SQUIRTLE NIRVANA

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 6, 2011 · 10:01 AM 
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56 Responses to “SQUIRVANA”

  1. Ernac on December 6th, 2011 10:04 am

    Ha ha… Penis.

  2. ProfessorLuigi on December 6th, 2011 10:04 am

    Haha…. Wait. I don't get it.
    I don't think that counts as a joke.

  3. ProfessorLuigi on December 6th, 2011 10:06 am

    NO SQUIRTLE! IT'S A TRAP!

  4. Shatman on December 6th, 2011 10:11 am

    Nerdvana.

  5. Ice_Cold_Water on December 6th, 2011 10:12 am

    "How the fuck did they get that picture?!!?"
    <img src=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rVyADTlJ2C0/SnojZnv_gGI/AAAAAAAAAMM/Cb5vcBFYKtk/s320/FUUU+Squirtle.png>

  6. Just DA on December 6th, 2011 10:16 am

    No Squirtle! It's not worth it! You won't even be able to buy Bottled Water nor Lemonade with it!

  7. Abum12345 on December 6th, 2011 10:18 am

    You mean you don't see it? Its sort of ironic really.

  8. Shatman on December 6th, 2011 10:26 am

    Actually he could! It's a US dollar, so it's 350 pokedollars.

    Source: Lemonade is one USD at a vending machine, sometimes $1.25.

    At 1.00 for lemonade, the exchange rate is 1 USD = 350 PKD.
    At 1.25, the exchange rate would be 1 USD = 280 PKD.

    Naturally, this doesn't take into account supply and demand.

  9. Smirky on December 6th, 2011 10:30 am

    Pokémon genitals? CANNOT UNSEE!! Thanks a lot, Shawn.

  10. C__F on December 6th, 2011 10:44 am

    Smells like ocean waves.

    ♪ Stock up on balls; grab Max Repels
    Go get some snacks from Slowpoke Well.
    It's time to leave the grassy turf
    Oh, yes, I say, it's time to Surf. ♪

    ♫ To surf, to surf, to surf, oh, to surf.
    To surf, to surf, to surf, let's use surf. ♫

    ♪ So, press START, make sure you SAVE!
    Before we go out there; riding waves!
    We've got no land; this ain't a cave!
    On the great blue, riding waves! ♪

    Yeah!

    <img src="http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/7894/sunglasses.png&quot; /img>

  11. meinmattias on December 6th, 2011 10:46 am

    Smells Like Peen Spirit.

  12. Shatman on December 6th, 2011 10:49 am

    This would mean a nugget, which is a highly polished gold orb, is worth only $14.29 to $17.86 in USD.

  13. VT_Juju_Man on December 6th, 2011 10:52 am

    parody lyrics eh….?

    Pull a bike out
    In a building
    Oak reminds us
    "Don't do that thing!"

    That's about all i've got…..

  14. Shatman on December 6th, 2011 10:56 am
  15. Mentlegen on December 6th, 2011 11:18 am

    Even though "Hot Skitty on Wailord action" was already obviously sexual, this new mind image turns it into something way scarier.

  16. SirNumel on December 6th, 2011 11:19 am

    I didn't even see them until you pointed them out. Thanks a lot, Smirky.

  17. Mentlegen on December 6th, 2011 11:35 am

    Squirvana seems so popular, but people only mention "Smells Like Ocean Waves".

    "Heart Shaped PC-BOX1", "I Hate Myself And I Want To Faint", "Love Water Gun", "Indigo Plateau", "Lake of Rage" and so many other songs forgotten…it's like people had Amnesia.

  18. Kn0w1d3a on December 6th, 2011 11:48 am

    I don't recall seeing those genitals in the game….or anime….or manga….or on the stuffed animal

  19. Apceros on December 6th, 2011 11:49 am

    I'm just going to pretend it's a gimpy foot… yeah… a gimpy foot. -_-;

  20. StompyChar on December 6th, 2011 12:14 pm

    Squirtle used Water Spo- Oh god no…

  21. HughbertEsq on December 6th, 2011 12:53 pm

    Oooh it looks just like it… right down to the….
    ick
    gak
    rosebud….

  22. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on December 6th, 2011 12:55 pm

    or on real turtles.

  23. HughbertEsq on December 6th, 2011 12:58 pm

    Smeagle used Lure!

  24. Mindlessinvalid on December 6th, 2011 1:03 pm

    There's a guy who runs a comic shop in Aberdeen (washington) that used to be the building where Nirvana did their first performance. He primarily deals in Star Wars stuff (it's called the Star Wars store for a reason) but he also handles trading cards and actual comic books.

