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…And one of you will betray me. Probably Mewtwo, I never did trust that guy!
By Kabocha Torute (thanks Paulrus!)

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The Legendary Pokémon Last Supper



Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 14, 2011 · 3:40 AM 
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Artistic, Chillaxin', Here There Be Dragons, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Off Duty, Pokémon, Spiritual Enlightenment

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73 Responses to “The Legendary Pokémon Last Supper”

  1. SolidScientist on December 14th, 2011 4:00 am

    Wow, who knew the Unown were the Da Vincis of the Pokemon universe?

  2. LiquidMountain on December 14th, 2011 4:06 am

    We have a "Spiritual Enlightenment" tag? Since when?

  3. Just DA on December 14th, 2011 4:07 am

    And on the third day, the Trainer finally had enough money to buy a Revive.

  4. Treeman574 on December 14th, 2011 4:17 am

    Of course
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  • tstriker1 on December 14th, 2011 4:19 am

    I swear to Arceus's Father we've seen this one before…

  • Henry_Wong on December 14th, 2011 4:32 am

    I don't see Mew here…..you better not be one of those people

    <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x38/big_appleton/1299828623406.gif"&gt;

  • Paulrus-Keaton? on December 14th, 2011 4:46 am

    I DID IT!
    It took quite a bit of searching but I found the artist!

    He's a Japanese artist named Kabocha Torute. (Or just "Torute") Does a lot of Pokemon art. And he is REALLY hard to find. :S

    His personal/portfolio website (?)
    The actual picture.
    Listings on Danbooru. (Warning: Site is NSFW)

    And it was hard to find because no one who saw this picture on other sites bothered to ask who the artist was. They were more concerned with the lack of Mew and all those other little details.

    First one to punch me in the gut will get me to stop boasting about this.

  • Paulrus-Keaton? on December 14th, 2011 5:16 am

    Amen, I say to you…. that's just, like, your opinion, man.

  • vash_ts on December 14th, 2011 5:27 am

    nah, mew was in a random place, because he was random…

  • SonicsmyName on December 14th, 2011 5:42 am

    What if I kick you in the nuts..?

  • Henry_Wong on December 14th, 2011 5:47 am

    <img src=http://bishibooru.com/_images/8f5aa2ce753060282808f224e0deede3/67662%20-%20arceus%20beard%20brown_hair%20funny%20jesus_christ%20pokemon%20riding%20sunglasses.jpg>

  • NotB0b on December 14th, 2011 5:47 am

    Anyone else notice Rayquaza eating chicken wings off of Kyorgre's head?

  • therandombear on December 14th, 2011 6:20 am

    but..but..scaling?

    Since when was Mewtwo on the same size as Rayquaza or Groudon and Kyogre? :p

  • Incarnati0n on December 14th, 2011 6:23 am

    The real nerds would have noted that it is in fact Darkrai who is the betrayer: he is in the position of Judas.

  • John_Know_Doe on December 14th, 2011 6:24 am

    he never did anything in the games, but he was an important part of that one pokemon movie.

  • Jimmy on December 14th, 2011 6:28 am

    YEAH!!! Cover Dawn's face in searing hot beverages!!! That'll teach her!!!

  • Jimmy on December 14th, 2011 6:29 am

    Now now, that's not nice. Paulrus-Keaton? did manage to bust his ass to find the artist. Now, if you wish to bicycle kick him in the groin for taking so long with his promised Fluttershy & radish picture, that's all on you.

    Also, Kabocha Torute RULE 34'D N and White together…(o_O)

  • Black7Ninja on December 14th, 2011 7:00 am

    This is the greatest picture of all time. Ever. I bow to thee

  • Niteclaw1028 on December 14th, 2011 7:08 am

    Kyurem is disappoint.

  • Vabolo on December 14th, 2011 7:10 am

    He used Bulk Up.

  • MokubaKaiba on December 14th, 2011 7:27 am

    o god why did i click that tag? its Kratos all over again! make it stop!!

