Reasons I call for a medic

And that’s why most medic’s ignore those little word bubbles that always pop up everywhere!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 10, 2011 · 10:18 PM 
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89 Responses to “Reasons I call for a medic”

  1. Tobikun on November 10th, 2011 10:25 pm

    This is why when medic is played I have it set so my teammates automatically call out for a medic when they hit below 50% I always accidentally call for medic because of these damn moving keyboards.

  2. Psycroc on November 10th, 2011 10:25 pm

    "Because the dumbass won't heal me"

  3. CosmicSkyscrapa on November 10th, 2011 9:27 pm

    And that's why it's hard being a medic.

  4. TheAl41 on November 10th, 2011 10:27 pm

    Explains why M1-pyros call "medic" all the time…
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  5. Vosur on November 10th, 2011 10:28 pm

    I usually see it as funny when it's a Sudden Death and there's nothing but Medics.

  6. Ice_Cold_Water on November 10th, 2011 10:29 pm

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  7. Doctor Rover on November 10th, 2011 10:31 pm

    I saw
    I laughed
    I cried
    I gasped for air
    I laughed some more

  8. Ovahdrive on November 10th, 2011 10:32 pm
  9. KZN02 on November 10th, 2011 10:36 pm

    When I'm a Medic, I just call out "Medic" to I announce that I'm coming to heal and stuff.

  10. invadingduck on November 10th, 2011 10:50 pm

    Where is the "Playing as Sniper or Scout and got winged by a single bullet" slice?

  11. The AntiVillain on November 10th, 2011 10:51 pm

    i don't call the medic because I AM THE MEDIC!!!!
    its a lonely life

  12. Vabolo on November 10th, 2011 10:54 pm

    Not pictured: when Heavy wants to be buttfubercharged.

  13. ibbolia on November 10th, 2011 11:03 pm
  14. Acias on November 10th, 2011 11:13 pm

    I just like to press E. That's all.

  15. Skrist on November 10th, 2011 11:34 pm

    I call for a medic so others can't have them.
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  16. Drjolt on November 10th, 2011 11:48 pm

    The one that's microscopic and is not able to be viewed is "I need to support my family! I do not want to die at this time, kind sir!"

  17. spplmj on November 11th, 2011 12:00 am

    4. My fingers are too fat.

    mmm… pie

  18. Alpar on November 11th, 2011 12:16 am

    My reason: Because spamming Medic is fun.

  19. RespectfulGlove on November 11th, 2011 12:35 am

    Luckily for me, I have automatic reload and Medic set to my R key.

    Gotta love quick reflex micspamming. <3

  20. TheInsaneWombat on November 11th, 2011 1:14 am

    I play as medic, so when I call for medic, it is to tell other people I am medic man. :D

  21. MasterLuigi452 on November 11th, 2011 3:51 am
  22. Shady Kitsune on November 11th, 2011 4:04 am

    It's missing "because I'm a Heavy" on that chart.

    Those Heavys these day and their Pocket Medics and their Sandviches and thier Evicition Notices and their Stakes and their missing ribs and their boxing gloves and their Brass Beasts and their bromance and their ushankas and their 400000 dollars and their hound dogs and their mega babboon hearts and their cyborg arms and their knee slapping and their bald heads and their Mann Co. and their gun fetishism…

  23. kitsunechao on November 11th, 2011 8:12 am

    Heh, *scout: Too slow!* I call for a medic when I try to use zxc keys and call for help or capping the point. Funny thing is that i am also a bttle medic with solemn vow instead of ubersaw so i see if my target is heavily wounded.

  24. CriticalQuit on November 11th, 2011 9:43 am

    Why I don't play Medic:
    people calling for medic:
    50% People who have full health or are already overhealed
    50% People who are dying but are dead before I'm halfway to them.

  25. ProfessorLuigi on November 11th, 2011 10:05 am

    Hey, did everyone hear about the recent steam hack?
    If steam recorded your credit card numbers, you may be at risk.
    I knew that not haveing them keep me debit card number was a good idea.

  26. TransPM on November 11th, 2011 11:43 am

    What about: "I just saw a medic walk past me so I should probably call out to him?"

  27. Oddwan on November 11th, 2011 2:53 pm
  28. MeatyMcSausage on November 11th, 2011 7:06 pm

    Option 4: I like confusing my medics

  29. PortalMan118 on November 11th, 2011 7:42 pm

    Pie graphs……..They make the world go round.

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