I thought Link was the true hero of Hyrule… but he never showed up. I guess you could say he was… chicken? *ba-dum-dum ching!* Thank you! Tip your waitresses!
By ChrisCrossMedia, submitted by Justin B.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 16, 2011 · 1:18 AM
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Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Animated, Bad Ideas, GameCube, Growth Spurt, N64, Nintendo, Secret Items, The Legend of Zelda, Video Clips, Wild Animals · Leave a comment (70 Comments) |
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First, I'll take my -1's now.
Aaaaaaaahyep
Colonel Sanders…You bastard!
B-B-But…. why did it end in Wind Waker?
PIGS were in Wind Waker… not cuccos… wait… wait… was this video the inspiration for Angry Birds?
Don't look at the date that this video was posted, you're not thinking fourth dimensionally!
Damn, those cuccos sure took a long time to execute their revenge, considering they waited to kill Wind Waker Link. Of course, it could have been a few hours as far the Legend of Zelda timeline is concerned.
So would this be the LoZ version of a Prinny Game?
The orginal angry birds….had to say it!
What the cluck was Link thinking when he tossed that Cucco?
One chicken, one quest, for revenge…
I had the same reaction when I first saw the Great Fairy.
…until I saw her face. D:
1. Get thrown by a guy in a green hat
2. Horribly murder his ancestor hundreds of years later
3. ????
4. Profit
What's scary is that the cucco at the end (after 3 min) sounded like it had an evil laugh. o_o
…How can he be an ancestor if it's in the future…
*Pulls out the Grammar Hammer*
IT'S DESCENDANT YOU BLUNDERING BUFFOON!
Right? He had to know that he would run afowl of those birds as a result.
Of course, I can suspect what he was thinking when he saw that monstrosity rising from the sea…
"Oh, cock!"
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Cuccos are scary, but they've got nothing on rel="nofollow">Mega Ultra Chicken.
Oh god. Ed will never leave his room. not even for daily needs or free sex.
I'm erecting an -1spencer and upgrading it to lvl 3, just for you.
I was hoping to see the pirates of the caribbean ending have the cucco spit out link's ancestor's hat, link pick it up and dive into the cucco's mouth…. then again there's always this guy
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I guess you could say that Legend of Zelda ran afowl!
Best be careful, some people on Halolz don't like Flapjack, I loved it though (when it was on)
Darn beaten to my pun without even realizing it. Why'd you guys have to gobble all the good chicken puns?
I need to have a word with this ChrisCrossMedia for this blantant mockery of my Ancestors. Everyone knows that cuccos are a pathetic excuse for a bird, never mind a hero….OH GOD NO!!!
*flees from an army of angry Cuccos*
Especially with that rel="nofollow">Chick Magazine.
Maybe the ancestor was teleported to the future like how a certain, foolish samurai did.
And thus Link was sent to Davey Jones's locker where he was, for all time, surrounded by hundreds of fairies.
"HEY! LISTEN! HELLO! WATCH OUT!" for all eternity.
Yes, but if the link from HIS early life/his time still exists (which is presumed as it's the catalyst for all of it) despite his ancestor being in the future, it clearly means one of two things; his ancestor either already has children or a pregnant wife…or he's destined yet to return to his time and help sire the legacy that will lead to the one that torments the cucco's life! AND THERE'S NO WAY THE CUCCO WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER, THEREBY CREATING THE POTENTIAL FOR A TIME PARADOX! NO ONE IS SILLY ENOUGH, OR STUPID ENOUGH, TO TEMPT FATE IN SUCH A WAY!!! Also, it depends on which Link we're referring to here…because if it's one of the first Links, he can't be a very distant 'Ancestor', which would lead to a changing of the time line as Link will suddenly not have the 'distant father figure' ancestor in his life, thereby potentially changing his personality and actions, also leading to the cucco never being tormented, therefore creating a time paradox…
Huh…?
To quote James, "This feels like the sequel to a movie I missed…"
Dear-sweet-mother-of-God! moment at 2:50.
……..Way to go EonofAeon, you made my brain fart. and not in the good way.
…and then the bitches.
This will be in my nightmares for a while. Thanks.
I was already being chased by an army of those stupid birds (I'm hiding in the Thieve's hideout) and you just made my day worse by- AAAAAGGGHHH!!
