And that’s why most medic’s ignore those little word bubbles that always pop up everywhere!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 10, 2011 · 10:18 PM
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This is why when medic is played I have it set so my teammates automatically call out for a medic when they hit below 50% I always accidentally call for medic because of these damn moving keyboards.
"Because the dumbass won't heal me"
And that's why it's hard being a medic.
Explains why M1-pyros call "medic" all the time…
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I usually see it as funny when it's a Sudden Death and there's nothing but Medics.
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I saw
I laughed
I cried
I gasped for air
I laughed some more
You have received the Baton of +2 Healing!
Chris Piefield! amidoinitrite?
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When I'm a Medic, I just call out "Medic" to I announce that I'm coming to heal and stuff.
chris is never leaving halolz. he will be here rel="nofollow">
Seeing this makes me believe that there will be a Chris for everything.
Where is the "Playing as Sniper or Scout and got winged by a single bullet" slice?
i don't call the medic because I AM THE MEDIC!!!!
its a lonely life
That's the same reason I hit X+2 all the time while playing Spy.
And then, say that Soldier/Demoman is OP.
Not pictured: when Heavy wants to be buttfubercharged.
IT'S TOO GRAPHIC!
But seriously, it doesn't look like it took much of an effort to do. You might say that it was as easy as pie.
I like to hang around my team's local engie nest and spam that to put them on edge. When they get used to it, I tell the other team's Spy to come over for some fun.
And then he saps the sentries.
You'd be surprised how long it took to piece it together.
Why I am medic:
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I just like to press E. That's all.
HEALING SHIV! HEALING SHIV! HEALING SHIV!
I call for a medic so others can't have them.
Problem?
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Saxton Hale is definitely OP, they should nerf his damage.
The one that's microscopic and is not able to be viewed is "I need to support my family! I do not want to die at this time, kind sir!"
4. My fingers are too fat.
mmm… pie
My reason: Because spamming Medic is fun.
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It's how the British fix their problems. They beat you with a stick.
In hospital with broken leg? You get whacked with a stick.
At home with stomach cramps? you get whacked with a stick.
Seems too be working aswell. :P
Pony comments on halolz? rel="nofollow"> Uh oh.
Luckily for me, I have automatic reload and Medic set to my R key.
Gotta love quick reflex micspamming. <3
But of course.
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Demoman: MEEEEEDICK!!!!
Your food is boring? Hit it with a stick!
Your teeth hurt because of the jagged stick pieces in your food? Hit them with a stick!
Your stick has caused you to reinforce negative stereotypes? Hit it with a stick!
Profit?
I'll believe it Venn I see it. In the mean time, I'll be in line at this bar.
SANDVICH MAKE ME RELEASE EPISODE 3 TOO LATE!
I play as medic, so when I call for medic, it is to tell other people I am medic man. :D
Why yes there is a problem…
Your face is so deformed it is causing me pain…
please go see a medic about that
Make a joke about British politics? You better believe that's a paddling.
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… So that's the medic from Team Fortress Classic? Except that stick is missing a blade and a green/red light.
I need an adult!
Wait a second…
You should see a doctor about that…
It's missing "because I'm a Heavy" on that chart.
Those Heavys these day and their Pocket Medics and their Sandviches and thier Evicition Notices and their Stakes and their missing ribs and their boxing gloves and their Brass Beasts and their bromance and their ushankas and their 400000 dollars and their hound dogs and their mega babboon hearts and their cyborg arms and their knee slapping and their bald heads and their Mann Co. and their gun fetishism…
Stick it too the man!
Sorry. xD
So much paddling it's almost competitive rowing.
Trollheavy is credit to team!
Most of us -are- adults.
;3
Most of the time snipers and scouts die instantly so the slice is nearly invisible.
You're missing "Because I'm out of ammo and want to feel useful."
Met a F2Per the other day didn't know how to get more ammo. I'm amazed the dumb*insert jarring interruption noise* hadn't run over a dead weapon or piece of an engie construct. How do you not know how to grab more ammo? The game even has an idiot-resistant tutorial!
Here in Australia, we just use the good ol' boot.
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I dunno. Call of Duty?
But he's Saxton Hale. He's supposed to be ridiculously OP.
He thought he needed Scavenger to get more ammo.
Oh Come on, we all know the reason a medic is called is because our e finger twitches mysteriously while playing TF2, as if possessed by the very souls of the hats.
ee-yup
by the way, where did that D: redfield came from?
he is not in the meme database… so I only know he is from resident evil, game I never played
Somone making fun of britan?
Hit 'em with a stick.
Heh, *scout: Too slow!* I call for a medic when I try to use zxc keys and call for help or capping the point. Funny thing is that i am also a bttle medic with solemn vow instead of ubersaw so i see if my target is heavily wounded.
Oh shoot.
It all makes sense now…
SPPLMJ IS GABEN!
he is from here, my friend from the other side of Los Andes http://www.halolz.com/2011/09/26/left-5-dead/
I was expecting chris medicfield, but this one works too.
Thank you, kind sir…
…in Resident evil you cant run and gun?
reminds me of gunstar heroes fixed mode, eight directions to shoot, nowhere to run…
Good thing is, they won't be playing TF2 anytime soon. There IS a purpose for MW3!!!
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that's a paddlin…
Just wait, there will be a Trololol sound replacement made for the minigun soon.
I was hoping for Chris Medicfield.
Why I don't play Medic:
people calling for medic:
50% People who have full health or are already overhealed
50% People who are dying but are dead before I'm halfway to them.
I don't like that wink you're giving me…
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To max out where max health?
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My reason: Usually because someone else is spamming the medic button and I want to join in.
Hey, did everyone hear about the recent steam hack?
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I knew that not haveing them keep me debit card number was a good idea.
I figured someone else would have had that covered.
my bad ability with photoshop, paint or any program of that kind is the only thing that keeps me from doing that, please, universe and people who visit this wonderful place, make my dream and the one of many others come true.
yes, you can't run or shoot in any resident evil, thats why that post is funny (and many others reasons)
What about: "I just saw a medic walk past me so I should probably call out to him?"
Bald heads? Hound Dog Heavies would like a word with you.
Yes, it's also to keep the dumb kids out of school so they don't become doctors.
Need a doctor?
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You are forgiven. We got to stick together here.
I wasn't even expecting one for this submission. That'll teach me.
Option 4: I like confusing my medics
Pie graphs……..They make the world go round.
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But he can't use guns and how is he… Wait,
Nope! he's still op, he has hands…
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I did mention hound dogs.
Whoops!