THE CHRISTMAS WAS OVER 3 MONTHS AGO!
Squeek spplmj on March 21st, 2012 8:15 pm

<img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/348rfx5.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
Uzumakiclan43 on March 21st, 2012 9:00 pm

Here's a stumper for Shawn:
Why so serious?
Mr_Spaz on March 21st, 2012 10:01 pm

Shawn, I see your Towering Pillar.
Where can I get me one a them?
Giga on March 21st, 2012 10:14 pm

Elusive, not illusive
TransPM on March 21st, 2012 10:19 pm

Some of my friends have a few questions for you:
<img src="http://cdn.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/oak1-300x300.jpg" width="250">
"Are you a boy or a girl?"

<img src="http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/Pictures/Pictures/DarkKnight29Interrogation.jpg" width="400">
"WHERE'S RACHEL?!"

<img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgFKjkNZ3W54XaKuFR4y9mN9ZKo8z7yOvCRXW7vLISuT1DYVkc5HUlgXOF-A" width = "300">
"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOR?!?!?"
BTSnoogans on March 22nd, 2012 8:53 am

Shawn, if you were a hat, whose head would you adorn?

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