The BFG By Fus Roald Dahl

Be warned, in Skyrim the “F” in “The BFG” does not stand for friendly.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 20, 2011 · 2:09 PM 
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62 Responses to “The BFG”

  1. AngelAreku on December 20th, 2011 2:14 pm

    I heard you can get a meeting with this Fus guy. Watch out, though. I'm not going to try because I heard it's very easy to make him shout at you.

    (I had problems deciding what BFG meant to me. Big Forest Giant? Big ___ing Giant? The possibilities! D:)

  2. MeatyMcSausage on December 20th, 2011 2:17 pm

    He can hear plants crying, but he's too busy bashing brains in to give a flying FUCK

    {Only fans of the original book will get that, and if you haven't read it, you owe it to yourself to find a copy}

  3. EonofAeon on December 20th, 2011 2:26 pm
  4. Dycro on December 20th, 2011 2:29 pm

    The Buggy Flying Glitch

    (What's hilarious is when they hit your companions because they will actually survive)

  5. ibbolia on December 20th, 2011 2:31 pm

    Is that Theodore Roosevelt and his big stick?

  6. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 20th, 2011 2:33 pm

    Now I can see him using a Doom BFG… Oh god the humanity.

  7. Ice_Cold_Water on December 20th, 2011 2:58 pm

    <img src=http://www.addfunny.com/funnypictures/hodgepodge/46/skyrim.jpg>

  8. Shatman on December 20th, 2011 2:58 pm

    Okay, my friend had a theory while he was playing Skyrim while drunk. We don't see any female giants… because mammoths are female giants.

  9. Alpar on December 20th, 2011 3:19 pm

    Meh. The movie was better. Plus there are better novels out there. Like The Legend of Zelda Written, by SHYYEEAAAAHgeru MiyHAAAAAmoto.

  10. Fluffy_Quack3r on December 20th, 2011 3:28 pm

    The picture only made me smirk, not that great, i was thinking, doesn't look a lot like the BFG, small ears etc… then i scrolled down and read By Fus Roahl Dahl and lmao

  11. Sir_Nox on December 20th, 2011 3:32 pm

    <img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/20frxis.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    BFG9000

  12. Ovahdrive on December 20th, 2011 4:39 pm

    Just realized that Giants use troll skulls for "protection."

    Then I realized that there aren't any female giants.

  13. Wetmang on December 20th, 2011 5:12 pm

    BFG….hmm….well it could stand- I'm sorry am I the only one who's eyes went straight to the huge skull cock this Giant has?

  14. TheInsaneWombat on December 20th, 2011 5:29 pm

    I don't care what you think, this pun is epic.

  15. Zeik on December 20th, 2011 6:11 pm

    Here's an idea: instead of taking an arrow in (yes, in) the knee, we make them take a giant club to the FUCKING FACE. That'll teach them to make memes out of meme-worthy quotes!

  16. RickO_ on December 20th, 2011 8:04 pm

    One small step for Giant, one giant leap for Dovahkiin. Literally.

  17. k3man on December 21st, 2011 12:45 am

    Butt
    Fucking
    Gravity

  18. BTSnoogans on December 21st, 2011 1:18 am

    Dat awkwardly placed skull.

  19. HughbertEsq on December 21st, 2011 8:22 am

    *DESPERATELY SCAMPERS FOR OLD TORN COPY OF BFG*
    *SOUND OF PAGES FLIPPING AND PUNS FORMING*

  20. meinmattias on December 21st, 2011 9:44 am

    And thus, air travel was born. Please secure lighter items in the storage bins above you, and heavier items under the corpse in front of you.

  21. TomQuoVadis on December 21st, 2011 10:57 am

    This could not possibly be more brilliant.

  22. PortalMan118 on December 21st, 2011 1:04 pm

    And so, Shawn opened his heart and let a classic Novel come into the ranks of Halolz.

    But then he realized it was kinda stupid so he made a Skyrim version

  23. Sanyiel on December 21st, 2011 10:03 pm

    Damn. Some one beat me to actually making a picture based on Fus Ro Dah sounding like Fus Roald Dahl. If only I had thought to use Tiid Klo Ul. -_-

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