Necessity (and repeated pecking injuries) is the mother of invention!
By DjBisparulz, submitted by Sebastian M.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 17, 2011 · 12:57 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Cutesy Wutesy, Nintendo, Sequential Art, Shields Up, Tactical Retreat, The Legend of Zelda, Tips & Tricks, Wild Animals · Leave a comment (73 Comments) |
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WHY WASN'T THIS A SHIELD OPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's good.
…Now do it with Majora's Mask.
Defend yourself from enemies and scar them for life, what's not to like?
That shield would be so OP.
Unless this is Twilight Princess, then the Stalfos will only turn into cuccos…which didn't make any sense.
……Why the hell did I never think of this? It would have saved me so much trouble.
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Ow Ow Ow Ow!
I'm so happy a friend of mine send this…
That Link ovbiosly have been playing dead rising 2!
*About to post funny comment, randomly starts snowing on Halolz*
Me: WTF!?
It doesn't have a condition bar, right?
I'd say there's a 30% chance that the Cucco Sheild has a condition bar.
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LINK'S SHIELD
+ On hit, enemies take damage from cuccos.
- No random Crits
Good thing Link stopped himself from cutting that blade of grass for one measly rupee.
He'd probably get a better deal for that shield on Beedle's List.
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cool thanks
I love the art style :3
I just thought of something…if you can't harm a Cucco without getting mauled to death by a horde of them, how do Hylians get their chicken dinner?
Preemptive strike tactics. AKA, everyone is a professional assassin yet you are Link, saving the world from the evil forces.
Even then, there's an 85% chance that such a bar would be irrelevant, for in the off chance the shield breaks, one can simply grab another chicken.
Damn nintendo! This would be amazing!
And if that fails, in the off chance you're fighting at the top of some tower or castle wall, you can use your shield to make a hasty retreat and glide safely down to the bottom!
…Just, make sure there's actually visible ground underneath you. I need not remind you about how far a bottomless pit can go.
I like where this thread is going
I tried that already. It just made me get attacked by Cuccos with shields. :c
Stupid glitchy AI.
GUYS IT SNOWS ON HALOLZ NOWZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*Checks the comments*
*Sees death_by_Cucco*
……………….
*runs the hell out of here*
Don't worry, I'll put an end to it. GO RAYQUAZA
The Golden Rupee Armor has absolutely NOTHING on this!
Hell, I don't even think the Starman or Sonic's Invincibility boxes can top it.
But, depending on the game once again, there is only a 47% chance of finding a Cucco in the game where they are the most populous.
There are no crits in zelda anyway, so yes, it is OP.
O hai thar.
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I didn't see you come in.
Disclaimer: Shield will not function unless fed and exercised regularly.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a cock block.
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Well that was pretty fu- OH MY GOD THE PAGE IS SNOWING.
Cucco Shield:
Negatives: Cuccos will every now and then try to peck on your skin for food, take dumps on your clothes, lay eggs on you while you're not looking, and become fierce and harder to control during special occassions.
Positives: It's a shield made of Cuccos. Your enemies don't have a chance. Plus you might get laid with the Cucco lady, if she's not too old, unwilling, or appalled by the fact you smell.
very "adventure time" -ish
if you get hit, the armor will summon the spawns of he… uh I mean the local farm to do your bidding
Link doesn't need your silly rpg fighting elements in his games, he just uses rpg elements for everything else
hopefully he tied it instead of ducttaping it to the shield, because if he were to have to rip it off…
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This is my humorous cucco comme-HOLY CRAP IT IS SNOWING ON HALOLZ! WHERE HAVE I BEEN?
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the new C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
It snows on Halolz now?!
Grr..hnegh…hnnnng!!! CHRISTMAAAAAASSS!!!!!!
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Actually, the new R-R-R-REACTION SPAM!!!
R-R-RAIN FOREST
I SAID R-R-RAIN FOREST
Go OBAMASNOW!~
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Use Ice shard!
Problem solved. Let it snow, Halolz.
SO INTENSE! What could it mean?
There is a powder item in I think Link's awakening, that if used on a Cucco, it bursts into flames and dies, yes, it actually dies.
ZELDA IS A RPG. this information has ruined my childhood.
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*goes to halolz*
*sees* it snow*
Huh, that's cool, seen it few days before.
* refreshes page to see if anyone commented on my comments*
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THE SIDES CHANGED!
So THAT is what is in the Colonel's Secret Recipe.
Pre-plucked chicken?
Indeed.
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better idea! tie tingle to your shield!
now every enemy will attack at your shield instead of you!
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Probably not on Halolz. I, for instance, have been murdering the shit out of enemies of the empire, because that sith bastard asked me to.
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Seriously people? You would downvote an actual comment towards the subject rather than something that doesn…
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…I understand that… but still not much reason to downvote vash. But will someone still kill it with fire?
They tried to kill Tingle with fire, but nature fought back by making Halolz snow, dousing the fire. Some immutable laws of the universe keep him alive.
Spoilers below
SS revealed what keeps most of the main cast alive, (spoilers end) but I don't think we'll ever really know anything about Tingle.
That's odd….. 3 people post something about Halolz snowing, and they at least stay in the positives, you're the first one to post that the sides have changed, and you get negatives. Hm, I guess I'll give you a +1 then.
This is obviously shopped. The chickens would be outside forever in the REALLLL game. Waiting. WATCHING.
i miss ed edd n eddy
No I think the cucco's just really don't like Link.
I'm seeing a critical weakness around the knee region.
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They don't
Cocky…
The only way through that defense is my collection of…. BEEROIDS (Beer x Steroids)
And even with then I must still be able to punch a lion in the face whilst painting a picture of Mila Kunis with my penis, ONLY THEN can I penetrate that dreaded Cucoo shield!
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
I MUST PRACTICE
*Jet-packs away to imminent Grizzly Bear sky wrestling match*
i was downvoted?
Why would someone do that?? T.T
by the way, you need to apply the cream
Unless it's the zoo!
With this in mind, it's a shame there aren't Cuccos in Skyward Sword.
Lol if nintendo did this I would use that thing in every dungeon. Arbiters grounds:√ shadow temple:√ ganon/ganondorfs castle:√. Like a boss.>:)