  • Skrist on December 14th, 2011 7:50 am

    Ever since Darkrai was just chillin'.

  • Shatman on December 14th, 2011 7:51 am

    So, where are the Da Vinci Code jokes? Does no-one see the missing Kyurem, Muskadeers, or Celebi?

  • pokenutter on December 14th, 2011 7:56 am

    So, now it's Darkrai Iscariot? That sounds like a name for a band.

  • CriticalQuit on December 14th, 2011 8:25 am

    This image is old as hell, yet still awesome.

    How could Mewtwo be part of this dinner when he was created by man a few years prior to the events of Red and Blue versions? Assuming this is a dawn-of-time event.

  • CriticalQuit on December 14th, 2011 8:28 am

    Mewtwo. Close enough.

    Also nice to see something of appreciation for Leaf from FR/LG. Most people forget Red's female counterpart.

  • CriticalQuit on December 14th, 2011 8:28 am

    And then they blew up the Westboro Baptist church.

    I wish.

  • Axel X on December 14th, 2011 8:39 am

    Wait a sec. None of them are trying to kill each other here? Truly it must be an act of Arceus.

    Arceus: "There's a time and place for everything but not now!"

  • ProfessorLuigi on December 14th, 2011 9:03 am

    Arceus has a father?

  • ProfessorLuigi on December 14th, 2011 9:03 am

    Is there a Da Unown Code somewhere?

  • ProfessorLuigi on December 14th, 2011 9:04 am

    Nah, you got the creation of the pokemon world mixed up with the crucifixion of Arceus.

  • ProfessorLuigi on December 14th, 2011 9:04 am

    IT'S A TRAP!

  • ProfessorLuigi on December 14th, 2011 9:05 am

    What? Why not just go to the pokemon center? Would save money and time.

  • ProfessorLuigi on December 14th, 2011 9:09 am

    GOD AND POKEGOD GONNA OWN SOMEBODY.

  • TehVortex on December 14th, 2011 9:25 am

    They all seem quite clique-y amongst their own generations. Except Darkrai who is mingling nicely (quite unlike him) and Mewtwo who is being completely ignored (totally expected).

  • TehVortex on December 14th, 2011 9:31 am

    Anyone else notice this supper must be taking place in the alternate realm judging by giratina's form.

  • HughbertEsq on December 14th, 2011 9:38 am

    And so it was in that time that Groudon and Kyrogue, the sons of Rayquaza, went and asked Acreus: "Master, Let us sit at your right wing, and at your left, in your Legendary Glory"
    But Arceus rebuked them, saying : " Can you take the rare candy that I take of? You do not know what you ask of me, for the authority to sit at my right wing and my left is not mine to grant, but it shall be given to whom it has been trained for"

  • C__F on December 14th, 2011 9:49 am

    Dragging a corpse through the street to the town's Pokemon center might seem a bit…
    Ungentlemanly.

  • Seto_Kaiba on December 14th, 2011 9:51 am

    Back then, times were so hipster, Pokemon centers were too mainstream to use.

    It was after the third day did the trainer buy the Revive and open the eyes of the world to the truth: mainstream is good; hipster bad. Thus, pokemon centers came into fruition to prevent such a tragedy ever again.

    Kaiba: The word of God.
    Halolz: Praise to you, Lord Arceus

  • C__F on December 14th, 2011 9:52 am

    As if they don't already own everybody.

  • C__F on December 14th, 2011 9:56 am

    Our scientists have been working on it.

    Then we found them huddled in the corner one day, singing the alphabet song, rejecting all outside stimuli. Whatever simulacrum of free will they once had was stripped away in the face of powers mankind was not meant to be studying.

    We're not working on it anymore.
    Elm Labs, we're done here.

  • JordanTH on December 14th, 2011 10:02 am

    SONICSMYNAME used KICK IN THE NUTS! It's super effective!

