No one likes being assaulted by someone elses nuts!
By Angel M.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 9, 2011 · 10:31 PM
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Categories: Balls of Steel, Gameboy, Nintendo, Retro, The Legend of Zelda, Weak Points · Leave a comment (73 Comments) |
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Pedobear approves.
Getting assaulted just makes her go….NUTS!
Ah. I still remember playing through this. Good times.
Link: Don't worry Zelda! I'll shot one of MY nuts at anyone who tries to hurt us!
Zelda: Um…Since when did you get those?
Link: I bought them at the store! I always keep my nuts in a bag just in case!
Zelda: What store was this?
Link: The one right next to your castle
*Zelda shivers in fear*
Well maybe if I use MY nuts we could stun him long enough to get around. *reaches into pants and uses a flash of his nuts*
They should let you strap explosives to your dead body in Halo.
*T-bagger kills you…. walks to body*
*KABOOM*
Life made simpler.
I guess it would work for Link too… does he ever die on his own?
May I recommend fire?After all, there's nothing much like roasted nuts.
Well den, kudos to the nut(s) who submitted the link for this image!
You found MACE! (Dadada-daaaaaaaaa)
It seems like the perfect thing to protect yourself from somebody else's nuts.
You mean like Deku Nuts? Those things are the sign of masculinity for Dekus everywhere!
Obligatory related VG Cats comic.
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What? You mean deez NUTS!?
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It's okay Zelda, I have the solution!!! I'll just whip out my legendary Master Sword!!! That can vanquish anything!!!
*Begins to unzip pants*
Zelda: *EEEEEEEK!!!*
SMACK!!!
Well ain't that just nutty
Zelda should just take a women's self defense class.
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Awwww nuts…
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Oh come on, he's a fairy boy! He can take his fair share of nuts, Din knows he probably has already.
Oh wait, that's Tingle.
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Sounds like they're in need…
*sunglasses*
…of a cock block.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH
I think a good offense would be the best defense in this case…
The disturbing thing is, they're only kids in this game….sooooo….
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*Insert Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC joke*
(Sung to the tune of Ghostbusters)
If you need defence!
Against someone's nuts!
Who ya gonna call?
JOHNNY CAGE!
It's funny how in games like oot where deku nuts…..flash, and cause everything to…..stun….
Now these nut's got a whole new meaning
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I…need an adult?
It's funny for all the accidental innuendos you can find in Nintendo games.
They do have a way of defending yourself……it's called a condom.
It looks like…They're in a nutty situation.
*gets boo'd out*
wait a minute… wich zelda game is this?
I never played a game where zelda is not a ghost, or a statue, or a prisoner, or a prisioner statue of a ghost…
It’s called a Jockstrap princess, or if you prefer, briefs!
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THIS WAS NUTS!