    I want him to hang this sign in the pokemon section of his store. My younger sister worked there part time for 2 years, I think I can get her to convince him.

  25. Mindlessinvalid on December 6th, 2011 1:07 pm

    Remember, common sense is a superpower in the pokemon world. Being able to make basic rational judgments makes you a Champion.

    I see nothing wrong with gold being so cheap there, especially since there's no such thing as limited quantity there. It's more miraculous that anyone has to pay for anything at all given that the shops never run out of anything.

  26. Mindlessinvalid on December 6th, 2011 1:14 pm

    No, it's just that people who say they like Squirvana seldom actually do. I mean, anyone can just look up a title on bulbapedia to look knowledgeable, but really they're just using Smoke Screen.

  27. ChemicalKirby on December 6th, 2011 2:32 pm

    I have the card with this art.
    Didn't see the penis before…

  28. VyseRogueKing on December 6th, 2011 2:40 pm

    My personal favorite would have to be "Snorlax in the Way"

  29. GazzyW007 on December 6th, 2011 3:25 pm

    So it's NOT like raaain, on a wedding day? I've been steered wrong all these years!

  30. Drjolt on December 6th, 2011 3:30 pm

    Squirtle, don't take the money or you'll be in a pet store where they feed you cardboard.
    (Oh what the fuck? On google chrome, a typo fixer for Squirtle says "shirtless.")

  31. Alpar on December 6th, 2011 3:38 pm

    It's funny because penis means wang.

    Crap, I think something's wrong here.

  32. Alpar on December 6th, 2011 3:38 pm

    I prefer Slash.

  33. MokubaKaiba on December 6th, 2011 3:44 pm

    can i touch you?…

  34. Alpar on December 6th, 2011 3:57 pm

    WOAH, where'd you come from…

    …wait, nobody's around. Maybe I can kidnap this kid and sell him for ransom! I'm sure nobody's done anything like that before.

  35. Uzumakiclan43 on December 6th, 2011 4:13 pm

    Talk about a "money shot"!

  36. penguindude42 on December 6th, 2011 4:23 pm

    Snooping as usual, I see.

  37. penguindude42 on December 6th, 2011 4:27 pm

    Why don't you have a have a seat over there.
    *points to a corner*

  38. Alpar on December 6th, 2011 5:12 pm

    Good idea.

    *Throws Mokuba into corner*

  39. Red on December 6th, 2011 6:26 pm

    This is the last time I loan out any of my pokemon to do photo shoots

    I didn't get a single pokedollar from the sales of this record!

  40. Omnomynous on December 6th, 2011 6:52 pm

    "Did you see that? A Giant Blue skinned Squirtle took my MIllionth Dollar! WAAAAHH!"

  41. Mindlessinvalid on December 6th, 2011 7:02 pm

    I found myself in Aberdeen today, and took a couple of pictures. One's of the Star Wars store, but the Kurt Cobaine sign is too small to read) and one of a sign for Kurt Cobaine Landing. http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/pregoisfo…

  42. Black_Steve on December 6th, 2011 7:24 pm

    I thought their cover of "The Man who sold the Magikarp" was haunting.

  43. TheArrived on December 6th, 2011 7:37 pm

    Looks like Squirtle's using his "Water Gun."

    I'm sorry.

  44. PortalMan118 on December 6th, 2011 8:40 pm

    and from this day forth, I won't look at a Squirtle if it isn't wearing pants.

  45. Lt_John_Pike on December 6th, 2011 9:28 pm

    Nope

  46. Lt_John_Pike on December 6th, 2011 9:29 pm

    Can't let you watch that, music video!

  47. Lt_John_Pike on December 6th, 2011 9:31 pm

    Win

  48. Jimmy on December 6th, 2011 10:17 pm

    *Smeargle

  49. Psycroc on December 6th, 2011 10:21 pm

    God I wish I could Photoshop Chris Squirtfield, it would go so well with this picture…

  50. BasketGT on December 6th, 2011 10:43 pm

    Ten cookies to whomever posts a picture of Gollum.

  51. Deep Thought on December 7th, 2011 12:06 am

    PINGAS!

  52. AManWithACloak on December 7th, 2011 2:12 am

    Shut up, Mokuba.

  53. grapemandk on December 7th, 2011 3:25 pm

    I believe it's from the FR/LG card set http://www.pokemoncharacters.com/cards/squirtle.g…

  54. wistfulpenguin on December 8th, 2011 4:58 pm

    ……………………. Why…. why do that extra detail…….

  55. Gary_Blue on December 9th, 2011 12:06 am

    How do you think those fancy Eggs are made?

  56. killercartoons on December 13th, 2011 3:03 pm

    Nice!

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