    </lameunoriginaljoke>

  • Guppy on December 14th, 2011 10:17 am

    What then to do about Arceus mania?
    How do we deal with their Normal-type "king?"
    Where do we start with a Pokemon bigger
    Than Mew was when Mew did his Synchronize thing?

    Fools! You have no perception!
    His odds of escaping are frighteningly high!
    We must crush him completely
    So like Mew before him, rel="nofollow">Arceus must die!

  • Foxtrot on December 14th, 2011 10:39 am

    about damn time that a pic like this was posted here

  • _XD on December 14th, 2011 10:57 am

    When in doubt, use iqdb.
    Very Useful.

  • MasqueNoMercy on December 14th, 2011 11:09 am

    i miss moltres zapdos and arcticuno :(

  • Mindlessinvalid on December 14th, 2011 11:33 am

    Meh, there's some serious doubts as to the legitimacy of the two gospels where Judas is considered to be evil. Chronologically, most if not all of the new testament was written in upwards of 100 years AFTER the events that they describe. Furthermore, the two Gospels that outright claim Judas to have been evil were written last out of all the other canonical texts to handle that subject matter.

    If you're wondering why I bring up such serious historical subject matter and question the timeline set by Christian scriptures on a site about video gaming humor it's because…

    >Judas was totally Dialga.<

    Humor by filibuster, just one step above humor by audacity but below Wildeian wordplay.

  • yggdrasil325 on December 14th, 2011 11:33 am

    Nah, it won't be Mewtwo. Darkrai is sitting in Judas's seat.

  • Mindlessinvalid on December 14th, 2011 11:39 am

    Timing, my good doctor. It is considered ungentlemanly to keep your comrades in suspense over an improperly placed declaration of a dastardly ambush afoot. It then behooves you to make such a proclamation at the eleventh hour, so to speak. That is to say before the hidden rogues leap from their concealment, but timed so as to produce no fair warning in advance of said banditry.
    ಠ_ರೃ

  • Mindlessinvalid on December 14th, 2011 11:42 am

    Archeus is the father, and the egg, and (with a ghost tablet) the holy ghost type.

  • Deep Thought on December 14th, 2011 11:49 am

    Searing hot tea to the face… the proper way to deal with obnoxious women

  • Trainer_Black on December 14th, 2011 11:56 am

    Part of growing up was accepting that you couldn't push the truck with strength.

  • Fearow on December 14th, 2011 12:00 pm

    Grammar Hammer! Arceus.

  • Mindlessinvalid on December 14th, 2011 12:26 pm

    Dictionary Hammer! You mean "Spelling Hammer!"

    Before you open a reply ticket just to be a ponce, check to see if you've left any weakspots that anyone with half a brain can strike for massive damage.

    EDIT: For the record, Arceus is a corruption of the word Archeus. Archeus is an idea in esoteric gnosticism of a substance that holds all knowledge, forms, and concepts in itself. Such a spelling error is then excusable because the former is derived from the latter.

  • MC Ninja on December 14th, 2011 12:51 pm

    Wait, I thought Marcus was the one who betrayed Arceus

    (Hooray for Arceus and the Jewel of Life references!)

  • smartmonkey on December 14th, 2011 12:58 pm

    inb4 she's ten you sick fuck.

  • Mindlessinvalid on December 14th, 2011 1:23 pm

    I was just building up for a stupid joke, don't take me seriously. I mean, the biblical criticism I used was real but the point of it was less one of religious debate and more along the lines of "hurr.. I made a time joke about dialga"

    I don't seriously talk about religion anymore. When you know more about someone's religion than they do, it takes the fun out of being a dick about their beliefs.

    Comes with the territory of studying folklore, religion, superstition, and traditions on an anthropological level.

  • TCC on December 14th, 2011 2:12 pm

    Mewtwo isn't legendary, he's a clone of a legendary. *pushes up Blackglasses*

  • SirNumel on December 14th, 2011 2:14 pm

    Poor Kyogre. "How does eat food?"

