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Reasons I call for a medic

And that’s why most medic’s ignore those little word bubbles that always pop up everywhere!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 10, 2011 · 10:18 PM 
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Chris Piefield! amidoinitrite?
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17 replies · active 713 weeks ago
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13 replies · active 713 weeks ago
I call for a medic so others can't have them.
Problem?
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3 replies · active 713 weeks ago
When I'm a Medic, I just call out "Medic" to I announce that I'm coming to heal and stuff.
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2 replies · active 713 weeks ago
I usually see it as funny when it's a Sudden Death and there's nothing but Medics.
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"Because the dumbass won't heal me"
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My reason: Because spamming Medic is fun.
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3 replies · active 713 weeks ago
Why I am medic:
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7 replies · active 713 weeks ago
Need a doctor?
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1 reply · active 713 weeks ago
4. My fingers are too fat.

mmm... pie
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2 replies · active 713 weeks ago
I just like to press E. That's all.
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Not pictured: when Heavy wants to be buttfubercharged.
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Where is the "Playing as Sniper or Scout and got winged by a single bullet" slice?
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1 reply · active 713 weeks ago
This is why when medic is played I have it set so my teammates automatically call out for a medic when they hit below 50% I always accidentally call for medic because of these damn moving keyboards.
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Why I don't play Medic:
people calling for medic:
50% People who have full health or are already overhealed
50% People who are dying but are dead before I'm halfway to them.
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It's missing "because I'm a Heavy" on that chart.

Those Heavys these day and their Pocket Medics and their Sandviches and thier Evicition Notices and their Stakes and their missing ribs and their boxing gloves and their Brass Beasts and their bromance and their ushankas and their 400000 dollars and their hound dogs and their mega babboon hearts and their cyborg arms and their knee slapping and their bald heads and their Mann Co. and their gun fetishism...
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3 replies · active 713 weeks ago
I play as medic, so when I call for medic, it is to tell other people I am medic man. :D
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Explains why M1-pyros call "medic" all the time...
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4 replies · active 713 weeks ago
i don't call the medic because I AM THE MEDIC!!!!
its a lonely life
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Luckily for me, I have automatic reload and Medic set to my R key.

Gotta love quick reflex micspamming. <3
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Pie graphs........They make the world go round.
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Option 4: I like confusing my medics
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Hey, did everyone hear about the recent steam hack?
If steam recorded your credit card numbers, you may be at risk.
I knew that not haveing them keep me debit card number was a good idea.
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Heh, *scout: Too slow!* I call for a medic when I try to use zxc keys and call for help or capping the point. Funny thing is that i am also a bttle medic with solemn vow instead of ubersaw so i see if my target is heavily wounded.
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The one that's microscopic and is not able to be viewed is "I need to support my family! I do not want to die at this time, kind sir!"
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What about: "I just saw a medic walk past me so I should probably call out to him?"
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And that's why it's hard being a medic.
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