Either the Pyro had target=”_blank”>a Buzz Lightyear style emotional breakdown long before becoming a mercenary, or he/she just really loves those flowery hats!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 22, 2011 · 4:50 AM
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I….I have no words to describe this level of awesome. So I take it the engineer would be woody then?
Nah it would be the spy
I'M A SHAM! Look at me, I can't even puff n' sting a SPY.
But, the hat looked good? Tell me the hat looked good! The stockbrokers' scarf is a bit much, but…
Toy story tf2 skin. make it happen. my nostalgia needs stroking.
Do that on your own time, pervert!
Ah, memories…
and drugs, lots and lots of drugs.
In tea.
With hats.
You are a sad, strange little man.
…woman? Err, manwoman? I don't really know.
rel="nofollow">YOU. ARE. A. TOY.
"GONE!! It's all gone… One minute, you're strafing around and igniting RED Team, and suddenly you find yourself, facedown and backstabbed next to Mr.Engietoinette, and his little sentry!"
…How did it take this long for me/us to realize how similar those two hats are/were….O.O
To the capture point! And beyond!
I realised it the day the hat came out. I said I'd name it "Mrs Nesbit's Hat" when I could, and someone gave me a Name Tag to make it so.
I can't even remember my Jr year
There was more than one year?
Everyone knows that the Pyro's true identity is THE CLAAAAAAWWW!
You've got a Nemesis in me!
You've got a Nemesis in me!
Or you could go with the conspiracy theory that the Pyro is a woman.
LIES!!!!
And a knife. Don't forget the knife.
"I'm setting my flamethrower from airblast to burn."
rel="nofollow"> F@CKING KNIFE!
Great. Now I feel obliged to write this:
"My Little Sentry: Friendship is Upgrades"
AND I'M NOT EVEN A BRONY!
Buzz was a crazy member of a tea party all the way back in 95.
That was before they discovered his Spanish setting.
Oh sorry, getting political. I'll go into that corner over there.
Buzz Scout-year?
For some, yes.
That would be because you ignored rule #4 of Pyro, Everything is out to kill you.
Complete rule list
#1: Everyone is a spy, you must burn them
#2: Everything is a spy, you must burn them
#3: If nothing has happened for 5 seconds, there is a spy behind you
#4: Everything is out to kill you
#5: Burn everything
#6: ???
#7: Profit
It really does begin to sound like Team Fortress 2 at the end. "Years at the academy, WASTED!"
YOU. ARE. A…….actually what are you?
Wow I read that in Woody's Voice before even processing where the quote came from.
That's odd, because it's a Buzz line.
It must be done…
Great, great. If anyone attacks us, we can sweat them to death!
Suddenly, never removing the mask makes a lot more sense, s/he's afraid the atmosphere may be poisonous.
This isn't W-1ing, this is winning, with style!
so does my ego
BURNALLTHENOOBS!!!!!
The hat does look good, Pyro.
The apron is a bit much, though.
Strangely enough, I thought of rel="nofollow">Monty Python before I remembered Toy Story.
WOODY? ERECTING a dispenser?
Nah…
And now for something completely different
You guys know that “Mrs Nesbitt” is one of the old ladys from Monty Pythons flying circus?
(And her husband only knows the first rule of “how not to be seen”)
we're ready to film "Driving Mrs. Nesbit"
I submit this as evidence: http://www.halolz.com/2008/11/19/team-fortress-2-…
No, I AM MRS NESBIT
I AM MRS NESBIT!
I AM MRS NESBIT
IT IS I, MRS NESBIT!
IMMRSNESBIRMRSNESBITMRSNESBITIMNESBITMRSNESBITIAMNESBIT!
Ham: Oh boy…
A miserable pile of secrets.
I feel ashamed of myself now. Damn you early mornings! But yeah I meant Buzz's voice. There was a fire drill in my dorm this morning so even now I'm still groggy.
all I remember is bright lights and crunk… LOTS of crunk
Thank you, I did too, and I was scared that I was the only one.
*ahem*
Mrs. Nesbit, please stand up! *BANG* Mrs. Nesbit has learned the value of not being seen. And now for something completely different.
Good, good. It is the will of the herd.
Heavy to Medic: You've got a friend in m-- GACK!
*backtabbed*
BLU Spy: I was never really on your side.
So what am I then, a Bobtail that stops others from trying to hunt you down, but who will also bite your ankles if you step out of line?
MMMPHH mmmph mph mmmppphhh mph!
Yes, Mrs. Nesbit.
Please reference the following for the Monty Python Origin:
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_Not_to_Be_Seen]
Please reference this for Buzz Lightyear:
rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
If you still don’t get it, John Cleese may require another straight jacket…
BO-PEEP ERECTIN' A WOODY?
<img src="http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p172/radicalmoose/1280068176301.gif">
I'll get you next time Gadget, NEXT TIME!!
<img src="http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/5125/406864-dr.claw.jpg">
If that's your proof, then every character ever is also female, a pony, and in the porn business.
"#3: If nothing has happened for 5 seconds, there is a spy behind you"
Is so true it's not even funny. Makes it all the funnier when you turn around for no reason and find a spy trying to get you.
*waves* Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
That're rule 63, pony rule and rule 34
This needs to be made.
Good thing to see that Friendship is Magic isn't the only kids media grown men know nowadays.
He is a toy, he probobly isn't capable of having a woody.
If he is, Andy has one weird mom.
The Claw is our master.
The Claw decides who leaves or stays.
You're confusing nostalgia with ego.
You fool! Use your Axerate Button!
Yeah, where's the sense in having the living breathing plastic man get an erection? Nothing but nonsense I say!
It'd be one fucked up company that made anatomically correct toys for KIDS.
And more fucked up or unattentive parents who'd buy them for their kids.
Bonk Lightyear? Scout Bonkyear? Possibly other nonsensical puns on anything the Scout says, like pancakes?