  • Gearheadmk2 on December 14th, 2011 3:17 pm

    <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JLy_9qnjEcI/RvV3ZOCGL9I/AAAAAAAAAMs/dRD55XJibqU/s320/phoenix-coffeed(b).gif">
    Should I be glad the coffee's only hot enough to give me first-degree burns?

  • Sceptilianblade on December 14th, 2011 4:49 pm

    *Praise to you, Lord Falcon.
    Fix'd.

  • Mr.Bla on December 14th, 2011 5:38 pm

    And on the 7th day, when god said “let there be light”, Arceus used Flash.

    Seriously….i would so buy this pic

  • death_by_Cucco on December 14th, 2011 6:55 pm

    I didnt see any chicken (or cucco wings for that matter) but I did wonder why kyorge is balancing a piece of meat from dragon warror monsters on his head perhaps its a clue that leads us to arcues's offspring?

  • Seto_Kaiba on December 14th, 2011 7:09 pm

    No, see, we're in this strange universe where Captain Falcon doesn't exist. He's been replaced by some pokemon. So, for the purposes of suspension of disbelief, Lord Arceus.

  • Paulrus-Keaton? on December 14th, 2011 8:40 pm

    Seeing I ended up finding the artist via Danbooru…. yeah, that would've made things easier. :/

  • Paulrus-Keaton? on December 14th, 2011 8:41 pm

    Here's the thing.
    It was kinda a joke and while I still want to draw it for shock value, I have that uneasy feeling it's gonna find its way onto a porn site. Because, you know, there's a fetish for everything.

  • Kn0w1d3a on December 14th, 2011 8:48 pm

    Arceus used foresight
    Darkrai is paralyzed
    Darkrai recovered
    Darkrai used Kiss
    IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE
    Darkrai defeated Arceus
    Darkrai obtained 30 silver pieces
    Darkrai used self-destruct

  • Omnomynous on December 14th, 2011 9:58 pm

    Later, the trainers stormed in with their pokeballs fully loaded, and prepared to capture him. Palkia took his claw and Spacial Reneded a trainers ear off, but Arceus kindly gave him another. Giratina was then payed 30 Pieces of Poke, but was overcome with great sorrow and banished himself in the DIstortion world.

    Arceus was then tortured by n00b trainers using cheap Strategies Like FEAR and SABER on him constantly only to heal him when he got beaten down. Trainers mocked him by giving him a crown of Ferrothorns and called him King of the Ubers. When he was finally nailed on the cross, he looked up at the sky and shouted Father, do not Punch them, for they know not what they do!" People gambled for his plates, but soon Arceus uttered, "It is finished." And he died.

    Captain Falcon watched from the heavens. and there was a great silence in all the land. A single Manly tear from the falcon dropped from the heavens and crashed towards the ground And then an Earthquake tore through the temples of Smogon, and the tier list was torn in half.

    3 days later, Arcues rose from the dead and returned to his father's side.

  • Jimmy on December 15th, 2011 2:46 am

    I know, I'm just messing with you. I figured you'd humor us by just drawing the turnip and Fluttershy saying "You want me to do what now?" or something funny.

  • Zeleas on December 15th, 2011 8:15 pm

    ^ Best scriptural-pokemon combination yet.

    In addition,
    Enemy Romans used Rock Tomb!
    Trainer used Max Revive!
    Arceus used Earthquake!
    Arceus destroyed Temple!
    Arceus became type: Ghost type
    Death was defeated!
    Everyone obtained Eternal Life!

  • wolfenpilot687 on January 15th, 2012 11:27 pm

    Da Smeargle Code.

  • Zanzibar on April 29th, 2012 4:18 pm

    Who needs a car when you got an all-powerful deity?

  • saben on May 7th, 2012 2:57 pm

    how can you have a last supper without Mew but have mewtwo who is the youngest species of pokemon

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