SQUIRTLE NIRVANA

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 6, 2011 · 10:01 AM 
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Cover Art, Musical, Nintendo, Off Duty, Pokémon, Special Attacks, Strike A Pose, Under the Sea

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56 Responses to “SQUIRVANA”

  1. Ernac on December 6th, 2011 10:04 am

    Ha ha… Penis.

  2. ProfessorLuigi on December 6th, 2011 10:06 am

    NO SQUIRTLE! IT'S A TRAP!

  3. Shatman on December 6th, 2011 10:11 am

    Nerdvana.

  4. Ice_Cold_Water on December 6th, 2011 10:12 am

    "How the fuck did they get that picture?!!?"
    <img src=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rVyADTlJ2C0/SnojZnv_gGI/AAAAAAAAAMM/Cb5vcBFYKtk/s320/FUUU+Squirtle.png>

  5. Just DA on December 6th, 2011 10:16 am

    No Squirtle! It's not worth it! You won't even be able to buy Bottled Water nor Lemonade with it!

  6. Smirky on December 6th, 2011 10:30 am

    Pokémon genitals? CANNOT UNSEE!! Thanks a lot, Shawn.

  7. meinmattias on December 6th, 2011 10:46 am

    Smells Like Peen Spirit.

  8. VT_Juju_Man on December 6th, 2011 10:52 am

    parody lyrics eh….?

    Pull a bike out
    In a building
    Oak reminds us
    "Don't do that thing!"

    That's about all i've got…..

  9. Mentlegen on December 6th, 2011 11:35 am

    Squirvana seems so popular, but people only mention "Smells Like Ocean Waves".

    "Heart Shaped PC-BOX1", "I Hate Myself And I Want To Faint", "Love Water Gun", "Indigo Plateau", "Lake of Rage" and so many other songs forgotten…it's like people had Amnesia.

  10. Kn0w1d3a on December 6th, 2011 11:48 am

    I don't recall seeing those genitals in the game….or anime….or manga….or on the stuffed animal

  11. HughbertEsq on December 6th, 2011 12:53 pm

    Oooh it looks just like it… right down to the….
    ick
    gak
    rosebud….

  12. HughbertEsq on December 6th, 2011 12:58 pm

    Smeagle used Lure!

  13. Mindlessinvalid on December 6th, 2011 1:03 pm

    There's a guy who runs a comic shop in Aberdeen (washington) that used to be the building where Nirvana did their first performance. He primarily deals in Star Wars stuff (it's called the Star Wars store for a reason) but he also handles trading cards and actual comic books.

    I want him to hang this sign in the pokemon section of his store. My younger sister worked there part time for 2 years, I think I can get her to convince him.

  14. ChemicalKirby on December 6th, 2011 2:32 pm

    I have the card with this art.
    Didn't see the penis before…

  15. Drjolt on December 6th, 2011 3:30 pm

    Squirtle, don't take the money or you'll be in a pet store where they feed you cardboard.
    (Oh what the fuck? On google chrome, a typo fixer for Squirtle says "shirtless.")

  16. Alpar on December 6th, 2011 3:38 pm

    I prefer Slash.

  17. Uzumakiclan43 on December 6th, 2011 4:13 pm

    Talk about a "money shot"!

  18. Red on December 6th, 2011 6:26 pm

    This is the last time I loan out any of my pokemon to do photo shoots

    I didn't get a single pokedollar from the sales of this record!

  19. Omnomynous on December 6th, 2011 6:52 pm

    "Did you see that? A Giant Blue skinned Squirtle took my MIllionth Dollar! WAAAAHH!"

  20. TheArrived on December 6th, 2011 7:37 pm

    Looks like Squirtle's using his "Water Gun."

    I'm sorry.

  21. PortalMan118 on December 6th, 2011 8:40 pm

    and from this day forth, I won't look at a Squirtle if it isn't wearing pants.

  22. Psycroc on December 6th, 2011 10:21 pm

    God I wish I could Photoshop Chris Squirtfield, it would go so well with this picture…

  23. wistfulpenguin on December 8th, 2011 4:58 pm

    ……………………. Why…. why do that extra detail…….

  24. killercartoons on December 13th, 2011 3:03 pm

    Nice!

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