Parody lyrics… go!
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Ha ha… Penis.
Haha…. Wait. I don't get it.
I don't think that counts as a joke.
NO SQUIRTLE! IT'S A TRAP!
Nerdvana.
"How the fuck did they get that picture?!!?"
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No Squirtle! It's not worth it! You won't even be able to buy Bottled Water nor Lemonade with it!
You mean you don't see it? Its sort of ironic really.
Actually he could! It's a US dollar, so it's 350 pokedollars.
Source: Lemonade is one USD at a vending machine, sometimes $1.25.
At 1.00 for lemonade, the exchange rate is 1 USD = 350 PKD.
At 1.25, the exchange rate would be 1 USD = 280 PKD.
Naturally, this doesn't take into account supply and demand.
Pokémon genitals? CANNOT UNSEE!! Thanks a lot, Shawn.
Smells like ocean waves.
♪ Stock up on balls; grab Max Repels
Go get some snacks from Slowpoke Well.
It's time to leave the grassy turf
Oh, yes, I say, it's time to Surf. ♪
♫ To surf, to surf, to surf, oh, to surf.
To surf, to surf, to surf, let's use surf. ♫
♪ So, press START, make sure you SAVE!
Before we go out there; riding waves!
We've got no land; this ain't a cave!
On the great blue, riding waves! ♪
Yeah!
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Smells Like Peen Spirit.
This would mean a nugget, which is a highly polished gold orb, is worth only $14.29 to $17.86 in USD.
parody lyrics eh….?
Pull a bike out
In a building
Oak reminds us
"Don't do that thing!"
That's about all i've got…..
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Even though "Hot Skitty on Wailord action" was already obviously sexual, this new mind image turns it into something way scarier.
I didn't even see them until you pointed them out. Thanks a lot, Smirky.
Squirvana seems so popular, but people only mention "Smells Like Ocean Waves".
"Heart Shaped PC-BOX1", "I Hate Myself And I Want To Faint", "Love Water Gun", "Indigo Plateau", "Lake of Rage" and so many other songs forgotten…it's like people had Amnesia.
I don't recall seeing those genitals in the game….or anime….or manga….or on the stuffed animal
I'm just going to pretend it's a gimpy foot… yeah… a gimpy foot. -_-;
Squirtle used Water Spo- Oh god no…
Oooh it looks just like it… right down to the….
ick
gak
rosebud….
or on real turtles.
Smeagle used Lure!
There's a guy who runs a comic shop in Aberdeen (washington) that used to be the building where Nirvana did their first performance. He primarily deals in Star Wars stuff (it's called the Star Wars store for a reason) but he also handles trading cards and actual comic books.
I want him to hang this sign in the pokemon section of his store. My younger sister worked there part time for 2 years, I think I can get her to convince him.
Remember, common sense is a superpower in the pokemon world. Being able to make basic rational judgments makes you a Champion.
I see nothing wrong with gold being so cheap there, especially since there's no such thing as limited quantity there. It's more miraculous that anyone has to pay for anything at all given that the shops never run out of anything.
No, it's just that people who say they like Squirvana seldom actually do. I mean, anyone can just look up a title on bulbapedia to look knowledgeable, but really they're just using Smoke Screen.
I have the card with this art.
Didn't see the penis before…
My personal favorite would have to be "Snorlax in the Way"
So it's NOT like raaain, on a wedding day? I've been steered wrong all these years!
Squirtle, don't take the money or you'll be in a pet store where they feed you cardboard.
(Oh what the fuck? On google chrome, a typo fixer for Squirtle says "shirtless.")
It's funny because penis means wang.
Crap, I think something's wrong here.
I prefer Slash.
can i touch you?…
WOAH, where'd you come from…
…wait, nobody's around. Maybe I can kidnap this kid and sell him for ransom! I'm sure nobody's done anything like that before.
Talk about a "money shot"!
Snooping as usual, I see.
Why don't you have a have a seat over there.
*points to a corner*
Good idea.
*Throws Mokuba into corner*
This is the last time I loan out any of my pokemon to do photo shoots
I didn't get a single pokedollar from the sales of this record!
"Did you see that? A Giant Blue skinned Squirtle took my MIllionth Dollar! WAAAAHH!"
I found myself in Aberdeen today, and took a couple of pictures. One's of the Star Wars store, but the Kurt Cobaine sign is too small to read) and one of a sign for Kurt Cobaine Landing. http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/pregoisfo…
I thought their cover of "The Man who sold the Magikarp" was haunting.
Looks like Squirtle's using his "Water Gun."
I'm sorry.
and from this day forth, I won't look at a Squirtle if it isn't wearing pants.
Nope
Can't let you watch that, music video!
Win
*Smeargle
God I wish I could Photoshop Chris Squirtfield, it would go so well with this picture…
Ten cookies to whomever posts a picture of Gollum.
PINGAS!
Shut up, Mokuba.
I believe it's from the FR/LG card set http://www.pokemoncharacters.com/cards/squirtle.g…
……………………. Why…. why do that extra detail…….
How do you think those fancy Eggs are made?
Nice!