*runs around the hideout being chased by an army of cuccos (in a style similar to a scooby doo chase)*
Hey! you arent a giant chicken!
-yeah, Im the kraken, you are looking for steve? he reported sick today, nice meeting you…
*eats link*
now I understand why… *spits Iron boots, boomerang, rotten milk, sword, shield, ocarina, pan flute, etc…*
And they didn't even fix that nose in the remake.
He will still leave for gravy.
rel="nofollow"> They should have made Link sit through this
I shall take that as a compliment.
Also, I just wanted to tell you this as a result…
YOU DUN GOT SCIENCE'D!
And buttered toast….
(I reaaallly shouldn't be imitating that so well after not seeing the show actively for almost 6 years…But yet, I'm sitting in my chair, copying his voice and accent quite well…)
Don't worry Link! I'll save you!
*ahem*
SCOOT-SCOOTALOO SCOOT-SCOOTALOO!
…
…
That didn't work didn't it?
YOU FOUND THE REGGIE!
EQUIP IT IN YOUR ITEM SLOT AND PRESS B TO MAKE YOUR BODY READY!
I really hate to egg you on with the puns, but I have to put a feather in your cap for this one.
Has anyone made a "Lol giant cock" joke yet?
No?
Strange.
Anyway, I think that any video or pic chicken-related should have the tag "Fowl Play", 'cause those two words were stuck in my head the WHOLE video.
Anyone with me?
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Vote for Cucco: The original Angry Bird.
It has those dark, creepy bits that Spongebob had a long time ago, before all this "kid-friendly" crap.
love the reference, but
GRAMMAR HAMMER
That didn't work, *did* it?
or, depending on meaning,
That *did* work, didn't it?
Well, they aren't that eggcellent. Not that I want to ruffle your feathers, avian though the situation isn't beak at the moment.
Vote for Legend of Cucco: Invaders Must Die
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Hammer revoked!
It was not an error pertaining mainly to grammar, but more to logic. Use the Logic Log to whack him across the head instead! :D
*headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk*
To be honest, I was more afraid that she would impale me in the eyes with her razor-sharp pointy titties-o-death while screaming in a very alarming way.
Well, they are fighting against a small, green mammal incapable of proper speech, who can only express himself in annoying grunts and cries.
Well…It was a mix of spelling/grammar in my opinion because he chose the wrong word (in a sense, the wrong 'spelling' as a result) and thus, what he meant vs what he said become conflicted, thus making it, in some senses, 'bad grammar'.
It's okay. We all make mistakes….we'll promise not to laugh at you (when you can see us) :)
And if you pause and look closely at 10 seconds in… you'll notice that hyrule had a penis shaped tower… Link just probably wasn't good enough to save it.
Bad word choice that falls under the jurisdiction of the Hammer consists of a word that impedes the grammatical structure of the phrase. For example, "I have to buy a present to my friend", where "to", though spelled correctly, is used in the wrong grammatical context.
Bad word choice that does not impede the grammatical structure of a sentence, but takes from its integrity on a logical scale is punishable by Log of Logic. For example, " I must buy a past for my friend", where past is not a suitable substitution for present.
As with the Hammer, one must first consider if the lack of logic in a post, comment, and so on is actually used on porpoise as basis for humour, as the Rule of Funny overrules both previously mentionned tools.
Oh man, that was risky. It could have been a highly rewarding in plus ones due to reverse-psychology, but you got unlucky with how the others took it.
Such is the fate of those who claim to be first. :<
*Plus one of respect for reckless writing*
I would join you, but my ability to come up with good puns is rather poultry.
WITH -1'S! AND HOOKERS!
INFACT, FORGET THE -1'S!
Ah, screw the whole thing.
NO ESCAPE.
arise chicken, arise. chicken arise!
yes, it does seem that chance has flown the coop
That's it, this series is for the birds.
Thanks, at least someone got the joke.
Thunder! Thunder! Thunderchickens! HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Submitted by Justin B? Am I just imagining things or….. is it really…..
CHICKEN!
*pants* I think…I think they lost interest. *pants* Remind me to NEVER insult cuccos again. I can't keep getting chased by them.
Yeah, now i've got adventure time for that :D