The recruitment officer said he’d get to visit the farthest reaches of space… and of course Space Core enlisted immediately.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2011 · 4:25 PM
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Encase anyone was wondering, this was space core's original body.
Really? Seems more like it'd be Rick's line of work.
Poor space core, he used to be ripped!
This game just became much more appealing…
I saw this pop up in my Twitter and thought the world was ending since it wasn't TF2, Minecraft, Pokemon or Portal related. Looks like I was wrong
Inb4'spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace'
“Look! Space! SPACE! Our enemies hide in SPACE, the cowards! THE FOOLS! We… We should take away their SPAAACE!"
-- Chaos Lord Space Core III
I don't feel like making a Portal joke, but I would need to look up the Warhammer 40K mythos in order to correlate the two games, so…
What's your favorite thing about Space Marines? Mine is space.
Then he gifted it to a Blood Raven…
He also ripped apart other people, too.
This space is unclean. PURIFY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT!
These orcs are in the way of SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
Oh Hey! a spelling mistake!
Don't worry, it's space core related
"Damnit we know! Everybody knows! YOU! SPACE! IN IT! WEGETIT!
Hold on… when are the Space Marines actually in Space? unless the entire duty of Space Patrol is down to one Space Personality Core….
Dad, are you Space Marine?
Yes, son. Now we are an Army again.
Rick used his transforming powers of adventure to become the body. Space core used the power of space to become the head. TOGETHER THEY ARE…SPACE MARINE!
I AM A SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE marine
space core has an original body!? i thought the armor was just fill with
*put on sunglass*
space…
It's inevitable.
Enlisted to be a Space Marine?
… RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
SHAWN, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF 40k SPEES MAHRINES!
rel="nofollow"> Space core wants space!
Madness? THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEE
Moderately funny Space Core jokes are equally ubiquitous.
I prefer the Chaos core Marine >:)
Or an ingenious pun.
I don't think you can inb4 what's already in the submission.
You are correct sir!
Get out of here Agent Smith (And that phrase automagically made me think of 'GET OUT OF HERE STALKER')
Lies. It says Space, not Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
I SAID INB4, YOU BLIND JERK :<
It's almost as if people don't read inb4s….
*Looks at the camera while a laugh track plays*
Don't you mean…. rel="nofollow"> SPESS MEHRENS?!
Burn the Fact.
Kill the Adventure.
Purge the Wheatley.
And they shall know no SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
You. Yeah, you…I said inb4, goddammit!
What is inb4 is supposed to mean?
and yes, Im fucking blind with 9,5 diopter in each eye, thanks for the reminder -_-
Happy reading!
You didnt put enough A's
The general joke's there, though. It's just not elongated.
There's a difference between 'space' and 'spaaaaaaaaaaaace'. Two different subsets of the same 'Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace' meme.
I like that sword.
I wonder if you can make sword-chucks with it.
I've run out of space in my head to think of more space related puns.
Apparently your noble efforts didn't stop them from all repeating the most overused meme since card games on motorcycles.
Good try though.
I'm proud of you, grandson.
now you can be a family again
Oh no here come the SPACE Inquisitors!
TROLL DETECTED… AGAIN!
Orbital Dropping +1s
Sad face…
"SSSSSSSIIIIIINNDDRRIIIIIIIIII!"
I can picture him driving the chainsaw into an ork yelling "SPAAAAAAAAAACE!" for the entire duration of the cut.
The Cake god cares not from where the batter flows, only that it does!
You are two a's and a caps lock short.
It's
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
not
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
Quick summary, they are drafted from very violent people on very violent worlds. they are then genetically enhanced, trained, brainwashed to the point of utter loyalty, then told to go kill shit for the centuries they will not live to until they die.
If they do well in the above, they graduate from scouts to proper Space Marines, and are allowed to wear the signature Power Armor.
CAKE FOR THE CAKE GOD, ICING FOR THE CAKE THRONE!
And all that is absolutely needed to ensure humanities survival from the Xeno's which include but are not limited to: Orcs, Tyranids, Demons from the warp, Eldar, Tau, Necrons, and Space Marines warped by the power of Chaos, ect. ect.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Relevent.
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"Fact: Facts for the fact God."- Chaos Fact trooper.
IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR! FOR GLaDOS!
If you're going to go that far, just placing the space core's head in place of Captain Titus's in this image is blasphemy against the Adeptus Astartes and thus the Emperor and all the Imperium of Man itself.
Doing so would ultimately result in a visit from your friendly imperial Inquisitor who would examine your faithfulness and determine if this was, indeed, a joke at all and not some sign of Chaos influence.
>Khorne flakes
Sagat approves.
-1 Troll creepin' around here!
Need a plus 1 here!
Erectin' a plus 1!
And by that I mean I did a plus one on everybody.
U mad, ultranerds? *trollface*
He's a reeeeealy hard worker.
Imah Ork playah, an' even I find the descrippon of dis' 'ere pictoor to be blasphumus
And here is to wondering if Shawn will ever read these three comments above.
nope.avi
"As you know… our battle brothers are situated in space…"